I stubbornly returned to my original unit to report for duty.

The convoy leader led me to a garbage truck.

In front of the car, stood Lao Wu, the driver of the garbage truck.

"Xiao Pang," the leader said earnestly, "After you leave, others will go up, and now there is only a garbage truck and a driver, you follow Master Wu to do a good job!" ”

"Okay!" I smiled and said, "I used to drive a small car and serve the leader; Drive a garbage truck now and serve the masses! There is no distinction between high and low service, right? ”

The leader forced a smile.

But I knew that behind his seemingly quiet laughter, there was a heart for revenge.

"Writer Pang," Lao Wu said in a weird manner after getting in the car, "hurry up and get in the car!" In the morning, you follow me to familiarize yourself with the route, and in the afternoon, I will teach you to familiarize yourself with the driving operation! ”

I smiled and quickly got into the passenger seat of the garbage truck.

"It's the same end of the world!" Lao Wu still said in a weird manner, "Since my puppy put the factory director's puppy on when I walked the bend, my little shoes have been worn to the present!" ”

I know about Lao Wu.

He used to drive a bus in the team, responsible for picking up and dropping off workers, and the position was high, and the salary was high. Since offending the factory director, his wife has not only been sent from the finance office to the mailroom, but even he has been demoted from a bus driver to a garbage truck driver, which has been open for several years.

In my heart, there are mixed feelings.

"Don't pull such a long face," Lao Wu said earnestly, "You're all right!" Think about it, the leader finally went to Xi'an to recruit a secretary for himself, thinking that you have a good relationship with your girlfriend, and it is safer to keep the secretary in your office first, but I didn't expect you to spend first, can the leader not be anxious with you? If it were me, it wouldn't be a small shoe for you, but an iron shoe for you to relieve your hatred! ”

"You mean the leader has already given me a lot of face?" I asked in a weird voice.

"That's right!" Lao Wu smiled, "It's already very good that I didn't let you go to the hospital to drive a hearse!" However, then again, whether you drive that car, there is never a single passenger who complains about your driving skills, and there are red envelopes to take! ”

"The leaders of this small place really can't be offended," I thought to myself, "and offending one is tantamount to offending a bunch!" ”

"Of course it is!" Lao Wu smiled and said, "Leaders are grasshoppers on a thread!" ”

I smiled wryly.

Old Wu laughed, looking extremely nervous.

The daily task of the garbage truck is to stop and go in the welfare area, and when the garbage is full, it will drive to the garbage dump in the mountains more than 20 kilometers away.

I wasn't embarrassed to go to Ye Qian for two days.

On the third day, I couldn't take it anymore and knocked on the door of her dormitory in the evening.

"I really haven't seen you in the past two days!" I'll get straight to the point.

"You're right!" Ye Qian said extremely seriously, "This is their naked retaliation!" Their purpose is that they don't want you to be with me! ”

"That's how state-owned enterprises are in small places," I smiled, "and they're all mixing!" If you have a good relationship with the leader, you will mix well; If you offend the leader, you will be miserable, and you won't even be able to get along! I used to drive a small car for the leader, and I was a roundworm in the leader's stomach, so I was seconded from the cab of the team to the office of the trade union. Now that you offend the leader, you will become a thorn in the leader's side and a thorn in the flesh, so it makes sense to return to the cab from the office! ”

"It's really a temple demon with a big wind, and there are many people in the pool!" Ye Qian said with emotion, "I thought about it for two days, but I decided to leave this ghost place quickly and go to Beijing, where the world is big!" ”

"When?" I asked hurriedly.

"Just these few days," Ye Qian said with a serious face, "When I finish the resignation procedures, I will go away, I don't want to stay in this ghost place for a moment!" By the way, if you can see the things in this room, just take them! If you don't want it, take it to the garbage dump in your car! ”

"A dry well, a pool of stagnant water, and a dead fish to stay," I said with a laugh, "is that a drink to celebrate this great decision of yours?" ”

"yes!" Ye Qian smiled and said, "This ghost place doesn't even have a bar, you still go and order barbecue and beer, let's celebrate in the house!" Ye Qian walked in the room in high heels, "da, da, da", while examining everything in the room, seemingly thinking about what could and could not be taken away.

Ye Qian and I tossed until late at night.

The night was surprisingly quiet.

Outside the door, from time to time, wandering wild dogs make "whine" sounds.

Inside the door, the sound I made was probably like that of a wild dog.

All wandering around midnight, for the sake of desire.

In the darkness, a voice came:

"How do you know he has condoms in his drawer?"

"That's what I prepared in advance, I had long expected him to retaliate against me!"