Chapter Fifty-Nine: Teasing the Way to Go Down
Helplessly looking at the two guys who committed the second crime, Ye Feng turned around and walked out of the tent, and met Ma Jump who was just about to enter.
"Huh? Coming back so soon? Ma Jump said speechlessly.
Ye Feng smiled! "Don't bother with that idleness, go in and see the two of them."
Saying that, Ye Feng walked away with a smile, leaving the unknown horse jump to wonder, and then he entered the tent.
As Ye Feng expected, in less than three seconds, an exaggerated burst of laughter came out of the tent, and some of the surrounding classmates were inexplicably unaware of what was funny in the tent.
"Who's laughing in your tent?" Lan Mengmeng walked up to Ye Feng and asked.
Ye Feng said: "You'll know later." As he spoke, he shouted to the tent: "Fatty, invite the model Da Hei out for everyone to walk the catwalk." ”
Hearing this, everyone gathered their eyes. After a while, the tent came out of the fat man. I saw him standing by the tent with a solemn face, and said:
"Radisson and my classmates, I would like to invite Da Hei, a shining star model in the monster world, to present an unprecedented catwalk for everyone. Please put away your phones, take out your hands, and get ready to give Dahei the warmest applause! ”
With that, the fat man lifted the tent with one hand. Suddenly, a big dog walking with his head held high and walking with his head held high walked out triumphantly. As it walks, it also dubbs itself:
"Move, move, hey...... Come to the dead dog ~ one, two, three, four, ten thousand spit broken Buddha ......"
However, when everyone saw a dog walking with a catwalk, twisting and twisting the old tall buttocks, they almost laughed so much that they covered their stomachs with their hands.
And the big black wolf didn't know what was wrong, and sang in that singing tone: "Move times~ Come over~Left to right~Look around~Right~"
Singing, it turned its head to look at Niu Fei, and Niu Fei suddenly sang: "That's right~Go back~"
"I'm back~ Move times to hit ......" The big black wolf sang, turned around and walked to the door of the tent again, and suddenly turned his head and squinted halfway through: "Look back and squint ~ blur ~ move times to hit ......"
The fat man said: "Riot~"
Then the big black wolf continued to walk back, came to the fat man, and nodded politely to everyone, saying, "Three grams of oil~"
At this moment, everyone almost laughed, even Lao Li and the other two beautiful teachers laughed regardless of their image, let alone others.
And under this laughter, everyone did not forget to burst into thunderous applause.
There are also many boys who whistle and coax, while many girls think the big black wolf is very cute, and they keep shouting "big black big black".
When the big black wolf saw this scene, his vanity was very satisfied, and he was pretending to be vigorous.
Ye Feng walked over and said, "How is it?" Isn't it much cooler than you being a mountain god? ”
"Cool, I didn't expect me to have such a popular day, much more beautiful than being a mountain god, hehe!" The big black wolf said: "I want to go on like this forever!" ”
Eh~ Ye Feng didn't have anything to say, just let it go on the road of teasing......
This farce undoubtedly raised everyone's mood to an optimal point, and all the difficulties and dangers that happened last night were completely relieved by everyone because of this incident.
In their opinion, this big black wolf is too funny, where can he match the fierce monster last night?
After a hot time, everyone was ready to make lunch, and Lao Li said that after lunch, everyone would go around to play and go back to school early tomorrow morning.
Just after lunch, Lan Mengmeng suddenly pointed to Ye Feng and said to the small dirt bag in the distance: "There are two figures, one of them seems to be the aunt in the morning." ”
Ye Feng also saw it, nodded, and walked briskly there, behind him, Lan Mengmeng followed closely.
When he arrived at the place, Ye Feng caught up with the aunt and said, "Auntie, wait a minute!" ”
The woman turned around, looked at Ye Feng and asked, "Child, what's wrong?" ”
At the same time, the uncle beside her, who looked to be forty or fifty years old, also turned his head and looked at Ye Feng suspiciously.
This person's hair is neatly combed, he is wearing a pale cyan robe, and he is carrying this cloth bag on his body, and he looks like a learned person in the early years, or a person who knows how to read feng shui and can tell fortunes.
Ye Feng said: "It's okay, I just think that Auntie, you look worried, is something wrong?" ”
When the woman heard this, she sighed and said, "Alas...... You're right, my son...... Alas~"
"It's okay, auntie, tell me, maybe I can help you?" Ye Feng said, also observing the robed man, the first impression was that this person had no real skills, and it was a very common liar.
When the woman heard this, she looked at Ye Feng suspiciously, and before she could speak, she saw that the man in the robe had already snorted coldly and spoke.
"Hmph, how can you help, a hairy boy?" Then he said to the woman, "Are you still leaving?" It's delayed, what's wrong with your son, I don't care! ”
When the woman heard this, she hurriedly said, "Go, go!" Master Wu, don't be angry! ”
Seeing this, Ye Feng sneered in his heart and said, "Then I'll go to my aunt's house too, right?" I'm fine anyway! ”
"This ...... All right! Seeing that Ye Feng had just said that she could help her, although she didn't believe it in her heart, it was better to have a glimmer of hope than nothing, and it was nothing to have one more person.
And that Master Wu naturally didn't want to say anything, everyone said to go and see. If he blindly blocks it again, it will seem that he is weak-hearted.
Ye Feng turned around and asked Lan Mengmeng to go back and tell Lao Li that he had something to do, Lan Mengmeng nodded and ran back, while Ye Feng walked with the woman on the cement road.
In less than three minutes, there was a sound of running behind him, but he saw Lan Mengmeng chasing after him again.
Ye Feng was stunned for a moment, and then said helplessly: "Why are you here too?" ”
"Hehe, I want to check it out too." Lan Mengmeng said with a smile, in fact, she wanted to be with Ye Feng in her heart.
Seeing this, Ye Feng didn't say anything more, and the two followed the woman and the robed man together, and walked along the cement road in the countryside.
There are some newly built buildings not far from each side of the concrete road, and this woman lives in the newly built buildings on the side of the concrete road. When she ushered us into the house, she poured us three glasses of water, and then led us upstairs to a bedroom.
As soon as he came to this bedroom, Ye Feng felt a yin qi. And the curtains of the windows in this bedroom were tightly closed, and no light was revealed, making the room dark and dreary.
On the bed in the bedroom, layers of quilts were wrapped around the bed, and apparently there must have been a person inside. It's just that it's so cold in this big summer? There's definitely something wrong with that.
"Lift the quilt and I'll take a look." The robed uncle said to the woman.
The woman hesitated, but walked over and said softly, "Son, the master is here, can you open the quilt and let the master see it?" ”
As he spoke, he lifted the layers of quilts, and as the quilts were lifted, the temperature in the whole room slowly dropped a little.