The car was getting closer and closer, and it was about to crash, I couldn't hold my breath, and I scolded dryly and pushed the car door to go down, Liu Xuyang suddenly said, "Don't move." "I said the car was going to crash, and you didn't move, waiting to die? Liu Xuyang said fearlessly: "Don't worry, that car is Toyota, Nissan, our car is domestic, are you afraid that you can't hit it?" ”

The patriotic spirit is commendable, but at the top of the egg, the car is only two meters away from our car, and I can't help but push the car door and jump in. As soon as I landed, the car crashed straight at me. It's too bullying, and the ghost also knows how to pick a soft pinch of persimmons, and knows how not to crash into a car to hit people!

The speed came very fast, I didn't react, I just felt that my eyes were dark, and my body sank suddenly, and I found that I was actually in a car, my mind was very clear, and I entered the ghost car just now. It seems that Liu Xuyang is right, the ghost car of the dog day deliberately retreated, the purpose was to force us to get out of the car. Lao Tzu got out of the car and was fooled.

There was really no one in the car! Not even a ghost. I hurriedly went to the car door, but found that the car door was like an iron wall, I pushed it for a long time, but it didn't move. And the car flew forward, only to see the scenery outside the car whirring back, like a movie fast forward.

Where is this ghost car trying to take me? Is it Hades? Or is it something more terrifying?

I couldn't get out, so I sat down. If you come here, you will be safe, but I want to see what kind of tricks this ghost car is going to play.

Not long after, the car stopped. I hurriedly pushed the door of the cart, and it opened as soon as I pushed it. As soon as I stepped out of the car, the car turned into a small paper cart, and I was so shocked that I kicked the paper cart with my foot, and I couldn't believe that the deity had come here with it.

So where is this?

I looked around, and this time, I was even more stunned for a while. Aren't the trees on both sides of the road peach trees? I'm back in the orchard!

A dry cough came from behind, and when I looked back, an old ghost appeared in front of me. He was wearing a tunic and his face was pale, and he was coughing incessantly with his hands over his chest. In the moonlight, there was no shadow of him. I asked, "You brought me here?" ”

"Yes." The old ghost said hoarsely, "Don't you understand why I got you here?" ”

"I don't understand."

The old ghost pointed to a pile of weeds on the side of the road and asked, "Do you remember what you did there?" "I looked at the weeds and said I didn't remember. The old ghost cried out angrily, "You a soak there, and there—my grave!" You on my head! The more he spoke, the more agitated he became, and he coughed again.

I couldn't laugh or cry, I was urinating there, but who knew there was a grave down there? I walked up and took a closer look, and sure enough, there was a raised mound in the weeds, and a stone monument was erected. I regret it, I can't talk nonsense, I can't pee nonsense, if I do it wrong, it will lead to great disaster.

But the urine has been spilled, what is this old ghost going to do to me?

"I'm sorry old man, I didn't even know it was your grave......" I hurriedly apologized.

The old ghost stopped coughing and said coldly: "I'm sorry, it's useless, now you immediately pull out the grass on my grave and kowtow to me three times, otherwise, you don't want to leave!" "I said it's okay to pull weeds, but kowtow, isn't it too serious? The old ghost said indignantly: "You dare to pee on my head, three rings are already cheap for you, otherwise, you will never leave here!" ”

Do you have what it takes? I muttered in my heart, this old ghost, I admit that it is disrespectful for me to pee in front of his grave, but I don't know that his grave is here, the so-called ignorant is not guilty, and you are not my ancestor, why should I kowtow to you?

I stubbornly said, "It's okay to pull weeds for you, but kowtowing is impossible." ”

"Are you challenging my patience?" The old ghost suddenly appeared in front of me, only half a meter away from me, and glared at me. A cold air came straight from him, I only felt chills all over my body, and secretly thought, do you have to force me out of the Yin Yang Knife?

"Ahem...... the old ghost coughed again, and I pretended to be calm and said, "Otherwise, I will pull out the grass from your grave, cure your cough, and kowtow to the rabbit, how about it?" ”

The old ghost stared at me, skeptical: "Will you cure my disease?" "I said if you just have a cough, I can cure it. The old ghost asked again, "Are you a ghost doctor?" "I said yes. The old ghost hurriedly said: "Then you can cure me quickly, this cough has been with me for forty years!" I exclaimed, "You've been a ghost for forty years?" Why haven't you lost your soul yet? ”

"Are you cursing me?" The old ghost's eyes widened again. I hurriedly said no. The old ghost explained, "The reason why I am not scattered in this world is because my body is still here. Immediately pull out the grass from my grave and let people passing by know that this is my grave and you are not allowed to pee!" Also, cure me of this disease as soon as possible, or you won't want to leave! ”

"Okay, as long as I don't kowtow to you, anything will do." I asked the old ghost if he would pull the weeds for him first or treat the disease first, and the old ghost said that he would cure the disease first.

