Chapter 170: Flickering is very set

In a hidden cave on the outskirts of the capital, Hua Bicai pressed a protruding stone under the hot spring, only to see a stone door popping out of thin air in the weed-covered cave, which opened with a breath.

Pei Xiuxiu shouted in surprise: "Wow, there is a mechanism here." ”

The flower in a flower-colored robe must pick a beautiful peach blossom eye like a demon, and chuckled: "This is just a secret base where I usually stay. ”

Pei Xiuxiu followed in, the stone room behind the first cave was plain, and more than a dozen portraits of beautiful women with national colors and fragrance hung on the wall were lifelike.

Pei Xiuxiu took a closer look and found that the last person who painted was actually Lu Yaqin.

Hua Bicai smiled and said: "These paintings are all painted by me, how about I have the pleasure of seeing the beautiful women in the paintings?" ”

Pei Xiuxiu commented unceremoniously: "You painted well, but it's a pity that ......"

"What's the pity?" Hua Bicai squinted at Pei Xiuxiu and asked.

Pei Xiuxiu said with a smile: "It's nothing, everyone in the world evaluates a person by their appearance, as long as that person looks like a flower, even if she is a femme fatale, men will flock to her, and they are willing to bow down." What else can I say about such a world? ”

Hua Bicai shook his head and smiled: "The nature of people is also sexual, of course, what can arouse people's interest is the appearance first, and then they will pay attention to the inner things, this is nature, there is no way." ”

"Well, crooked, crooked. But I can remind you that this girl Lu Yaqin is not a good person, it's not that I'm jealous of her deliberately saying bad things about her, she is really bad, it's hard to draw people's skin and bones, and you don't know your heart! Pei Xiuxiu sighed.

Hua Bicai sneered and smiled: "Why can't Miss Lu be evaluated by you?" Is it rare for a girl to be so calm in this situation? ”

Pei Xiuxiu opened her mouth and said: "If you come, you will be safe, since you are only interested in peerless beauties, I am naturally safe, so I don't have anything to worry about." ”

"Let's go." Hua Bicai jumped and touched a secret mechanism on the ceiling with her hand, and the door to another stone room opened.

The two of them walked in one after the other, and this time the area of the stone room was five times larger than the original room, similar to the modern four-bedroom apartment.

In the food storage room, there are vegetables, fruits, rice, flour, sauce and vinegar.

Pei Xiuxiu opened her eyes wide and sighed: "Wow, what a rich food store, I can't eat it for a year and a half." ”

The other rooms are a study, a bedroom, and a collection room for displaying sculptures.

In the study, the shelves are full of books, from the sky to the geography of the sky, down to the piano and chess scores.

Pei Xiuxiu glanced at it casually and smiled: "I didn't expect you to be a person who reads poetry and books." ”

Hua Bicai smiled disappreciatively: "I think, so I am, why should I care about the world's evaluation of me, mediocre people disturb themselves?" Is it because I am a legendary thief that I should watch some chūn gōng tú palace jìn shū every day? ”

"Hehe, I didn't mean that." Bae so-so embarrassedly denied it.

There is nothing else in the bedroom except for a simple ice bed, and even the flowers that are practicing after sleep must be picked, so he must be a martial arts master.

Pei Xiuxiu asked kindly: "It is rumored in the world that you can fly the eaves and walk the wall, and it is true that you are the first in the world?" ”

Hua Bicai didn't bother to respond, and walked straight to the collection room next door.

"This man is so disrespectful!" Pei Xiuxiu muttered and followed.

As soon as she entered the collection room, Pei Xiuxiu was attracted by the exquisite carved artworks in front of her, wood carving, ceramics, a wide variety of pieces, and each piece was exquisite.

From flowers, birds, insects, fish to birds and animals, and then to the elderly, children, girls, noblewomen, petty officials and officials, the carvings are lifelike, subtle and beautiful, making people feel as if they have entered the world of God's carving.

"Wow, you've collected so many treasures? You're so rich! Pei Xiuxiu couldn't help but exclaim.

Hua Bicai glanced at her unceremoniously and said, "These are all carved by my own hands." ”

Pei Xiuxiu's mouth opened wider and said, "No?" What did you do? I can't believe you're still an invisible artist, huh? ”

Pei Xiuxiu looked at Hua Bicai with a look of pity, and sighed in her heart: What a good person, why is he a thief? Otherwise, it's a talent.

Hua Bicai took in her actions and sneered: "Put away your sympathetic gaze, I don't need anyone's sympathy." There is another thing I want to declare, and I just say it once, you listen, I am not a flower thief, and I have not done the legendary romances, they are all rumors from outsiders, and it doesn't matter if you believe it or not. ”

"Huh? Oh, I don't care what you want to say. Pei Xiuxiu squinted her eyes and smiled.

Hua Bicai looked at her with a suspicious expression and shouted: "Now make me dinner, I'm going to make something, go out." ”

After Pei Xiuxiu was kicked out, she said to herself with a dissatisfied face: "The ghost only believes your nonsense, go out, what's the big deal?" ”

An hour later, the secret room was full of incense, and the smell of rice hooked out all the gluttonous worms in Hua Bicai's stomach.

Hua Bicai put down the walnut carving in his hand and walked out of the collection room.

I saw that the smooth jade table was full of delicacies with both color and flavor, such as grilled whole chicken, fresh and fragrant smooth fish fillet, fried rice, bamboo rice, mountain mushroom soup, fried golden stinky tofu, and boiled beef.

