Just as I was stunned, a man in a gorgeous Taoist robe suddenly walked out of the crowd, and he smiled and said to me, "It was the poor Dao who asked them to take it out." ”

Poor road?

This is the so-called Dao Immortal?

I asked, "The yin qi in the corpse is very heavy, and it stands to reason that the yin qi should be removed first, so how can you take it to the sun to dry, so that you are not afraid that the corpse will suffer and the yin qi will turn into evil qi?" ”

"Hahaha......"

The Taoist priest suddenly smiled, he still held a whisk in his hand, shook it gently, and said with a smile: "Daoist friend's words are really interesting, when yin qi meets sunlight, it will naturally be killed cleanly." So what do you say? ”

I said coldly: "Naturally, put three incense sticks to worship the corpse, half a bowl of water to check the grievances, and then let the eldest son and grandson kneel in front of the coffin to resolve the grievances." Then the woman avoided and wiped the deceased's favorite thing three times to resolve the affection. ”

"Hahaha, how can you bury a corpse, and you have to rely on it so much, you are really a Taoist?" He laughed and said, "Poor Dao is a disciple of the Heavenly Master of Wudang Mountain, and the Dao number is the Origin Dao Immortal. This Taoist friend doesn't know where to learn. ”

My eyes widened and I exclaimed, "Brainless thing, is this where you cheated money?" Don't die!? ”

People's faces suddenly changed, and they all looked at the Taoist priest, and the so-called Dao Immortal said with a red face and a heartbeat: "Fellow Daoist, how can I cheat money?" ”

"Do ordinary people dare to use the word Yuan Shi as their own road name? There is also the level of Dao Immortal, I have never heard of it. I said coldly.

"Oh?"

He smiled and said, "So, why don't you report to your own teacher?" ”

I thought that I couldn't say too much, and they didn't understand it if I said it too much, so I simply said: "I am an Asura under the command of Widow Zhou, and I once slashed the generals. ”

"Hahahahaha......"

Dao Xian suddenly burst out laughing, and people curiously asked him what was wrong. He laughed and said, "This little friend is really interesting, he said that he is an asura, and an asura is clearly a character in the six realms of reincarnation in Buddhism. I said Xiaoyou, if you want to pretend to be a Taoist, you have to learn the basic skills first. Let me ask you, what does the Tao Te Ching say? ”

"I ......"

I was stunned because I really didn't know what the Tao Te Ching was about. And the Dao Immortal continued: "Since you say that you are a Taoist priest, why don't you show your skills? ”

I said impatiently, "You're sick in the head?" In broad daylight, what can I do? ”

"Hahaha, why is a dignified Taoist priest afraid of Tianming like a ghost in your mouth?"

Dao Xian took out a wine glass from his sleeve, he put a little in his hands, and said softly: "Change!" ”

Suddenly, there was an extra liquid in the originally empty wine glass. Dao Xian smiled and handed the wine glass to Mr. Zhang, he took a sip curiously, and then said in surprise: "God, it's really wine!" ”

"This is the real Taoist!"

"I said Lao Zhang, what kind of goods are you looking for?"

"Dao Immortal, thanks to you, otherwise I really don't know what to do......"

People praised the so-called Dao Immortal, but I was anxious. What can I do?

Even if they're stupid, am I just leaving? What if these people are all killed by zombies by then, then I will definitely not be able to get over it on my conscience. I'm not for the 200,000, but for a sense of responsibility. These people are likely to be in danger, and I can't leave out of a moment of anger.

At this time, Mr. Zhang's attitude towards me was not very good: "This gentleman, please go back first." ”

"Don't say anything too soon," I said coldly...... "To me, this Dao Immortal is just a liar. Since you don't believe me, then I'll do something inconsequential, and I'll be fine, right? ”

Mr. Zhang said, "What's the matter?" ”

I took out a dozen ghost-suppressing talismans from my pocket and said seriously: "Every half an hour, drop a drop of blood on it, and then stick it on the corpse." Mr. Zhang, if you can do this step in business, it means that your brain is not stupid, and you can't cut off your own back road in everything. When I came here before, I found that the environment here is good, and I was going to go fishing by the creek, which is not far from here. If you have something to do, give me a call, but ...... Prices are subject to change. ”

"Price change?" Mr. Zhang was surprised.

