Chapter 8 Look at the joke

The scene was once again in a tense atmosphere.

At this moment, all the students in the class focused their eyes on Su Bai.

And Shen Fang had a gloating expression, originally she also wanted to hand over the papers and leave, but seeing that Su Bai hadn't left for a long time, she felt that Su Bai was going to cheat, but she didn't expect that she waited for a while, and really found out about Su Bai's cheating.

Shen Fang knew the consequences of cheating in the diversion exam, and it was estimated that Su Bai would not be able to eat and leave this time.

Not only that, the girl who had just handed in the test paper was also stunned at the door, she didn't expect that her untraceable movements would still be discovered, and she felt a little blamed and worried at the moment.

Zhong Mei's face was pale, she stared at Su Bai for a while, then unfolded the note in her hand, but couldn't help frowning slightly, it turned out that there was nothing on the note, it was just an empty paper ball, after carefully checking it, she threw the paper ball into the trash can and returned to the podium.

Obviously, due to the "invisible potion", the font on the note had disappeared, so Zhong Mei didn't find it, so Su Bai escaped.

Seeing that the note was thrown into the trash, the surrounding students also shook their heads, knowing that it was a misunderstanding, and then glanced at Shen Fang lightly, and continued to lean down to do the question.

Feeling countless eyes falling on him, Shen Fang's face suddenly turned red, and he felt as if he had been put on a role by Su Bai again, making himself embarrassed in front of everyone, so he got up from his seat with a snort, handed in the test papers, and left the classroom.

Also going out was the girl who passed the note to Su Bai just now, she glanced at the note thrown into the trash can, and muttered: "Now that there is no answer, how should Su Bai pass the triage exam?" ”

Although she was a little unwilling, the girl had no choice but to walk out of the classroom.

"There are still twenty minutes, hurry up and answer the questions, don't think about talking to each other." Zhong Mei stood on the podium, looking like a spicy teacher at the moment, and when she just entered the class, she deliberately glanced at Su Bai.

Although there was no word on the note just now, Zhong Mei was not stupid, she had also been a student, and knew that it was indeed a cheat sheet full of answers, but since she hadn't seen through it, she couldn't frame the student for cheating at will.

What's more, the exam is being diverted now, and I don't have the right to take up students' time to answer questions.

It's just that Zhong Mei at this moment has a worse impression of Su Bai, she doesn't have to think about it, she knows that Su Bai is going to be shunted to an ordinary class, but that's fine, after all, no teacher would like a student with bad conduct.

And Su Bai sat on the chair, after what happened just now, he didn't want to hand in the paper so early, because there was no other benefit besides being more suspicious of the beautiful teacher.

Time passed minute by minute, and Su Bai stayed in the examination room for more than ten minutes before handing in the test paper and leaving the classroom.

In the next few exams, Su Bai relied on the help of the 'Super Memory Pill' to start the questions easily, and he passed them easily.

"Although the test questions this time are a little more difficult than the college entrance examination, it should be no problem to continue to stay in the key class." Su Bai was very confident in himself, playing with the pen in his hand at will, waiting for the end of the last exam.

Jingle bells.

After the bell rang, Su Bai walked out of the classroom with his schoolbag, but his eyes also noticed Shen Fang who was talking and laughing with his friends.

This scene also reminded Su Bai of the picture when Shen Fang reported himself for cheating during the morning exam.

"Anyway, tomorrow is the weekend, so I'll give you some excitement!" Su Bai smiled faintly, and suddenly there was a yellow talisman in his hand, which was the "bad luck talisman" that caused Qu Chen to be hospitalized.

Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Su Bai took two quick steps and quietly pasted the bad luck charm in his hand on Shen Fang's body.

