Chapter 185: Two Clothes, Female Rascal's

Half a month passed in a hurry.

In the past half a month, I am still working on my own series of books for very car owners in black and white, and Miaohan has been humbly "learning from Chu Fangfang".

On this day, I was sitting downstairs in front of the shop and drinking a beer.

Suddenly, Miao Han walked over from a distance.

"Why didn't you call ahead when you came back?" I asked, puzzled.

"Sudden attack," Miao Han smiled, "Want to see what you're doing?" ”

"You women love surprise attacks!" I laughed.

"Let's go upstairs!" Miao Han smiled.

"How did Chu Fangfang teach you?" I asked with interest, "Does it feel difficult?" ”

"It's not hard to talk to people," Miao Han said with a clear throat, "It can be a little difficult to write!" ”

"I'll test you later!" I said it seriously.

Miao Han smiled coquettishly.

My heart was beaming.

"One-finger zen," I shouted into the store, "bring me a beer!" ”

"Okay," said Finger Zen with a smile, "you go up first, and I'll go up when you get to the door, you're going upstairs too slowly!" ”

I smiled.

I reached out and put my arm around Miaohan's shoulder, and we laughed and walked upstairs.

As soon as we got upstairs, Finger Zen quickly went upstairs with a box of beer, and he took three steps in one step.

I smiled and took two cups out of the room.

Miao Han opened a bottle of beer and poured two glasses.

We started sitting on the terrace on the fourth floor and chatting while drinking.

"You start listening to me tell you stories now," I said to Miao Han as I drank, "You are responsible for listening to me, I see how you have learned from Chu Fangfang?" ”

"Please!" Miao Han smiled slightly.

"I'll just use my earliest and most famous love story," I said with a laugh, "It's 'A Female Rogue Came Across the Side," and when I wrote it, Sina had only been established for more than a year, and it was an antique-level love story!" ”

"Okay," Miao Han said coquettishly, "Let's get started!" ”

"Meixuan is one of my netizens of the opposite sex," I told Miao Han seriously, "The day she went to see me, she was wearing sunglasses, chewing bubble gum, carrying a 'Miss bag', and wearing a 'lady's suit' with her entire thighs and a third of her butt exposed under her breasted back and her chest, floating downstairs like a gust of wind." ”

"I should go to the stage like this!" Miao Han laughed.

"It's not sitting on the platform, it's coming to me," I said solemnly, "Meixuan is very polite, she asked an old lady on duty wearing a red sleeve and asked where the 'wandering wild dog' lived!" When she asked, the bubble gum skin that popped in her mouth from time to time almost hit the man's face, and she didn't know that the person was my mother! ”

"Why is your mother wearing red sleeves?" Miao Han asked curiously.

"My mom is looking at the building," I smiled, "my mom also politely squinted at Meixuan with white-eyed and black-eyed eyes, and said that we only live here, not dogs, and if she wants to find wild dogs, go to the garbage dump in the wilderness!" Meixuan thought for a long time, then took out an address book from her bag, she thought about it and said to my mother that the wandering wild dog is the screen name, and his real name is Pang Yonghua. My mother carefully looked at Meixuan from top to bottom and from bottom to top, and then pointed to the opposite side of the road after circling her twice, and asked Meixuan to take the road to the end very seriously, and then turned right for 300 meters, there was a sign at the door, let Meixuan go in! ”

"Your mom is so welcoming!" Miao Han smiled.

"After Mei Xuan thanked her," I said, smiling, "she drifted away in a gust of wind, and dust flew under her feet. Actually, that place is an insane asylum! ”

"Your mother is pretty bad," Miao Han said with a smirk, "it's wilted!" ”

"When Meixuan floated downstairs to my house again," I smiled, "my mom was already off work." After Meixuan knocked on my door, she began to bare her teeth and nag, she said that she had arrived a long time ago, but she didn't expect the dead old woman on duty downstairs at noon to say that I didn't live here, so she searched for a long time in the madhouse, and almost let others lock her up as a mental patient who ran out! Meixuan also told me that if she saw that dead old woman again, she would have to strangle her alive! At this moment, the dead old woman Mei Xuan said walked out of the kitchen with a blank face, and the long-handled iron spoon in her hand danced in the air, I don't know if she wanted to scoop noodles and cook or knock on someone's head a few times......"