Hua Bicai was overjoyed and praised: "I can't see that the girl is still a skillful cook." ”

Pei Xiuxiu said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's just a piece of cake, you have to know that I can make dozens of different flavors for you just rice, such as Yangzhou fried rice, omelet rice, seaweed rice, wooden barrel rice, bamboo tube rice, vegetable pickled rice, nutritious soup rice, shredded radish fried rice, rice bowls, barbecued pork rice, etc." You have to know that cooking is the same as your carving, it can be ever-changing, so three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, you are a talent, I am also a talent, we are a tie hee......"

"Interesting, it looks like I'm going to have to take out some of my treasured wine today, and I'll pick it up."

Pei Xiuxiu followed Hua Bicai to a wine storage room, where a series of good wines such as green plum wine, salvia wine, bamboo sake, plum blossom wine, and peach blossom wine were neatly arranged.

What is particularly scary is the snake wine in the row below, all kinds of poisonous snakes from cobra to bamboo leaf green, which frightened Pei Xiuxiu to cover her eyes and shout: "Mom, it's so scary." ”

Hua Bicai smiled: "Even if you want to drink that snake wine, I can't bear it, this is snake wine that has been soaked for decades, and drinking a glass of dehumidification and disease is amazing." ”

"I won't drink that thing, you give me another antidote to soft tendons, and I'm weak again after making a meal." Pei Xiuxiu said softly.

Hua Bicai took out an antidote from her waist and said: "This is only an antidote for temporary relief, and it can't solve the poison of your body's soft tendons, I said that I will give you the antidote after three days, and I will not break my promise, you still stay here with me these days, and I will naturally let you go back after three days." ”

Hua Bicai poured a pot of green plum wine and a pot of peach blossom brew and returned to the dinner table.

Hua Bicai looked at the tofu on the table and asked, "What kind of dish is this?" ”

"Pan-fried stinky tofu."

"How can there be tofu?"

"You taste it."

Hua Bicai picked up a piece and sniffed it in his nose, frowned and said, "Can you eat it if it stinks so much?" ”

"How do you know if you don't taste it?"

Hua Bicai pinched his nose and picked up the stinky tofu again and put it in his mouth.

After a few seconds, the expression on his face changed and he praised: "I didn't expect that what I asked was completely different from the taste of eating in my mouth, it was too godly." ”

Pei Xiuxiu smiled: "Delicious? It's delicious, you eat more. ”

Hua Bicai ate a lot of pieces in a row, and then asked, "How did this come about?" How did you find tofu? I haven't bought tofu lately. ”

Pei Xiuxiu smiled: "When I opened the closet, I saw that there was tofu, but there was some long hair, so I processed it." ”

"What?" Hua Bicai excitedly began to clasp her throat with her hands.

"You're actually giving me something bad, you...... You ......"

Pei Xiuxiu smiled and said don't be angry: "The tofu is not bad, I saw that the tofu was sprinkled with a layer of salt, and I knew that you accidentally knocked over and sprinkled the salt on the noodles, and then you may not care too much about the tofu in the corner becoming salt tofu, you can make stinky tofu." ”

Hua Bicai shouted angrily: "Then why don't you eat it?" ”

"I eat, I eat." Pei Xiuxiu sandwiched a few pieces and ate them casually, which dispelled the doubts of Hua Bicai.

Fortunately, the other cauliflower mustai didn't say anything more, just ate them while drinking until there were no dregs left.

After drinking high, Hua Bicai and Pei Xiuxiu began to talk about the mountains.

Pei Xiuxiu told him a series of romantic love stories that happened between the present world and Ling Feng, and Hua Bicai was talking to herself about her sad love history, but the two were talking to themselves, saying that they didn't know what the other party was doing.

Pei Xiuxiu chattered and talked to herself for three hours, and by the time she came back to her senses, Hua Bicai had fallen asleep on the ground drunk.

"Hey, are you listening? It's all because you destroyed my cave room again, you get up for me. Pei Xiuxiu pushed him, but the other party still didn't react.

Pei Xiuxiu sighed, brought a pillow and quilt from the bedroom to cover him, and then fell asleep on the table.

"I'm so sleepy, I'm really tired today!" Pei Xiuxiu's eyelids became heavier and heavier, and finally she couldn't resist the heavy sleepiness and fell asleep.

In the red wedding tent, the drunken Zeng Qingfeng appeared in front of Pei Xiuxiu in a red wedding dress.

Zeng Qingfeng picked up the headband, stared at the bride tenderly, and saw that Pei Xiuxiu was full of red clouds.

"It's beautiful!" Zeng Qingfeng said with a smile in his eyes.

Pei Xiuxiu said shyly: "Xianggong, I finally married you." ”

The two drank a glass of wine affectionately, Zeng Qingfeng hugged Pei Xiuxiu and said: "**A moment is worth a thousand gold, it's not too early, let's rest early." ”

Pei Xiuxiu's little heart fluttered like a deer, and her happy and expectant look turned into a touch of shyness and hid in Zeng Qingfeng's arms.

"Lady!"

"Xianggong!"

The hot and humid kiss fell on the soft red lips, and Pei Xiuxiu's whole body was numb......

"Ling Feng, I love you......"

The next day, Hua Bicai looked at Pei Xiuxiu, who was sleeping and dreaming of spring, and shouted with disdain: "It's dawn, don't have your spring dreams anymore, the night of candles in the cave room has passed!" ”

Pei Xiuxiu, who was salivaing, opened her sleepy eyes, and said in disappointment: "It turns out that I am dreaming again!" I'm so miserable......"

Hua Bicai shouted ruthlessly: "Make breakfast, after eating, I will go to the hot springs to practice." ”

"Hey! It's a hard life! Miserable! ......" Pei Xiuxiu walked away with a sad face.