At this time, Shen Fang also happened to notice Su Bai passing by, his eyes narrowed, and he said coldly: "Su Bai, why are you in such a hurry?" Do you know that you are going to be diverted, and you are ready to go home and cry to your parents? Also, with your garbage grades, it's better to plan ahead! If it really doesn't work, 'which excavator technology is stronger' welcomes you! ”

Shen Fang's face was full of disdain and contempt, as if all the things that had been humiliated by Su Bai before had been forgotten.

Not only that, but several girls who were close to Shen Fang also laughed unabashedly when they heard Shen Fang's words.

"Oops, it turned out to be a stinky fart! Is there gas in your stomach and you are starting to float again? Su Bai said without being salty or light:

"You'd better pay attention, I've heard that farting can be contagious now!"

In a word, it only made Shen Fang angry like thunder, she hated it most when others mentioned her fart, so she went to the hospital to find the old Chinese medicine doctor to take a look, and the other party said that it was just bad digestion, nothing serious.

And now, Su Bai has been grasping this file and not letting it go, and the anger in his heart can be imagined.

"What's the matter, how many of you still don't believe me?" Su Bai folded his fingers, pretended to be cheap, and said seriously: "Believe it or not, if I count 123, Stinky Fart Fang can show us her unique chrysanthemum residual sequelae." ”

Ga!

Su Bai's words made several people stunned, and after a while, they heard Su Bai start to break his fingers and stand up, and several people also subconsciously retreated.

“1.....”

"Bastard, what nonsense are you talking about!" Shen Fang's face turned pale, especially when he saw that his companions were really starting to move away from him, he couldn't wait to go up and tear up Su Bai, who was counting his hands.

And when Su Bai counted to "three", Shen Fang's face changed in vain, and he felt that there was really a ball of gas flowing in his lower abdomen, and then he ......

"Porphyry~"

A strange voice rang out.

Shen Fang was stunned.

The people around were also stunned.

The voice......

Fart?

Everyone's eyes became weird, looking at Shen Fang, whose face was flushed, wanting to laugh, but not daring to laugh.

Could it be that Su Bai really said that Shen Fang's playing with chrysanthemums left sequelae?

And Shen Fang was extremely embarrassed, looking at the strange expressions of the people around him, his face was hot and hot.

But that's not all......

"Porphyry...... Porphyry ...... Porphyry ......"

One after another, like a flood bursting from under Shen Fang's skirt, the sound was louder than the other, longer than the other, and even with a twist.

"Ahh

Shen Fang screamed instantly.

She tried to control it, but she still couldn't stop the fart from ringing.

Instead, the sound is thinner and more rhythmic.

At this moment, Shen Fang's face was blue and red, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill on.

If it's in a place where no one is around, it's fine, and it's not a big deal to give it away, but now it's in the class, and there are so many boys around, and the image I usually maintain is gone.

In the future, I am afraid that my reputation as a "stinky fart" will spread louder and louder and become a lingering shadow.

"Su Bai, you bastard, don't be complacent!" Shen Fang was furious, trying her best to control herself from continuing to fart, and at the same time angrily pointed at Su Bai and scolded: "You will definitely be shunted out of the key class, when the time comes, I will see if you will still laugh or not!" ”

"Okay, then I'll wait." After saying that, Su Bai smiled faintly, didn't continue to pay attention to Shen Fang, and turned around and left the classroom.

"Porphyry......

And after Su Bai left the classroom, Shen Fang, who had just controlled his body, farted uncontrollably.

And the sound is louder and louder.

For a moment, the entire classroom seemed to have turned into a biochemical battlefield.

Until now, Rao is Shen Fang also began to wonder if he really had the sequelae of chrysanthemums.

......

Su Bai returned home and found that there were guests at home.

It was none other than Su Bai's snobbish third uncle Wu Guoliang, Wu Guoliang is the vice principal of a high school, and he is usually very optimistic about Su Bai's unconscious nephew, and even sarcastically said a few words when he has nothing to do.

