Chapter 213: The Traveler Xiao Mengxin
I, Chen Xiao, am a time-traveler.
I don't have a golden finger, and I don't have to cultivate the immortal method, but I can make money.
The Harry Potter I wrote is popular in the other world, the Lord of the Rings box office is 1 billion at the box office, the Marvel Comics I draw are the annual sales champion, I am the guest of honor in the film company, the first brother of the publishing house, and the comic friends call me the Hand of God.
And then the eggs.
The universe I traveled through was called the DC Universe.
That's right, it's the DC Cinematic Universe with masters, superheroes, and N villains.
But it's fine.
Because my Chen Xiao's golden finger is finally online.
From now on, I, Chen Xiao and Chen Aotian, will dominate the entire DC Universe.
……
"Traverser?"
Lu Yu never thought that he would pull a group member and actually pull the traverser in.
Although there are many traversers in the infinite multiverse, this is too coincidental.
What's even more coincidental is that this traverser brother seems to be a little Meng Xin who has just crossed over, and he hasn't even gone online with his golden finger, so he directly regards his Wanjie chat group as his own golden finger.
Thinking of this, Lu Yu suddenly had a bold idea.
He clicked on his profile picture with his hands that have been single for twenty years, opened his data sheet, and began to edit his own information.
First of all, the nickname of the group, Lu Yu's nickname is too ordinary, at first glance, it is a black creature in the night, not at all inconspicuous, so he directly changed it to the system.
After thinking about it for a while, he added the word uncle to the back of the system.
He often calls Uncle System, and now it's the turn of others to call him Uncle.
Then change the gender to secret, the age to unknown, and the location to the system field.
That's it.
Next, wait for the new traverser to take the bait.
As a veteran traveler and a person who has come over, he knows that the system is no less attractive to new travelers than dry wood encountering fire, and prostitutes encountering widows.
He didn't believe that the budding newcomer didn't take the bait.
As for why he did this, it was because the villagers saw the villagers and had tears in their eyes.
"Come on, come on, take a look, my jar is definitely not empty." Originally, Mu Can was very confused about the new Ten Thousand Worlds chat group, but after a short period of diving and observation, he found that this chat group was somewhat similar to the team chat channel of their Arad continent, so he became bold.
"It's understandable to be free once in a while." This sentence was not said by the wooden can, nor was it said by Lu Yu, because Lu Yu is now the master of the system, so he should be cold and don't talk too much.
The person who said this was Chen Xiao.
The reason is that Chen Xiao was also an adventurer in the Arad continent before crossing over, so he hated the famous big liar Jar brothers in Arad.
No, as soon as he saw the wooden can, he got angry and slammed it directly.
The wooden pot opened his eyes wide and said, "Why do you insult people's innocence like this?" ”
"Huh." Chen smiled as a sign of mockery.
"Gentlemen, what is this place?" Orochimaru wasn't going to bubble, he was very wary of this Ten Thousand Worlds chat group that suddenly appeared in his mind, he suspected it was an illusion, but he didn't offend anyone recently, at most, he just killed the wind shadow and lurked in Konoha to prepare for something.
But it's all done in secret, who would presuppose an illusion for him?
"Yo, isn't this Orochimaru?" Chen Xiao sneered and froze.
Dare to go against my Weasel God, and provoke my Weasel God's younger brother Erzhuzi to find death.
Don't you know if I'm a Itachi?
Interesting.
Orochimaru stuck out his long tongue and licked it at kunai, "You know me?" ”
"Acquaintance." Chen Xiao nodded, "You were killed by the Weasel God for seconds." ”
Orochimaru licked Kunai's tongue for a moment, how did the other party know about this kind of thing when he was seconds by Uchiha Itachi?
"Uchiha Itachi? He's really strong. ”
"Normally, it can only be just a second for you." Chen Xiao said calmly.
"Interesting." Orochimaru retracted his tongue, it had been a long time since he had met such an interesting person.
"How can you be funny when you are seconds by the Itachi God." Chen Xiao laughed weirdly.
Orochimaru: "......." ”
Don't let me know who you are, or I'll have to treat you well.
"Giggle......." Seeing that the group was so lively, Miss Gacoco let out a hen-like laugh to show that she existed.
"Miss, the powder on your face is too thick, it looks like your mother in the Ginza nightclub, I suggest you wash the powder before going out." Chen Xiao snorted unceremoniously.
He knew who Ga Coco was.
One of Japan's two great ghost kings.
But if you have the ability, you can cut me along the network cable.
"Giggle......." Miss Gacoko let out a hen-like laugh angrily, you wait, I'll go find Miss Sadako to find you when I turn around, hum.
"Amitabha, good and good, the donor's anger is slightly greater." The king of the demon king, Sun Wukong, spoke, since he was put on a collar, the king of the demon king, Sun Wukong, has become more and more dedicated to worshiping the Buddha.
His idea is very simple, don't you have great powers? Hurry up and get my dad out of here, I'd rather meditate in your Five Fingers Mountain for another five hundred years than be called here.
"Bald, An Dare and Poor Dao rob the teacher." Chen Xiao drank violently.
The thing he hates the most is the monk.
So after scolding, the thief is cool.
Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, was stunned, when will I rob you of the teacher? Also, where is my thick hair, where is bald, you are blind.
Lu Yu was also stunned.
This new traverser is quite tough, and he offended all the people in the group as soon as he came, and it looks like the kind that scares the air.
After Chen Xiao finished scolding, he clicked on the avatar of Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, and looked at it.
Hey, isn't this Monkey King?
When I was a child, my favorite was Sun Wukong, but the idol defected to the enemy, and the crime was added to the first.
"Sun Wukong, I'm your mother." At this moment, Chen Xiao's eyes shone brightly, because according to the saying, Sun Wukong was transformed by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth after the five-color stone used by Nuwa to mend the sky fell.
"Amitabha, good, good, donor, poor monk has no mother." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, held the watermelon knife in his hand and said calmly.
Isn't it Mom?
That's grandmother.
It seems that Nuwa's age is indeed much older than Sun Wukong.
"Then I'll be your grandmother."
"Amitabha, good and good, poor monks are born to raise, without a father or mother, and naturally there is no grandmother." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, said calmly while slashing around the room with a watermelon knife.
"Oh, then I'll be your girlfriend." Watching the movie, Sun Wukong's girlfriend is Zixia Fairy, so Zixia Fairy doesn't seem to lose money.
Without saying a word, Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, ran to Lu Yu's house and said, "Boss, teleport me over and let me hack that street boy to death." ”