On this day, I received a call from Mu Lanlan, who said that Wu Lele and I had made a great contribution to Cheng Zimeng's case, and invited us to dinner in the evening. Wu Lele and I happily went.

There were a total of five people at the dinner table, in addition to me and Wu Lele, as well as Yu Feng and Mu Xiaofan.

Yu Feng praised me and Wu Lele for being brave and smart, and I modestly said that I was actually a scumbag, if it weren't for Wu Lele, I was afraid that I would have been abused to death by the fox demon. Yu Feng looked at me and asked, "Brother Xiaodao hasn't practiced?" "I said no, I don't have a master, no one to teach me. Yu Feng said regretfully: "It's a pity, if you have some skills, both civil and military, I'm afraid that you will soon break out of the sky on the rivers and lakes!" "I think so, I will find time to go to the gym to practice one day. Mu Lanlan said: "You don't have to go to fist, I'll teach you." ”

"You?" I thought she was joking.

Mu Xiaofan continued: "My sister's kung fu is very good, if she is willing to teach you, I guarantee that in less than a month, one person can defeat ten people at the same time." "I say that's an exaggeration, isn't it? Mu Lanlan said: "As long as you are willing to endure hardships, I can double your strength, but you have to promise me one condition first." I asked her what the conditions were, and she said that if there is anything that needs me in the process of handling the case in the future, I must give her support and cooperation. I mean, what's wrong with that? It is the bounden duty of every citizen to cooperate with the police to eliminate the bad guys!

"Then do it!"

Mu Lanlan said, my body is too weak now, and if I want to have good skills, I must have a strong physique, so she gave me a month-long devil training, washing my body with herbs, and then running to carry weights, learning to grab hands or something, and practicing basic fighting skills such as Baguazhang and over-the-shoulder wrestling.

Here I will give a brief introduction to this so-called devil training, of course, this is learned outside of class.

Let's talk about this devil's training.

The first is that I want to run with weights.

The weight-bearing training with the lead bar is to tie this ghost thing to my legs, at first it was 5 kilograms, 10 kilograms, and gradually, the lead bar is getting bigger and bigger, but the lead bar is still 5 kilograms written on the outside, in fact, the total amount is far more than 50 kilograms! And I was obsessed with martial arts, I didn't know about it at all, making me like an idiot, and finally Wu Lele found out the secret, she wanted to give me a lead bar, but when I mentioned it, ah, I couldn't lift it, something was wrong, but Mu Lanlan pretended to be deaf and dumb on the side, touched her nose and said: "The current manufacturer is too untrustworthy, obviously it is 50 kilograms, but it is only 5 kilograms, which makes us consumers embarrassed!" ”

I want to say, Captain Mu, you bully me like this, does Brother Yu Feng know?

And then there's another, more brutal.

In order to train me to be the second Bruce Lee - this is my guess, Mu Lanlan called me to a farmhouse in the suburbs, and I saw that a lot of equipment and tools were installed in the courtyard.

I remember that day was Saturday, the morning was sunny, I really wanted to go out with Wu Lele for romance and romance, and cultivate our great relationship, but Mu Lanlan, Yu Feng, and Mu Xiaofan each moved a chair and sat down under the eaves, made a pot of tea, and said while drinking: "Teach you to practice yin jin today." ”

I don't know what Yin Jin is, I only know Yin Gong, that's what it means, men understand it, so I feel very surprised, is this Captain Mu joking with me early in the morning? Unexpectedly, she continued: "If you want to practice yin strength, it is equivalent to practicing how to use waist strength and foot strength, now train your waist strength first." Then he pointed to the horizontal bar in the courtyard and told me to hold the horizontal bar with both feet and stretch. When I was doing it, Mu Lanlan sat there chatting with Yu Feng and drinking tea, and didn't care about me, but I was very serious about the training, but I didn't have the strength after a few clicks, and when I was thinking about it, Mu Lanlan said, If you can't complete a thousand round-trips, don't expect to eat tonight.

Wu Lele was not happy, and said that a thousand could not do it.

Alas, it's still my girlfriend who loves my boyfriend, and I'm very touched in my heart.

Mu Lanlan said: "Don't look down on him, his physical strength is unlimited." "Then he said, as soon as you talk about eating, I'm hungry now, and as he spoke, he asked Yu Feng and Mu Xiaofan to pile up some wooden sticks, dried leaves, and the like under me, light a fire, and roast sweet potatoes......

Ni Mei's, this is not roasted sweet potato, this is roasted me!

