Lu Yu saved the world again.

But he didn't have the slightest pride, and he was still trembling to strengthen his equipment.

For example, like now, I threw that Iron Man suit into the water that I was lying on the ceiling in my house.

"Who's smashing me." The river god floated out of the water wearing the Iron Man suit, and saw Lu Yu's face change immediately, the golden Iron Man suit in his left hand and the silver Iron Man suit in his right hand, and said: "My honest master, did you drop this gold Iron Man suit or this silver Iron Man suit or this ordinary Iron Man suit?" ”

"Who is this?" Hill saw the river god who suddenly appeared and asked curiously.

"Sissy."

"I'm the river god." The river god and Lu Yu spoke at the same time, and he then introduced himself, "Have you heard the story of Hermes and the woodcutter?" Actually, I'm Hermes. ”

Hermes?

The story of Hermes and the woodcutter was all too familiar to her, but it was a myth.

But Thor, the god of thunder, has appeared, and another Hermes doesn't seem too surprising.

"Aren't you called the river god? Why is it called Hermes again? Lu Yu asked.

"Heshen is my Chinese name, Hermes is my English name." The river god squinted his eyes and said, "Master, do you want to take an English name as well?" ”

"I've even thought of a name for you, and I'll call her Herma Floeditto."

Lu Yu took out a silver Thor's hammer from the system space and threw it over.

Syllable!

The hammer smashed into the river god's face, killing him directly.

Hit the street, when I haven't seen the myth of Olympus.

Herma Flodito was the son of Hermes, and most importantly Herma Flodito was a unisex man.

Dare to give me this name, are you impatient?

"You beat him to death?" Hill asked, confused.

Just for a verbal collision?

"Well, it's okay, he'll come back to life when he's dead."

"I see." Hill suddenly asked, "Then can I hit him?" ”

"You?"

When did the young lady become so violent?

"It's a little tickling." Hill was embarrassed, she didn't know why she just wanted to fight the river god.

Lu Yu understood, the river god's mocking aura came into play.

"It's okay, you can fight with confidence, the river god can't be killed, no matter how many times he dies, he can be resurrected."

"Then I'll be relieved."

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The newly resurrected river god was shot several times and lay in a pool of blood.

[Fortunately, I didn't equip the taunt aura, and I didn't let the river god strengthen the taunt aura!] 】

With this aura effect, he probably won't live more than a week when he wears it.

When the river god was resurrected again, he already had 4 halos above his head, and Lu Yu, who was watching, couldn't help but want to get him the Olympic rings.

"My angry master and grumpy master's wife, the baby is angry."

Syllable!

Another Thor's hammer smashed into the river god's face.

"Well, I threw it out without holding back for a while."

"I'm mad at the baby." After the resurrection of the river god, he was holding the Olympic rings, his eyes were burning with anger, he took out a jade-colored ring from behind him, and fell to the ground angrily, "This broken halo baby is gone." ”

Lu Yu: "......." ”

Isn't it a little too late for you to take off the taunt aura now that you remember?

Forget it, don't worry about this girly guy.

"I dropped that ordinary Iron Man suit."

"Honest master, since you are so honest, then I will give you this golden Iron Man suit, this silver Iron Man suit and this ordinary Iron Man suit."

After throwing it away, the river god quickly picked up the taunting aura and returned to the water, "My irascible master, the river god is going on vacation, if you have something to call you, I won't tell you the phone number." ”

Lu Yu: "......." ”

……

Coming out of Lu Yu's house, the river god swam at the bottom of the river after a few teleportations, as a river god who works 365 days a year, running to this universe where there is no black-hearted boss and only a violent boss, and the life is still quite comfortable.

Boom!

A pot came from the sky and buckled on his head.

"Who is so unethical, dumping the pot."

The river god's top pot floated up from the water, and his eyes narrowed even more as soon as he came out, "Huh~~ Where is this?" ”

I only saw that the sky was blue and white. The wind blows the earth and sees low...... Ugly.

Wearing black clothes, the skin on his face is thick and uneven, and the color is not naturally white, but that kind of miserable white, and there are two bags on his forehead, like a tumor.

In the eyes of the river god, this is the ugly monster.

"Ugly Baba...... Oh, no, it's young and not handsome, did you lose this golden pot or this silver pot or this black pot? ”

The ugly monster stared at him for a long time, and said coldly, "Who are you?" How did you get here, and what is the purpose of coming to the territory of the dark elves? ”

"Is this the territory of the Dark Elves? I don't know. The river god continued to say in his own motherly voice, "But aren't the elves in the movie handsome as men and beautiful women?" Why are you so ugly, are you mutated? ”

"Do you want to die?" The dark elves' gaze grew colder.

The river god's eyes narrowed, "The baby doesn't want to die, but the baby still wants to ask you, whether you dropped this gold pot or this silver pot or this black pot." ”

"Argorim, take him and I'm going to interrogate him." The Dark Elf said.

"Yes, Master Malekith." A dark elf stepped out from behind him.

"Why don't you tell your baby what pot you dropped?" The river god's eyes narrowed into a slit, "If you don't tell the baby what pot you dropped, the baby won't return the things to you, and you will be responsible for the consequences." ”

"Don't interrogate him, just kill him." Malekith changed his mind, the Dark Elves' expedition was about to begin, and no accidents were allowed at this time.

Argorim reached out and grabbed the river god, and stabbed his other hand into the river god's heart.

Tear~

The white knife goes in, the red knife comes out, and the bloodletting effect is increased.

The river god died in a fit of rage.

Algorim scooped up the golden aura that fell from the river god, and as a poor dark elf, touching corpses was a good habit.

"Lord Malekis, this is from the enemy."

"Hmm." Malekith took the halo.

"Argorim, this time, I must make the Asgardians suffer enough, I want to take back the Aether particles, I want to restore our world, I want to put an end to this universe that has been poisoned by light, I want to create a dark universe."

Speaking of excitement, Malekith lifted his halo back of his head, radiating brightly.