Chapter 205: How Many Lumps Are You Going to Eat?

Mo Feng just wanted to escape now, and he didn't want to see any spring.

But this girl just squatted down to pee in the place where Mo Feng was hiding, don't you say it's annoying?

What to do? If you don't look at it, you can't do it, so Mo Feng just watched it openly.

After the girl finished peeing, she breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to lift her pants.

But at this time, she suddenly glanced at Mo Feng in the bushes on the side.

At first, he was startled, but then he breathed a sigh of relief, and unhurriedly lifted his pants, and at the same time said:

"It's okay, it's a zombie, if someone sees it, it's okay. I didn't expect you zombie to hide here, wait for me to lift my pants and then clean you up, I don't know if I've been here for too long. ”

Hearing this, Mo Feng reflexively said, "I was there when you took off your pants." ”

But when he said it, he was stunned, and at the same time the girl was stunned.

Then she looked at Mo Feng in surprise and said, "You...... Can you speak? Are you a human or a zombie?

No way, you're definitely a zombie, otherwise my spell just now wouldn't have worked on you.

But...... Why do zombies talk? What kind of monster are you? ”

Mo Feng reacted, he didn't want to entangle with this pair of men and women, so he hurriedly bounced up and quickly ran into the distance.

After putting on her pants, the girl shouted into the distance: "Senior brother, come on, this zombie is here." ”

The man quickly ran over and pursued Mo Feng again with the girl, and Mo Feng quickly fled into the distance, but where could he run past the two brothers and sisters when he jumped now?

Soon, Mo Feng was intercepted by the man again, and after the man and the woman blocked Mo Feng, they each held a peachwood sword and a spirit rune against Mo Feng.

At this time, the girl said to the man: "Senior brother, be careful, this zombie is not simple, I just heard him speak." ”

Hearing this, the man sneered and said, "Senior sister, are you hallucinating?" How can a low-level zombie speak? ”

The girl said with a serious face: "Senior brother, you believe me, he really spoke just now, and he is still ......"

At this point, the girl paused, and the man asked the girl, "What's wrong with him?" ”

The girl's face immediately turned red, and this appearance made the man more and more puzzled, and continued to ask:

"What the hell happened to him?"

The girl blushed and said, "Oh, don't ask, it's nothing." ”

The more he said this, the more confused the man became, and he heard the girl say again:

"Anyway, he can talk, and he's definitely not an ordinary zombie."

The man smiled: "Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, if he can speak, I will eat Xiang." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, he heard Mo Feng speak: "Then how many lumps are you going to eat?" ”

Quiet, incredibly quiet.

The man turned his head, looked at Mo Feng stiffly, and immediately heard the girl say:

"Senior brother, you see I didn't lie to you, he just can talk."

The man's expression slowly changed from a stiff expression to shock, and then to horror.

I saw him look at Mo Feng in disbelief and said:

"Zombies can talk? How is this possible, you ...... You're pretending to be human, right? ”

Hearing this, Mo Feng felt that he could continue to act, and maybe he would be able to escape.

So he opened his mouth and said: "That's right, I'm a human actor, I'm an actor, we're making zombie movies here, I'm playing zombies." ”

As soon as Mo Feng said this, the girl followed Mo Feng and said:

"You lie, if you're acting, why do you keep jumping and jumping? And when my talisman hit you just now, you were still scared. ”

Hearing this, Mo Feng said: "It's all said, I play a zombie, and the director requires it to be like it, so I have now entered the role, so that I can play the play well."

Naturally, I have to pretend to deal with those spells of yours, and besides, won't the bell before you be able to control me?

Besides, you said it yourself, zombies can't speak, but I can? And I just saw you......"

Hearing this, the girl hurriedly glared at Mo Feng and said, "Shut up, dare to say this again, even if you are not a zombie, I will turn you into a zombie." ”

Mo Feng retorted: "Why are you a woman like this? Don't recognize people when you lift your pants? ”

As soon as these words came out, the girl's face turned red directly, and the man looked at the girl with wide eyes and said:

"What do you mean? Why don't you recognize people with your pants? What are you doing? ”

The woman turned her head and looked at Mo Feng at the same time and said, "If you dare to say this again, I will really kill you." ”

Hearing this, Mo Feng pursed his lips, but his simple words had successfully provoked the contradiction between the man and woman.

I saw the man's eyes widen and look at the girl and say, "What the hell is going on?" You made it clear to me, what does it mean to lift your pants and not recognize people? What the hell did you do with him? ”

The girl was ashamed and angry and said, "I really don't have anything, senior brother, you have to believe me, I'm just ......"

At this he paused again, and the man became more and more anxious, and said to the girl:

"You have to make it clear to me today, let me tell you, Master raised the two of us, and he said that he would marry you to me since he was a child, and the two of us are childhood sweethearts.

I've been so good to you, I haven't even looked at the little girls in the village, but now you're talking to this guy about your pants and not recognizing anyone? ”

The girl looked helpless and pointed to where Mo Feng was standing and said, "I...... I'm just peeing and being seen by him. ”

As soon as she said this, she suddenly found that the location she was referring to, that is, the place where Mo Feng had stood before, was no longer visible.

And Mo Feng had already slipped away when the two of them were arguing.

But at this time, the man couldn't care about whether Mo Feng left or not, so he was entangled in the question of lifting his pants.

The girl also explained for a long time, and then the man put all his anger on Mo Feng's head, after all, Mo Feng really looked at the girl.

I heard the man say angrily: "I don't care if this kid is a zombie or a human, in short, if he is caught by me, he will not feel as good as him." ”

So the two of them quickly continued to chase in the direction that the wind might escape.

And in the depths of the mountains and forests, Mo Feng jumped quickly, found a remote cemetery, and then found a place to hide, which made it a little more stable.

But at this moment, he noticed that there were many voices above the cemetery that seemed to be arguing about something.

With curiosity, Mo Feng poked his head out of the bushes he was hiding in and took a look.

I saw that the top of this tomb refused to allow dozens of ghosts to quarrel there, and it looked like it was about to fight.

It was also at this time that Mo Feng saw the pair of senior brothers and sisters in the distance chasing after him, but he forgot that the pair of brothers and sisters had a compass and could find Mo Feng's corpse qi to locate it.

So Mo Feng's eyes rolled, and he quickly came out and jumped at the dozens of ghosts, and at the same time he yelled while jumping:

"Brothers, don't quarrel anymore, there are two Taoist priests who are here to collect us."