I shrugged my shoulders: "Mr. Zhang, if you listen to me and post a talisman every half an hour, then if something happens at that time, I will only collect 500,000 yuan from you." You may think it's incredible to hear the price of 500,000, but I'm here, if you can't get 500,000 when the time comes, don't call me, because I won't bother you at all. ”

Mr. Zhang asked, "What if I don't post it?" ”

"There are a total of fifteen Dao talismans here, and one without sticking one is 100,000. That is, if you don't post fifteen sheets, one and a half million plus five hundred thousand, that's two million. I smiled.

A woman next to Mr. Zhang immediately became angry: "Why are you so greedy for money? Dao Immortal only collected 50,000 yuan from us. ”

I sneered, "If you keep posting, maybe you'll end up with a green zombie." If you don't post it, there may be a white zombie, if your luck is so bad that it bursts, or this guy has a purple zombie for some reason, then I'm sorry, I don't care about this idle matter. You can just ask, 500,000 green zombies, 2 million white zombies, whether this kind of price is a loss or not. Anyway, I'll just say one thing, I'm a real person, and I can't do anything to cheat people. ”

"What a green zombie white ......zombie," said a young man angrily, "don't fool people here! ”

Mr. Zhang stopped the young man's words and asked, "According to what you said, if you make a purple zombie, how much will it cost you to make a move?" ”

"Give me all your possessions, and I won't accept it." I shook my head.

Mr. Zhang thought for a moment, and then said, "Then sir, why don't you stay here and watch first?" ”

"No, the Dao is not the same, I don't want to have any quarrel with the so-called Dao Immortals." I sneered.

With that, I left my phone number, turned around and left. If this Mr. Zhang had a brain, he would definitely put up the ghost suppression talisman, and I guess the liar would not stop it, after all, there is a god three feet above his head, and he will definitely be a little afraid to cheat this money.

I sat and rested in the creek not far away, texting Lin Wenwen all the time. I told her about this, and Lin Wenwen immediately called me. When I picked it up, I heard her tone full of worry: "Li Dong, if you encounter this kind of thing, leave quickly." Even if your physical fitness is not ordinary, it is estimated that the existence of green stiffness can break your bones with a single tap, not to mention the possibility of white stiffness. ”

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, these people will definitely not dare to joke with their lives, they will definitely put on the ghost suppression talisman." When the time comes, it shouldn't be too difficult to deal with the green zombie. ”

"It's only 500,000 to deal with the green zombie, and your heart is the same as mine, quite kind. If it's Chen Ziyin's guy, it's estimated that it will be five million as soon as he opens his mouth, I bet ......" Lin Wenwen said with a smile, "Once, at the junction of Ningbo and Wenzhou, there was a hanged ghost at home. He looked for Chen Ziyin first, but Chen Ziyin offered 200,000 yuan, and he couldn't afford it, so he came to me. If I asked him to cover the travel expenses, he would prepare another 20,000 yuan. ”

I smiled and said, "After all, it's a Taoist priest, so it's better to have a little conscience." Baby...... I want to be in your arms and listen to your heartbeat. ”

"I hate it, you're so indecent...... Lin Wenwen whispered, "Don't do this, I haven't gotten up yet." ”

"It's just ...... you didn't get up," I laughed, "let me come to your bed, baby." ”

"Hmm...... What do you want to do, villain......"

"I want to put my hand in ......"

When I said this, I was stunned for a moment, because I saw a young girl standing behind me, and she was looking at me like a pervert. I hurriedly coughed and said, "I want to help you cover the quilt." ”

Lin Wenwen was so smart, she immediately understood that there was someone beside me, and she whispered: "Villain, I'm hanging!" ”

I put away my phone and asked the girl awkwardly, "...... you Which one? ”

I have seen this girl before, she should be Mr. Zhang's daughter, and she has been standing behind Mr. Zhang at that time.

She trembled and said to me in fear, "I saw it just now...... I saw my grandfather open his eyes. ”

Open your eyes!