Chapter 267: Transgender boss, terrifying
Naruto World, Konoha Village.
At the door of the Wanjie Supermarket, Lu Yu bit the straw and drank Bing Kole, and then took his mobile phone to open the peep screen of the Wanjie chat group.
I have to say that even if there are thousands of mountains and rivers and there is a civilization barrier, once there is a group, the group members will still become the same kind of creature called the big water monster.
He went out to buy vegetables, and the group message was 999+.
Lu Yu didn't bother to flip through the previous chat records, and directly @ Yue Buqun in the group.
"Master Yue, where is the head?"
The cheerful Yue Buqun of Zhengshui first saw that the group leader was @ himself, and then saw the words of the group leader, and instantly looked away from the group and began to look at the weather.
Today's weather is really good, the wind is beautiful, and it is a good day to go out and parade.
What, you said the group owner just @ me?
I'm sorry, I'm not a big water monster, how can I keep an eye on the group, as the head of the Huashan faction, I am destined to provoke the burden of the entire sect, there are a lot of things, how can I have free time to go to the water group.
After a while, Yue Buqun began to stare at the group again.
As a big water monster, if you don't look at the group for a moment, it's really idle and panicked.
As for the group leader's Aite.
At the speed at which the Wanjie chat group refreshes information, the message sent by the group owner will definitely be gone at this time.
But as soon as he opened the group, the group leader's Aite and the words he said to him were still hanging in the group.
Can anyone tell me if it's me who dropped or if it's night in the world where the members are located, why are you so quiet, it's not scientific at all.
Lu Yu @ Yue Buqun again.
"Don't play dead, head."
Who said that he would come to see me with Tian Boguang's dog head, why has it been so long, Tian Boguang is still alive.
"If he Yue Buqun can cut off my head, I will screw off my head and give it to you to kick as a ball." Tian Boguang said arrogantly, I, Tian Boguang, worship the Huoyun Evil God as a teacher, and I have learned the Dafa from the heart, and I am already invincible in the world.
And the secret of Dafa from the heart is that the world is so big, you have the ability to come to me.
Yue Buqun saw Tian Boguang arrogant in the group, and immediately gritted his teeth, "Tian Boguang, don't be too arrogant, if you have the ability, you will go to Huashan and fight me to the death." ”
Originally, he also wanted to take Tian Boguang, the head of a lewd thief, to show his face in front of the group leader.
He has calculated, with Tian Boguang's strength, it will not be easy for him to take him down, but it is also nine out of ten, but who knows that after he goes down the mountain, this goods will be like missing, and he has not seen any shadow.
He searched around the rivers and lakes, and asked his friends on the road to find him, it took a few months, and he didn't see a single hair, if it wasn't for this thing jumping around in the group, he would have to wonder if the other party knew that he was going to kill him, so he buried himself in advance.
"Shanghua Mountain? I'm sorry, it's impossible to go to Huashan, it's impossible to go to Huashan in this life, and you can only maintain your life by laughing at you in the group. ”
Yue Buqun: "......." ”
Nima, I've never seen such a brazen person, how did you break into the title of thief Tian Boguang instead of the cheeky Tian Boguang on the rivers and lakes?
"Tian Boguang, you are too shameless, you should quit the group." The little Chinese master saw that Yue Buqun was ridiculed by Tian Boguang, and immediately came out to help.
"It's impossible to quit the group, it's boring at home, and there are no women to play, everyone in the group is talented, and the speech is good, I like this group very much."
Tian Boguang's heart was full of pride.
I just like the way you can't get used to me and you can't beat me.
Lu Yu: "Hehe." ”
Hehe, after Lu Yu banned Tian Boguang, you dare to be so arrogant in my group, I don't think you take me as the group leader in your eyes.
Tian Boguang: "......." ”
, this is not fair, I want to protest, why are you banning me, you authority party, dog group leader.
"Whoever can find Tian Boguang and kill him, and come to me with his dog's head, I will fulfill his wish within the scope of my ability." Lu Yu is in the group, if the wish is too difficult, I'm sorry, I can't do it.
"Group leader, you give me some more time, I promise to come to see you with Tian Boguang's dog head." Yue Buqun said.
"Wish-fulfillment? Can I have enough to eat? The Monkey King in Dragon Ball said, "If you can feed me, I'll help you carry his head back." ”
"I, the Queen, will immediately send someone to kill Tian Boguang." Nuwa said, "You, the leader of the group, hurry up and make me beautiful." ”
"It's not good to fight and kill, why don't you give me a face, let me use Buddhism to influence Tian Boguang, maybe he will come to see the group leader with his head?" Tang Seng said flutteringly.
Lu Yu Guan Qun, offline.
You big water monsters are going to water slowly.
Lu Yu communicated directly with the system in his mind, and asked directly, "Why are our clay bombs unsalable?" ”
Ordinary people can't detonate the clay bomb when they go back because they don't have chakra, after all, he didn't regard civilians as his target customers from the beginning, but why don't you ninja lords refuse to come and send me money, it's too much.
"I think it's because of the relationship that their Konoha ninjas don't know about our clay bombs, we should take the initiative to sell it." "Let's make a big explosion and let them see the power of our clay bombs. ”
"I've even figured out the place, so let's just detonate it on the rock with the four statues carved into it."
This is the most urgent thing about the unsalable clay bomb.
There is no energy without an explosion.
As a very self-motivated system, it is eager to blow up the continent under its feet in no time.
Lu Yu glanced at the rocks of the four statues that the strongest explosion system in the universe said, and then calmly picked up a clay bomb and weighed it.
If it weren't for the most powerful explosive system in the universe in his head, he would definitely have dropped this bomb into his head.
Nima, you have a hole in your head.
That's the Hokage Rock, the statues of the Hokage of the past generations of Konoha are on it, and its symbolic meaning is still on the Konoha Martyrs' Cemetery, looking at the entire Hokage, those who dare to mistreat it are either the sons of the Hokage or the grandsons of the Hokage.
If he dares to blow up the Hokage Rock, Konoha won't have to fight with him.
He came to be the richest man in the world, not to be wanted.
"The business of the group owner doesn't seem to be very good."
Orochimaru walked in from the outside, and Lu Yu, who was watching, couldn't help but shudder.
Because of the relationship between the activities in Konoha and the fact that Orochimaru used the technique of eliminating the face to get a face for himself.
This kind of ninjutsu that can take other people's faces is very evil at first glance, but the reason why Lu Yu shivered was not because of this, but because Orochimaru changed his female face.
Transgender boss, terrifying
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