It's too simple to cure a ghost for cough, as long as you take an herb called Fat Dahai. This herb is usually found on graves. Of course, this herb alone is not enough, because the ghost can't eat it at all, if you don't add a charm to soak in water, and then use a special method to transfer this medicine to the ghost, this is generally the practice of Taoist priests, goddesses and the like, and we ghost doctors, naturally there is a shortcut, that is, after pulling out the fat sea, crushing it into slag, reciting a spell to bury it in the grave. This is also called "delivering medicine to your door". Since it was sent to his grave, the ghost could naturally receive it.

So, I went to the grave of the old ghost to look for it, found a few fat sea trees, plucked them out, cut them up with a yin-yang knife and crushed them into slag, and after reciting a spell, buried them in the grave of the old ghost.

After a while, the old man had a lump of medicine residue in his hand, and I told him to eat it. The old man looked at it and asked in disbelief, "Does it work?" "I said don't worry, even if the medicine I collected from your house doesn't work, it won't poison you. The old man then swallowed the ball. I jumped on the grave to pull the weeds. The grass was deep and hard, and I had a hard time pulling it out.

"Hey...... hey" suddenly heard a chuckle in his ears. I hurriedly stood up and looked around, but I didn't see anyone. I asked the old ghost if I had heard a female ghost laughing just now. The old ghost said, "That's not a ghost, it's a human." "I said how is it possible, if it is human, why don't I see it? The old ghost said, "She is an onmyoji, and it was with her help that I 'invited' you back." ”

I also wondered how an old ghost with a sick appearance could "invite" me with a paper cart, it turned out that there was an onmyoji helping him.

"And where is the Onmyoji?" I asked the old ghost. I really want to see what that guy looks like. The old ghost said that he couldn't tell me, and then said happily: "Your medicine really works, my throat doesn't hurt much, and I don't cough anymore." ”

I finally pulled out the grass in front of the old man's grave, my hands were sore and sore, I clapped my hands and jumped on the road, saying that the grass was pulled out, I can go, right? The old man said yes, and then told me to close my eyes and walk seven steps forward, and I was about to walk with my eyes closed, when suddenly I heard a man shouting, "Wait! "When I heard the voice, I saw that it was Xiaoyu who appeared in front of me!

"So you're the Onmyoji?" It dawned on me that the scarecrow was probably her ghost.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoyu said: "I am not an onmyoji. I looked at the old ghost, and the old ghost said that the onmyoji was indeed not her, so I asked Xiaoyu what she was doing here, and Xiaoyu said, "I'll get something from you." I asked, "Is it a yin-yang knife?" ”

"Yes, that's it." Xiao Yu stretched out her hand to me and said, "Give it to me, and I'll let you leave, otherwise, you will never be able to get out here!" ”

"You're in league with that Onmyoji?"

"You don't have to worry about this, in short, you have to give me the Yin Yang Knife, otherwise, even if you can leave here this time, next time, the place you came from will not be here, but the underworld that you will never be able to go back to!"

I chuckled, I've been to the ghost market, and I'm afraid to go to the underworld? I don't want to talk too much nonsense with Xiaoyu, I want my yin and yang knife, dream! I closed my eyes and took seven quick steps forward, my body sinking so hard that I heard someone shouting in my ear, "Knife! Penknife! When I opened my eyes, I was greeted by Xia Mengyao's delicate and anxious face.

Xia Mengyao saw that I opened my eyes, and suddenly smiled and said, "Okay, you finally woke up." I saw that it was dawn, and I was lying on a bed, the room was bright, it must be a hotel, so I sat up, Liu Xuyang and Mi Junfei walked to the bed in front of the window, Mi Junfei shouted: "Boss, you are scared to death, why did you faint in a good manner?" ”

I asked him how long I had been in a coma, and Mi Junfei raised his wrist to look at the time, saying that it was eight o'clock in the morning, about four or five hours. I was not small and didn't understand when I started to fall into a coma, so I glanced at Xia Mengyao, Liu Xuyang and Mi Junfei and asked, "Have we ever been to a place full of peach trees?" And a scarecrow that attacks people? ”

Mi Junfei smiled: "Boss, we stopped on the road for about twenty minutes last night, and then you fell asleep, we came to this hotel when it was almost dawn, and we wanted to come up to rest, but we found that you were asleep, and you couldn't wake up, why did you go to the legendary Peach Blossom Spring?" ”

I gasped, that is to say, since Liu Xuyang drove the car to the fork road last night, I was led into the illusion by that onmyoji, and the onmyoji has only one purpose, to ask for my yin-yang knife!

What is the origin of such a high level of methodological power?