In the room, Eddie Bullock sat on a small bench with a constipated expression on his face.

Although as a reporter, he often interacts with the police, and entering the bureau is as common as drinking water, but in the past, he went to the bureau for the news, but this time he really entered the bureau himself.

"Name."

"Eddie Bullock."

"Gender."

"This is also a question?"

"Who knows if you're a man or a woman, in case you're transgender, so it's better to ask." Lu Yu said casually.

I went to Nima's transgender.

You're transgender, and your whole family is transgender.

After complaining frantically, Eddie Bullock replied honestly, "Man." ”

"How old is this year?"

“28。”

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"There used to be, but now there isn't."

"No wonder you live in a bachelor apartment, you don't even have a wife, it's miserable, but it's okay, go back and organize to send you a wife." Lu Yu said: "Do you have a family?" ”

"Nope."

"That's good." Lu Yu put the pen away, stood up and patted Eddie Bullock on the shoulder and said, "Welcome to S.H.I.E.L.D., trust me, you are the protagonist." ”

Both parents died, there is a sister and a house, the standard configuration of the protagonist.

What, you said the girlfriend broke up with him?

Wouldn't that be better? The protagonist of the starting point of the divorce stream, thirty years in Henan, thirty years in Hebei, don't bully the uncle to be poor, the absolute future is bright.

"My name is Lu Yu, the owner of Wanjie Supermarket, don't forget me when you develop in the future, remember to come to my supermarket to consume more and support me."

Superheroes are local tyrants.

You see that Tony's Iron Man is big, and he has recently vigorously developed clean energy, and the market value of enterprises has marched to trillions.

Look at Captain America again, as soon as I woke up, S.H.I.E.L.D. sent a girl, and at first glance, I knew that it was the kind of person who had no worries about food and clothing.

Hulk, the father of the real estate developer, every time he makes a move, there are a bunch of real estate developers shouting 666 in the back to get some reconstruction orders by the way, if it weren't for Hulk and his coldness, it is estimated that the real estate developers would want to ask him to dismantle the nails.

Ant-Man Scottron, don't look at him poor, but Bai Fumei is interesting to him, okay, cross out Bai Fumei's beauty, but even if it's not beautiful, it won't affect him to eat soft rice.

Spider-Man Peter Parker, he ...... Forget it, a little kid, he has no money and learns what superhero others are doing, cross it out.

In conclusion, superheroes are either rich or rich reserves.

As long as they want, there is money in minutes.

"Wait, what are you talking about?" Eddie Brock was stunned, "What welcome to S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Aren't you a police officer? ”

"Who told you I was a police officer."

I'm telling you, don't spread rumors.

Spreading rumors is illegal.

He didn't want to be retweeted 500 times and then get in.

"Ah, but...... But you ....... Eddie Bullock grew his mouth and said for a long time before he found that Lu Yu didn't seem to say that he was a policeman.

"Don't me, I'm me, do you want to go to my supermarket to consume a wave, toiletries, everything, and, I see that your security door seems to be broken, and it can't be repaired, don't you think about going down to my supermarket to buy a new security door?" As for the fact that his supermarket does not have an anti-theft door, he said that it doesn't matter, and I will have it when you are sure that you buy it.

Didn't you break my security door?

Eddie Bullock didn't want to talk anymore, and for the first time he found someone who could be so shameless.

Although Eddie Bullock didn't say that he would join S.H.I.E.L.D., Lu Yu took him as a member, so he called Nick Fury.

"Nick Fury, I've found the symbiote you're looking for, and after some persuasion from me, he finally decided to join S.H.I.E.L.D. and become a superhero of light."

After Lu Yu finished speaking, he paused.

As the person who knows you best is your partner, he believes that Nick Fury should be able to understand what he left to say.

Nick Fury was stunned, I asked you to find the symbiote, and you gave me the whole superhero back? Although there are high-tech tycoons in the Avengers group, antiques from World War II, ray mutations, and children who don't read well and know how to save the world.

The composition can be described as varied, but isn't it a bit too much for you to just add an alien in, he just wants to say that you did a beautiful job.

"Where are you now? I'll call for someone to pick you up right away. ”

It doesn't matter if he's an alien or not, the one who can help fight the villain is a good person.

If he was entangled in the issue of race, he, a black man, would not be the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the United States would still be in charge of the Indians.

Besides, it's not that there are no aliens in superheroes, Thor, Thor, understands, not only aliens, but also alien princes, and people are not running upside down to save the American people.

What is this called, this is called interstellar humanitarianism.

"Wait, I don't think I agreed to join S.H.I.E.L.D." Eddie Bullock, who had been eavesdropping on the side, finally couldn't help but speak.

As soon as you hear the name, S.H.I.E.L.D. knows it's a donkey's vest.

Hmph, don't think I don't know that I only have a wife when a donkey barks, and I don't have a wife until I die.

"It's okay if you don't join S.H.I.E.L.D." Lu Yu glanced at him, and began to lay out the facts, reasoning, "As far as I know, the symbiote that resides in your body has caused the death of several people before meeting you, if you don't join S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury will let you see what is called capitalism's special fist." ”

As for why it was Nick Fury instead of him, Lu Yu said that he was communist.

"People are killed by venom, what does it matter to me Eddie Bullock." Eddie Bullock said confidently.

"No, you're Venom." The screenwriter and director hand-picked the protagonist - Venom, you are not Venom, who else is Venom?

I, really not Venom.

Eddie Bullock screamed with grief and indignation, and in the face of this unjust law enforcement, in the face of this dark world, he decided to rise up and resist.

"Did you really get a wife after joining S.H.I.E.L.D.? Present hair is not the kind that occurs after death. ”

"Eddie Bullock, what are you doing with him talking so much nonsense, we have more important things to do."

Venom came out of Eddie Bullock's body, and with that, he pounced on Landing Feather.

We all know your strengths and weaknesses, you know my depths, you still want to find Xiaosan, no way, see me kill this matchmaker first and then come back to educate you.

Lu Yu pulled Captain Dragonfly next to him over, and the venom immediately bit Captain Dragonfly's body.

Bang~

Venom feels like he has a bit of a toothache.

"Blatantly assaulting S.H.I.E.L.D. law enforcement officers is an aggravated crime." Lu Yu said coldly to Eddie Bullock.

"I'm not, I don't, Venom did it." Eddie Brock held up his hands to indicate that he hadn't done anything.

", you're still here."

Lu Yu saw that Venom split out two arms and turned into two weapons to slash at him, and immediately used Shiba Inu Thor in his left hand and Captain Dragonfly in his right hand to make a special move.

"Block."

Bang~Bang~

Venom slammed one weapon into Captain Dragonfly with a crisp sound, and the other weapon was smashed down by Shiba Inu Thor with a hammer, and it went soft on the spot.

But in the next moment, the venom conjured up several silk threads and surrounded Lu Yu.

"It's up to you to block it."

"I'll block you MB."

Lu Yu took out the glasses from the system space, Eddie Bullock, the wife sent by the organization is about to be launched, please pay attention to check.

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