"Is your mom going to scoop noodles, or is she trying to knock someone on the head a few times?" Miao Han asked pretendedly.

"It's possible to scoop the noodles," I said with a hippie smile, "or it's possible that you really want to knock somebody on the head a few times, or it's more likely that you want to kowtow a few times and then scoop the noodles ......."

"Don't talk nonsense," Miao Han said with a slight sneer, "Go on!" ”

"I came to the kitchen," I said seriously, "when I was pouring water for Meixuan, my mother gritted her teeth so loudly that she knew Meixuan was my netizen after I told her, and I didn't think she thought there was a female hooligan on the other side!" Meixuan didn't drink water, looked at the gap in the kitchen where there was no movement, and ran away with a 'whoosh'. She swore that she wouldn't come to my house if she was killed! ”

"She's not coming," Miao Han thought about, "you can go find her!" ”

"Yes," I said with a smile, "I've been going to the place where Mei Xuan lives a lot since that day. She lives in a private house, which is very small and dilapidated. After spending a long time with Meixuan, I gradually learned some of her situation: she has no parents since she was a child, she has been wandering outside alone, she has no job, and her past is full of holes...... Meixuan's honesty made me even more attached to her. I often pretend to say to Meixuan that the past is dead, and only today and tomorrow belong to us! Meixuan was very touched and promised me again and again! ”

"You have also touched me," Miao Hanjiao said with a sneering face, "so moved that I have promised you again and again!" ”

"Don't digress," I laughed, and began to speak in a serious manner, "There are two kinds of clothes in Meixuan's house, one is expensive and the other is outdated and cheap. Meixuan sometimes wore the kind of clothes that looked like she had received from the Poverty Alleviation and Disaster Relief Office and dangled in front of me, and asked me if she looked good in this kind of clothes. I said very good, like Xianglin's sister-in-law, she went out in this kind of clothes, and she didn't have to run when she encountered a robbery in the middle of the night! I persuaded Meixuan to throw away those clothes several times, but she was reluctant! ”

"Is she that frugal?" Miao Han asked curiously.

"Listen to me slowly," I said with a smile, "one day, Mei Xuan didn't know if she was insane or bored, and she had to go to the photo with me in the kind of clothes that made me lose my life. After the photo, she borrowed 5,000 yuan from me and evaporated on the spot for a while. As soon as she returned, I asked her where she had been for a while, and she said that she had gone to a friend; I asked if it was a man or a woman, and she asked me if I was suspicious of her; I then pulled my face, which was more than two feet long, and said to Meixuan that she played with the evaporation of the world at every turn, so what should I think; I also said that before I met her, I didn't care what she did or did, but now that I'm her boyfriend, I should always know where she is! ”

"How did she answer?" Miao Han asked with interest.

"She was eloquent," I said earnestly, "and she said that if I believed her, she would not have to explain; If I don't believe her, it's useless for her to explain! I yelled angrily that she was bullshit! She didn't tell me, who knows if she was fooling around with someone else behind my back? Besides, she used to know so many rotten people, can she not associate with them now? ”

"You have a point!" Miao Han thought about it.

"When Meixuan heard me say that," I said with a look of frustration, "she lowered her head and said no more. After a while, she stood up, pointed out the door, and said that she would pay me back the money she borrowed from me, and now please stand outside the door first! As soon as I stood outside the door, the door slammed shut, and the wind-blown door almost hit the tip of my nose. I came home with a stomach full of sorrow, and after several knots of intestinal decay, I couldn't figure out how Meixuan could be this kind of woman? I lay in bed for two days and two nights in a row, and on the third day I was still not in the mood to get up, and I was thinking about this problem! ”

"That's a real problem!" Miao Han smiled slightly.

"While I was pondering this question," I said, "my mother pushed the door in, and she asked me why I didn't go to that female netizen for a while, what kind of bullshit netizen did I say, I think she is not only a female hooligan, but also a female liar!" It turns out that my mother's eyes are bright! My mom asked me if I was going to her house, and I said she had a, and she had always been out there alone like a ghost! My mother, who looked at the building, was like a professor in the Department of Literature of Peking University at this time, and she said that everyone in this world has a home, some homes are moored to the body, and some homes are soul-dwelling, and if you are looking for someone, you will go to the home that dwells the soul, so that you can see the real her! My mom also said that in fact, there are many things in this world that are not what you and I imagined, either beautiful or terrible! My mom cleared her throat and told me to get up, then handed me a piece of paper with an address on it! ”

"Meixuan's address?" Miao Han asked curiously.