Under the fire, I had to pull my upper body up, but my hands were tied to death, so I could only buckle the horizontal bar with my feet, and if I let go of my feet, I would fall directly into the fire pit. I can only complete today's task in this masochistic way, a thousand hanging horizontal bars...... It's just cruel!

So the second time, I didn't get on the horizontal bar anyway. Mu Lanlan said unhurriedly: "It's okay not to go on the horizontal bar, then practice strength, first tell me a big reason to give me "brainwashing", what to practice strength must have enough arm strength, arm strength is not enough to use the maximum ability of strength is equivalent to sealing and so on, as soon as I heard that it made sense, I asked with great interest how to practice, Mu Lanlan said, it's very simple, do push-ups, I asked how many to do, and then Mu Lanlan thought for a while and replied 10,000, I was shocked, and scolded him How is this possible! Mu Lanlan thought for a while and said, "Well, then 100,000 is good......"

Miserable.

She asked Wu Lele to buy me a few big bags of medicinal herbs and boil water for me to bathe.

It's so comfortable, it's a pity that Wu Lele doesn't want to soak with me, this is the only fly in the ointment.

Then comes the real fighting skills.

According to Mu Lanlan's teaching, it is how to use the most effective method to attack the enemy with the joints on the body, and use the most effective method to do the most effective killing moves - I think this Mu Lanlan is teaching me martial arts, which has nothing to do with Taoism, but I have a strong interest in learning martial arts, so I am very energetic in learning.

Because I like to learn this, I will spend more pen and ink to describe this, and you can skip it if you don't like it.

In order to practice boxing, Mu Lanlan asked me to go to the grove behind the house to collect firewood, and then asked me to hit the tree with my fists.

It's self-harm.

According to my thoughts, you should go to practice sandbags, why do you want to do it to the tree, the tree didn't hurt you, Mu Lanlan said: "If you are told to hit the tree, you will go to the tree." "I later learned that she used to practice like this in the army. I asked her how to practice her boxing skills well, and Mu Lanlan said: "One day, you can knock down a tree with one punch, and you will be considered a teacher." ”

So, I tried my best to chop towards a tree, but the tree broke, I laughed proudly, Wu Lele picked up the tree, and said with a tight eyebrow: "This tree is so small, you broke it, you are so cruel." ”

Alas, in fact, this tree is not small, at least it is the size of a thumb.

As a result, Mu Lanlan fell down a big tree as thick as an oil drum with a whip leg lightly, and in the dumbfounded eyes of Wu Lele and me, Mu Lanlan touched her nose and said as if she was embarrassed: "That...... I'm sorry, I've tightened my strength, but, ah, I wasn't going to pretend to be B and say that I was good, but ......" She shrugged her shoulders, indicating that she was helpless, because this kick couldn't be retracted.

When I saw this scene and heard these words, I fell to the bottom in an instant.

As a result, after I went back that night, my whole body bones were falling apart, listless, but fortunately, Wu Lele was boiling water to bathe me and wiped my back, which swept away the exhaustion of my whole body.

It's a pity that she won't wash with me.

And then it's time to use swordsmanship. Speaking of which, swordsmanship is the most fun, at the beginning, it is to give the knife that opens the edge and tell me to cut down the tree, or the scarecrow, and then practice it is to break the knife, and then it is the knife that does not open the edge...... All in all, it's very exciting.

Later, I practiced like this every day, I felt that I was a lot stronger, muscular, and my body was great, and I wanted to have two moves with Mu Lanlan, but as a result, she knocked me down with one move, I was very depressed, and asked Mu Lanlan if there was a shortcut or anything to learn, Mu Lanlan said seriously: "Yes." "That's to run faster, and then tell me to drag the tires of the car for a walk, and the hateful thing is that this girl takes a leather whip and smits on the bicycle in the back......

Not to mention this, in short, it is very miserable.

However, after a month of devil training, I went from being weak and weak to growing like a cow in the back, and I had endless strength. Mu Lanlan was very satisfied, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Yes, if you continue to practice like this, I believe that in less than ten years, you will be able to have my skills today." ”

I fainted on the spot.

It was Friday afternoon, and I received a call from Mu Qian, saying that Li Xiaonan and Zhong Ling'er were going to a place called a haunted house in the suburbs to "visit the spirit", and asked me if I would go. When I asked what it was, she said it was to look for supernatural events, such as ghosts or things that science can't explain. I think Zhong Ling'er and Li Xiaonan will go, at night, and to a haunted house, the two of them are young, and they are really worried that something should not happen to them, so I said decisively: "You wait for me, I'll come right away!" ”

As a result, a thing that had already ended resurfaced.

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