Gordon: "....... ”

Well, I knew that it was impossible for an arms trafficker to be kind, and sure enough, everything just now was just an illusion.

"Amitabha, good, good, poor monk." In an instant, Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, regained his kind appearance.

Do you think I'll still believe you? I'm telling you, you've been seen through by me, and now you're as naked in front of me as if you weren't wearing clothes.

Gordon sneered inwardly.

Lu Yu pondered in his heart as he listened to it.

His own pony boy has given himself a legal name, does he, a big boss, also have to keep pace with the times to give himself a legal name and pretend to be a wave of force?

But do I take the name of Buddha or the name of Amitabha? It's hard.

As for the other names, he didn't think about it.

The reason is very simple, according to the original trajectory of fate, Sun Wukong will escort Tang Seng to the West Heaven to learn scriptures and then cultivate to become a fighting Buddha.

Sun Wukong is a Buddha, and his boss as a Buddha has no other choice than to take the names of Buddha and Amitabha, so he can't let him, the boss of the Buddha, take any names like Bodhisattva and Taoist Ancestor.

The former has a low status and does not conform to the identity of the boss by taking that name, while the latter is not a system, and it is a bit nondescript to take that name.

So I'm going to ...... anyway.

Amitabha it.

"Please come with me." Gordon said, and at the same time, the hand hanging on his trouser leg quietly touched the pistol, and he felt that he had seen through Sun Wukong's true face, and he was very wary of Sun Wukong.

Based on his years of experience catching bad guys, an excellent ...... Ah, no, it's a scoundrel who's guilty of the worst, and generally has his own characteristics.

Either he is crazy like a clown, he knows that he is mentally ill at a glance, he can't be provoked, and whoever touches him is finished, or he is like a penguin man who hides a knife in his smile, with a set on the surface and a set on the inside, and a deep mind is not like words.

Monkey King is not the former, but he is the latter.

On the surface, he is kind and kind, shouting the slogans of an unknown religion in his mouth, maybe he is still the backbone of a certain sect, and he is deeply loved by believers, but he secretly gambles and does all kinds of evil.

For this kind of vicious guy, Gordon is ready to do it at any time.

"Amitabha, good and good, if I go with you, if I don't go with you, if I don't go with you, if I don't go with you, then what's the difference between me going with you and not going with you?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, clasped his hands together and said something quite Buddhaly.

“????。”

Gordon looked at Sun Wukong with a confused expression, what you said seems to be very profound, but can you explain to me what this tongue twister-like words mean?

Lu Yu on the side listened to Sun Wukong's words, and suddenly had a bold idea in his heart.

Since going with you is not going with you, not going with you is going with you, so the same reasoning can be obtained, I snapped the little Lori is equal to not snapping the little Lori, and I didn't slap the little Lori is equivalent to slapping the little Lori.

Then the law can't sentence me.

Buddha, I want to enter the Buddha's door.

"Donor, do you have anything else?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, asked.

"Yes." Why not, you haven't gone back with me to make a transcript.

"Yes or no, donor, aren't you still enlightened?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, sighed and said, is his degree skill not full, how can he not fool a mortal?

"I realize." Gordon's face suddenly changed, and he clasped his hands together in the appearance of Sun Wukong, "But master, if you don't have it, you have it, since you have it, why should you refuse?" ”

"If I refuse, I didn't refuse, since I didn't refuse, how can I say that I refuse?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, smiled slightly, looking at Gordon's eyes as if he was looking at a talented junior.

"If you don't refuse, you refuse, since you refuse, why don't you refuse." Gordon smiled slightly as he learned from Sun Wukong.

He's figured it out, and I can't figure out what you're saying is a few things, but I'll play 'Spear of the Son, Shield of the Attacker'.

I really can't do it, I can parrot it.

I'll say whatever you say.

If there's any trap in your language, I'll reflect it to you.

"Looks like you've come to your senses." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, smiled and showed a Buddha smile.

"Aren't you enlightened too?" Gordon smiled as he imitated Sun Wukong, revealing a smile comparable to that of the Buddha's aunt.

Lu Yu looked at the two of you on the side, if you refuse, you don't refuse, and if I don't refuse, I refuse, and while talking, I pinched the orchid finger and smiled, almost dying of laughter.

You can debate when you play Buddhist debates, and learn how to pinch orchid fingers.

Pinch the orchid finger and pinch the orchid finger, but can you not pinch it so funny.

No, I'm going to hold it.

Don't laugh.

Poof.......

The king of demon kings, Sun Wukong and Gordon, turned their heads to look at Lu Yu in unison, and Lu Yu immediately said solemnly: "I'm sorry, I laughed, you continue!" ”

"Now that you've come to your senses, I'll teach you one more thing one last time." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, raised his tail finger and said.

"You say." Gordon also cocked his tail finger and said.

"That's ......."

Monkey King, the king of demon kings, walked in front of Gordon in a big stride halfway through speaking, grabbed his collar with one hand and opened a bow left and right on his face with the other, and slapped more than a dozen ear scrapers.

"Can you not learn! I! Say! Speech! ”

I'll let you learn to speak with me, I'll let you learn from me to speak.

I don't know if my Sun Wukong, Sun Dasheng, hates the most is that others learn to speak to me?

I think you're looking for death.

Gordon was stunned.

If you say that you don't do it, why do you have to do it after your BB is finished?

"I can't." Lu Yu said what Gordon meant on the side, he saw it clearly, Gordon's face was swollen after being slapped a few times by Sun Wukong, and he must have been unable to speak, so he said it for him.

As for why it can't be and can't, Lu Yu said that maybe this is stubbornness.

Although Sheriff Gordon is quite old, there is still a lot of stubbornness that people should have, and he will never succumb to the evil forces.

"Puppet poems...... Doll wood by ....... ”

Before Gordon's words were finished, Sun Wukong opened the bow left and right and rewarded him with more than a dozen ear scrapers.

No?

How dare you say you can't?

You really want to die.

I'll give you a ride.

Lying groove Nima.

I can't take it anymore.

Gordon reached into his gun, ready to pull out his pistol and fight back, then .......

Syllable!

Sun Wukong slapped Gordon in the face, then took out a gun and shook it in front of Gordon, "Are you looking for this?" ”

The mortal pistol was of no use to him, and he stood there and Gordon couldn't shoot him.

But why should you let him if you can grab it?

He didn't have the aura of wisdom again.

What if the bullets in this gun are specially made to restrain his King Kong incorruptible body.