Seeing that Su Bai's school diversion exam had ended, Wu Guoliang was of course very unoptimistic about this nephew, but it was an uncle and nephew, and for the sake of Su Bai's parents' face, he had no choice but to come to Su Bai's house to make suggestions for Su Bai's future plans.

"Third uncle, here?" Su Bai was in a good mood, but when he saw Wu Guoliang after entering the door, his expression instantly stiffened a lot, but he clearly remembered that Wu Guoliang mocked his family in public at the birthday party.

And after Wu Guoliang saw Su Bai, he didn't have a good face, he just nodded lightly, and didn't even look at Su Bai with his eyes, which made Su Bai feel unhappy for a while, you are the leader outside, what kind of garlic do you install in our house?

Especially when he saw his father nodding in front of Wu Guoliang for himself, Su Bai became angry in his heart, and he didn't think about it, he knew that Wu Guoliang was actually coming to his house to show off his poverty under the guise of helping him.

"Okay, you Wu Guoliang, you kept mocking our family at the family gathering, and now that the diversion exam is over, do you still want to see the joke that I was shunted?"

Su Bai really didn't have a good impression of this snobbish third uncle, stared at Wu Guoliang in a straight suit for a while, then returned to his room with his schoolbag and lay directly on the bed.

At this time, Su Bai's father suddenly opened the door and came in: "Su Bai, your uncle came all the way to our house, why are you so rude?" Do you know why your uncle came? ”

"Cut, aren't you here to see me laugh?" Su Bai pursed his lips and said.

"Don't talk nonsense, your third uncle came here for you to take the exam this time, he thought that if you were shunted to an ordinary class this time, he would arrange to go to their school, stay in the key class with your cousin for half a year, and then take the college entrance examination." Speaking of this, Su Tianxing sighed:

"Anyway, he's also your uncle, and as a junior, you can't be so rude."

Under Su Tianxing's repeated persuasion, Su Bai had no choice but to get up from the bed and return to the living room to sit down listlessly.

"Today's school split exam, right? How did you do on the exam? Wu Guoliang picked up a cup of tea, still looking at Su Bai with his eyes.

"That's it, I can't compare with my cousin who only knows how to read." Su Bai said lazily.

As soon as he saw Su Bai's state, Wu Guo's conscience became angry, how could he have such a wasteful nephew, who didn't know how to be motivated at all, no wonder he was so unproductive.

"If you don't do well in the exam, you will be shunted to the ordinary class, do you think that with your grades, it is possible to be admitted to the university after studying in the ordinary class for half a year?" Wu Guoliang glanced at Su Bai coldly, and then stopped looking at him.

"Heh, if you don't do well in the exam, you won't be able to go to college, and now you are also eating and drinking spicy?" Su Bai leaned back from the sofa and lifted Erlang's legs in the same way as Wu Guoliang.

Seeing that his son was so unwilling to see Wu Guoliang, Su Tianxing certainly knew the reason, but he also understood that with Su Bai's current results, he would definitely be shunted to the ordinary class this time.

But if he went to the key class of Wu Guoliang's school, maybe there would be a glimmer of life, so he glared at Su Bai: "How can you talk to your third uncle?" ”

"Third uncle, do you have anything else? If it's okay, I'll go back to sleep! After Su Bai finished speaking, he didn't wait for Wu Guoliang to reply, and walked towards his room, which made Wu Guoliang angry, and his face instantly turned blue.

"What a discouraged thing!" Wu Guoliang secretly cursed in his heart, not to mention how angry he was.

As soon as Su Bai walked to the door, he suddenly stopped his steps again, looked back at Wu Guoliang, who was angry at the corners of his mouth, and said without being salty:

"By the way, third uncle, your nephew can't support the wall in the mud, and he can't be a nerd like his cousin, so I won't bother you in the future, it's better for you to pay more attention to your promotion when you have time, I think that's your specialty."

After speaking, Su Bai slammed the door shut, leaving Wu Guoliang stunned in disbelief.