Chapter 6 Good luck, congratulations on eating chicken

Ye Feitian touched his trouser pocket, counted the remaining money, and found that there were only two yuan and five cents, and immediately felt that something was wrong, Nima's, what about twenty yuan?

Ye Feitian thought about it again, when he went, he used thirty-eight to take a taxi before and after, Brother Le sent him back and touched twenty easily, your mother's self also earned eighteen yuan, it was just cool and crooked, I have to say that Xiao Ye's strong brain is really admirable, it is simply a mathematical genius, in a certain sentence, you may make a lot of money, but Lao Tzu is definitely not a loss.

But with two dollars and five cents in his hand, Ye Feitian also started to worry while swaying slowly, what the hell can he do, why is it so difficult to die? He stopped in the middle of the road, those cars sped by, he pounced, the master smiled contemptuously, picked up the steering wheel and made a sharp turn to avoid it, tried three times in a row, Nima's were all old drivers.

This makes Ye Feitian feel a lot of emotion in his heart, there are too many people who have touched porcelain these years, and the car masters who come out are becoming more and more strict with themselves, hey, it's all for life, when he is so emotional, the traffic police comrade walked slowly towards him with a horn, and scolded while walking: "You want to die blindly, can't you see that I'm too busy here?"

"Uncle policeman, I'm sorry, I'll get out of ...... right away"

Ye Feitian admitted his mistake while going to the street, and said that rat medicine was a good idea, and when he entered the store, he found that it was a grocery store, and there was a rat medicine at the door, which said, 'Only wholesale, not retail, five yuan and three packs, ten yuan and five packs, no more than one, Tong Su is not bullied. This advertisement made me stunned all night, and now there are talents everywhere these days, but I didn't expect the competition pressure to sell rat poison is so great.

I thought about it, so I took out two pieces and bought a bottle of mineral water, wandering around aimlessly, thinking about how to die while walking, it's too painful, it's self-abuse, not suicide, it's not good to die too miserably, it's not good to scare children, it's a good way to buy sleeping pills, but then you have to let the math teacher calculate the shadow area in your heart for your cute roommates, so it's not good.

"Children, I see that you have clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and your roots and bones are strange, you are a martial arts wizard who is rare to see in a hundred years, come, five yuan a copy, choose one, oh, I'm sorry, I got it wrong, choose a new one!"

Ye Feitian suddenly blocked the road and appeared in front of a big man with his feet, unkempt, grinning on the lower half of his body for a long time, and then took out a few adult magazines, looked at the cover and smiled, quickly took it back and immediately took out a few copies from the back, and said very godly.

Ye Feitian couldn't speak for a long time, took out five cents and said, "Uncle, that's all I have, can you put the knife away first?"

The homeless man gritted his teeth and stared at Ye Feitian for a long time before he said: "You are ruthless, five cents is five cents, come, choose one, don't choose Lao Tzu to strip your clothes and let you run naked." As he spoke, he shook the watermelon knife behind a few cheats.

Ye Feitian finally chose a book in humiliation, his figure just disappeared, the homeless man suddenly seemed to remember something, dragging five cents in the wind, his thoughts were a little messy, and he looked up to the sky and howled: "Nima's, why don't I grab his mobile phone!"

On the other hand, Ye Feitian, who came back to his senses, also looked up to the sky and roared, and said in his heart, I'm afraid of a ball, don't I just want to commit suicide?

The hero doesn't turn back, the man never looks back at the fire, and the night is not the weather, but he doesn't bother to go back to find someone to make up for it, isn't that wise, I'll go.

He put the so-called cheats in his pocket casually, and his heart suddenly moved, yes, why do you have to commit suicide, Lao Tzu is going to cause something to make people click, isn't it over?

The night is dark and the wind is high and the night kills, as soon as the sky is dark, he intends to drill into the remote alley, Ye Feitian saw a few fierce people on the corner of the street who kicked and beat a person squatting on the ground under the illumination of one of the mobile phone flashes, and suddenly there was a burst of excitement, and immediately rushed over A person came to a kick, several people were in pain, and used their mobile phones to shine on Ye Feitian, just about to see who was so arrogant, Ye Feitian suddenly knelt on the ground with a pop, and his tone was very sincere.

"Big brothers, I want to be beaten badly, it's best if two people beat me together, if you can, beat me to death, thank you!"

A few gangsters couldn't help but look at each other stunned, at this time the man in the corner of the wall got up, a few gangsters immediately bowed down and shouted, 'Brother Le', Brother Le saw that it was night and day, and suddenly became crying without tears, and said that Lao Tzu is easy, I, finally gave the motorcycle to these little cubs and told them to beat themselves up and then take pictures, take that as their last photo before death and then continue to commit suicide, how can there be you everywhere!

"Hey, Brother Le, what a coincidence, you can't stop me this time, I have to die first! Come, big brothers, hit me on the head, and be ruthless. ”

Brother Le finally shed tears of remorse when he heard this, and choked up: "Lao Tzu won't die, Nima's, it turns out that it is so difficult to die, I still continue to be a moth in this society!"

Ye Feitian heard his sentence 'It's so difficult to want to die' and immediately hugged Brother Le, the two of them cried so rarely, and several other gangsters saw this, and they were so frightened that they ran away, and they met two people who begged them to beat them at night, who can withstand it.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Ye Feitian finally returned to the dormitory, and he also thought clearly, so he would think about suicide, kicked open the door of the dormitory, and yelled: "Children, Lao Tzu is back again!"

The night non-day dormitory is a ten-person room, but there are only six people living in it, and the brother in the bunk next to him is called Li Die, and everyone affectionately calls him...... Fall...... ,The surname of this buddy in front of me is more awesome.,It's called Dugu.,A single name is a word.,Dugu.,As the name suggests.,It's an orphan.,Or the kind that is doubly happy.,In addition to these two.,There's also a dead fat house.,People are actually very good.,A little fat.,So it's nicknamed Fat Boy.。

There is also a magic stick and a tease in the rest, anyway, the dormitory is full of talents, there is no normal person, there is a big table in the middle of the dormitory, he saw that the three guys in front of him seemed to be playing together to stimulate the battlefield, and he couldn't help but want to laugh in his heart, these three guys have to pick their feet, and they have never entered the top three for more than a week, which is afraid that it will be an all-night rhythm.

When he climbed into bed, he accidentally kicked over the water dispenser at night, and watched the water on the ground spill more and more, and his slippers were rushed out a long way, so he stepped on the ground with his bare feet and stepped on the ground to clean up, Dugu Xiao suddenly stood up excitedly, and yelled: "Good luck, congratulations on eating chicken!" Hahaha, finally he became a handful, and he really wanted to eat chicken, Voldemort and the old man!"

This excitement, I don't know which plug-in board I touched in the dormitory, anyway, a dormitory collective electrocution, the only thought of the children before they died was: I go, Lao Tzu doesn't want to die, Nima's, why!