Zhan Xiaoxiao coughed lightly and said in an infiltrating tone:

"It was when I was eight years old, and the master told me that there were fox spirits in the mountains, night rays, and I didn't believe it! So I went to the cemetery in Zhongnan Mountain at night, and guess what? ”

"I've hit a ghost!" Zhan Xiaoxiao slapped the table fiercely, startling the male and female classmates around him, and even Big Mac and Dongfang Liang were listening with interest.

"What's the matter, what the hell, don't sell it!" A group of classmates around hurriedly coaxed.

"This ghost is not an ordinary ghost but a mutated corpse, what a thing, this thing belongs to the spirit of the mountain, and then they attach themselves to the body of the person, and it forms a corpse.

They attack passers-by, kill people and eat human flesh......"

Speaking of this, the surrounding classmates were startled, the cannibal corpse, it's so scary!

"Have you been eaten?" I don't know who asked, so everyone looked at who was so stupid to ask such an IQ question.

Zhan Xiaoxiao coughed lightly and continued: "I actually almost died!" You don't know, this corpse moves very fast, and in the mountains it is like a leopard, swishing."

"He has red eyes, sharp nails, and two pointed ears, and his nails can easily cut through a person's throat!"

"Hmm" said this, and everyone touched their necks as if they had been scratched.

I also sat next to me and listened, they belonged to the land Taoist priests and underwater Taoists like me, the experience was different, I experienced all water ghosts, water corpses and strange fish or something.

"And how did you escape?" A female classmate asked.

"What are you kidding, I'm going to run away? Don't forget whose apprentice I am, my master told me that our Taiqing faction would rather die if we encounter any ghosts! Zhan Xiao said triumphantly.

"And you beat him?" A classmate asked.

"Ahem, I climbed up a tree!"

"Hahaha......" The surrounding classmates laughed.

Zhan Xiaoxiao's face showed an embarrassed look, and continued: "I'm not afraid of him, but a strategy, do you know, do you know what a strategy is, many ghosts must be dealt with with by strategy, otherwise they will die a miserable death, don't blame me for not reminding you!" ”

He continued, "I am holding a divine sword in the tree, which was given to me by my master, so the corpse does not dare to climb up, but I can't kill him either, at this time! ”

The surrounding classmates were nervous and asked what was wrong.

"A strange shadow like a cat pounced on me, it turned out that the corpse couldn't see that it couldn't get up to the tree and simply showed its body to scare me, I can be intimidated by it!"

Zhan Xiaoxiao said, and the classmates around him asked again: "Then you killed him?" ”

"No, he knocked me under a tree!" After Zhan Xiaoxiao finished speaking, the surrounding classmates laughed again.

Zhan Xiaoxiao said: "No one can change it, you don't know that when the corpse Xiao scurried, it carried three yin winds, three fires that specifically attacked people, I fell carelessly, and the corpse immediately rushed to the corpse and then pounced on me!" ”

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

The surrounding classmates asked anxiously, and almost the entire class came.

"Who bought me a bottle of mineral water, I'm a little thirsty!" Zhan Xiao said proudly, and immediately some students planned to buy it.

"Dingding......

The class bell rang.

The surrounding classmates couldn't enjoy listening to it, and the class bell rang at the critical moment, so everyone returned to their seats, and secretly scolded this Zhan Xiaoxiao in their hearts for being really good at making jokes.

In fact, I all know that it is nothing more than you clean up the corpse, and the corpse runs after you, what else can you do.

I found that Zhan Xiaoxiao and Big Mac sat together very honestly, just sitting in the wind and sitting upright.

Zhan Xiao turned his head to me and smiled, "Do you want to know what's going on next?" ”

I nodded and asked, "What happened?" ”

"I'll tell you, then my master appeared, and a flying sword shot over......"

Zhan Xiaoxiao is talking energetically: "Whoosh"

Teacher Luo Liet's chalk was thrown over and smashed on Zhanxiao's face, only to hear the teacher shout angrily: "Presumptuous, sit down!" ”

Zhan Xiaoxiao hurriedly sat down.

Teacher Luo Liet said: "The basic knowledge of computer is to first understand the structure of the computer, which is composed of five parts: CPU, motherboard, hard disk, memory module, graphics card and optical drive!" ”

He drew them on the blackboard and spoke them carefully.

I wandered out of the world, I didn't know where I went, I looked at Teacher Luo Liet's figure, and secretly swallowed spit, the teacher took me to swim on Sunday, this is to soak my rhythm, but unfortunately I am a eunuch!

"Liu Xiaoxie!"

Hearing someone call me, I reacted, and quickly got up and said, "What's the matter, teacher?" "I'm almost certain it's another 100,000 questions.

"Computers are made up of those five things!"

Teacher Luo Liet asked with a smile.

I wondered how I knew the computer was made of those five pieces, and Loliet blocked the blackboard and looked at me with murderous eyes.

Zhao Long stood next to me and whispered, "CPU"

I hurriedly said, "By the ass!" ”

All the students present sprayed, and some simply laughed.

Seeing that I couldn't pay attention, Zhao Long simply didn't say anything, and I also knew that I was in a catastrophe, so I simply said: "I'm sorry, teacher, I was distracted just now!" ”

"It's hard to change your mistakes, it's a great thing to be good, I won't use chalk to cast at you, as long as you listen to the class well, since you can win the swimming competition, I believe you have the strength to become a powerful computer hacker, are you confident?"

Teacher Luo Liet seems to value me very much, not only did not vote for me, but also educated me in a serious tone,

I nodded: "Yes"

"Sit down!"

Teacher Luo Liet asked me to sit down, coughed and continued: "Today I brought a computer, I will disassemble it for you to see the structure, one by one!" ”

The boring class passed like this again, and as soon as the class ended, Zhanxiao was surrounded by a group of people to listen to him tell the stories of those deserted villages.

I wasn't interested, and my own experience was no less than his, so I left the class with Zhao Long.

"Why did you say my dad asked me to learn this thing, isn't it funny, I can't even figure out how many English letters there are, is it 26?"

I asked Zhao Long.

"I don't know, it seems to be 32!"

Zhao Long took out his bun, handed me a big bite and said vaguely: "My father said, their unit needs design drawings, those designers are very profitable, let me study hard, and design for our own company in the future!" ”

"Well, what are you talking to me about today?"

I asked again.

"CPU" Zhao Long explained to me, then took out the book and showed it to me: "English! ”

I patted my head, and it was a big misunderstanding.