"That's what I asked," I said earnestly, "and when I asked my mom in surprise, she nodded triumphantly. I jumped out of bed and told my mother seriously, saying that she could not only go to Peking University to be a professor, but also to work part-time at the CIA, and that would definitely earn a lot more money than looking at buildings! I praised my mother and said that she was the real Huai Cai! ”

"I think your mother is really pregnant!" Miao Han laughed.

"That address is in the county seat of X," I said with a sad face, "it is more than seventy kilometers away from the city, and it is far away and remote!" As soon as I found that address, I was stunned! A dilapidated and old bungalow appeared in front of me alone! I pushed open the open door, and the dimly lit room smelled of musty; humid air; An old lady with gray hair lies on a wooden bed with a wheelchair next to her...... When the old lady saw me come in, she sat up from the bed with difficulty, she asked me if I was looking for Meixuan, and she also said that Meixuan went grocery shopping and asked me to wait! ”

"Her family is so poor!" Miao Han sighed.

"Yes," I said sadly, "I sat on a low, hard, creaky, creaky wooden bench with a blank mind. After the old lady put on her reading glasses and looked at me for a long time, she said sadly that this time I borrowed so much money from Meixuan! She also said that she had been sick for more than a day or two, and there was no need to spend so much money on it, but Meixuan had to let her see it! I wondered if the old lady had seen me, and the old lady trembled and pulled out a picture from under the futon......"

"What photo?" Miao Han asked with interest.

"In the photo," I said with a hippie smile, "Meixuan is wearing a plain dress, no fat powder, and a bright smile." Beside her, a man who looked like me was dressed like a dog, and he didn't smile. The old lady began to tell me that Meixuan, a child, has a hard life, and she has no father and mother since she was a child, and she single-handedly pulled Meixuan up! She said that now she is useless, and she has to burden Meixuan, she said that she knows that the money outside is not so easy to earn, Meixuan has not gone to much school, others say everything about Meixuan, and Meixuan has never brought a friend home! For a while, Meixuan said that she had a boyfriend, and she showed her this photo! Meixuan said that I took good care of her in the city and often helped her in life, and this time I asked her to take the money back to treat the old lady! The old lady said that her illness had affected me again! The old lady sighed deeply after speaking, and the muddy tears slipped silently down her ravine-ravine face, and fell heavily on my heart, and my heart tingled! ”

"Your heart should be tingling!" Miao Han said with emotion, "The dust scattered in the world is already thick enough, why do we still use dusty eyes to examine and guess the people we love?" Love her, even if her heart is covered with too much dust, we should gently wipe it off for her, and redouble our care with the truest love and deepest affection! ”

"That's what I felt at the time," I said earnestly, "and I picked up my cup a little sadly, and just as I was getting up to pour water for the old lady, I saw Meixuan standing in the doorway. She does not apply grease powder and wears modest clothes. Behind her, the sun was blindingly white! ”

"And then?" Miao Han asked with a smile.

"Later," I said solemnly, "Mei Xuan said to me that she had two kinds of clothes, one for me and the world, and one for herself and her grandmother, and she asked me what kind of clothes she looked good in. I say it's all good-looking! Meixuan then said that she wore this kind of clothes, and my mother said that she saw a female hooligan; She wears that kind of clothes, I said like Xianglin's sister-in-law, so what kind of clothes should she wear when she goes to my house? ”

"How did you answer?" Miao Han asked with a smile.

"I said," I smiled, "I said it was best to wear a wedding dress!" ”

"The story is a bit touching," Miao Han smiled slightly, "what do you think of my conversation with you?" ”

"Not good!" I pretended to be angry and said, "You're like a female hooligan, one moment hippie smiling, the other smiling non-smiling, the other smiling flesh smiling!" ”

"I deliberately teased you," Miao Han said coquettishly, "With you, do you think I can be normal?" ”

"Then you have a good chat on our Beipiao hotline for the past two days," I said pretendingly, "I'll supervise on the side!" You have to go through at least three women and three men's emotional dictation before you can officially take up the post! ”

"Okay," Miao Han smiled, "pour the wine!" ”

I smiled and my heart fluttered.

Miao Han's smile is like a flower.