Chapter 22: You Drunk Me (Title Eaten, Whatever You Want)
Do I pay?
You don't look good and you want to be beautiful, but it's a good idea to invite actresses from all over Hollywood to form a group.
Tony took a big sip with his wine glass, seriously thinking about Lu Yu's proposal.
"What are you talking about?"
A voice came, and Lu Yu and Tony turned their heads together to look in the direction where the voice came from.
It was Lu Yu's old acquaintance, S.H.I.E.L.D. director Nick Fury and his right-hand man Natasha.
Seeing the two of them next to each other, Lu Yu was thinking, every day in front of such a big beauty, did Nick Fury really have nothing to do with her?
"Aren't you fired?" Tony looked at Natasha and asked, the last time Potts came back and told him Natasha's identity as an agent, he decisively fired Natasha for squid.
How did she get in now?
He didn't remember that he had sent Natasha an invitation, even though she was beautiful.
"I got a new job." Natasha replied.
"Congratulations." "But you know, that's not what I'm asking. ”
"Did you say the security guard at the door?" Natasha smiled, "He's very conscientious, but I think he should have a good dream by now." ”
Tony understood, and his security guard stopped them, but unfortunately he didn't stop him, "Sleep during work hours, it seems that I should fire him for squid." ”
He thought to himself, his new security guard, should he go to the Marine Corps or the Navy SEALs, if nothing else, at least he must be able to beat the woman in front of him.
"You haven't said what you two are talking about." Nick Fury repeated the initial question.
Tony said, "Yu said he wanted to invite all the beauties of Hollywood to have a party. ”
Lu Yu then said, "Tony said he paid for it. ”
Tony, "Why don't I remember me saying I paid for it?" ”
Lu Yu, "Then I didn't say that I wanted to invite all the beauties in Hollywood to have a party." ”
Tony, "Isn't the group just for the sake of having a party?" ”
Lu Yu, "That's obviously to present an award." ”
Nick Fury watched the two of them talk back and forth, almost endlessly, so he quickly interjected in to interrupt their chat, "Tony, I came to you to know your answer." ”
"Little boss." Natasha walked up with a smile on her face, "Old people meet, go over and talk?" ”
Lu Yu's eyes narrowed, "Do you drink?" ”
"Drink." Natasha said coquettishly.
"Then let's go over there."
Lu Yu took advantage of the situation to put his arms around Natasha's waist, and after making sure that she wouldn't kick her, he decisively found the bartender, "Is there Moutai here?" ”
"Yes." The bartender said.
"Do you have Sprite here?" Lu Yu asked again.
"Yes." The bartender said.
When Lu Yu heard that there was all here, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked the bartender to take out both Sprite and Moutai, "Natasha, I heard that Moutai is mixed with Sprite, it tastes very good, do you want to try it?" ”
Moutai is strong, and Sprite accelerates the volatilization of alcohol.
Combined, one cup can get you drunk.
"Okay." Natasha said coquettishly.
Lu Yu mixed Moutai and Sprite, poured a full glass, and looked at her with interest, "Okay." ”
Natasha smiled slightly, took the wine glass, drank it all, and then looked at Lu Yu with a coquettish gaze, "It's your turn." ”
Lu Yu, "....... ”
You can drink so well, your stomach knows?
Natasha clenched her fists and crackled, "You don't think you're trying to pay your bills." ”
"Just kidding, how can I be a manly man."
Lu Yu poured himself half a cup, and after reading it, he felt that it was too much, so he poured some out.
He drank it all, and when he was done, he popped and collapsed on the couch.
Natasha calmly picked up the wine glass, lowered her head and spit out the wine she had just drunk, not much in a drop, not a lot in a drop, "That's it." ”
……
Lu Yu listened to the movement outside while pretending to be asleep, "The agent is hanging, it's okay to drink like that, fortunately, I didn't have the idea of getting her drunk." ”
"System, is there a way for me to hear what Nick Fury and Tony are saying?"
As soon as the words fell, a screen appeared in Lu Yu's mind, showing the conversation between Nick Fury and Tony.
It is worthy of being a system, and there are many functions.
Lu Yu felt that he would have to dig into the hidden functions of the system more in the future.
For example, there may be a secret language in the system, and as long as this secret language is spoken, it can be transformed into OAA?
"You're thinking too much." The system complained.
Tony, "You mean the Superboy group?" ”
"It's the Avengers." Nick Fury corrected.
The Avengers?
Did Nick Fury have the idea of forming the Avengers at this time?
"It doesn't matter what it's called, the important thing is that I refuse." Tony shook his head in refusal.
"I know you want to do everything on your own, but there are some things that you can't handle alone." Nick Fury glanced at Tony's neck, "The way you look now, you don't look very good." ”
"Do you mean palladium poisoning? I have spring water. Tony said, "One bottle down, everything is fine, thanks to Boss Lu, I have researched such a good product." ”
"Admittedly, spring water is a good thing, but it only relieves your symptoms, it doesn't cure you." Nick Fury took a step forward and poked Tony's chest with his hand, making a thumping sound, "As long as you have it in your body for a day, you'll still be poisoned." ”
"I know, but trust me, I can fix it." Tony said with his own pride that in his eyes, there was nothing that his head could not solve.
"I know you can fix it." Nick Fury nodded affirmatively, Tony was as smart as his father, even smarter than his father, there was no possibility of any technological problem stumbling them, as long as they were given time, they could solve everything.
"But we don't have much time left."
You said this as if you were about to die, Lu Yu looked at the live broadcast and complained.
"I feel like I'm alive and well now." Tony complained.
Nick Fury ignored Tony's complaints, "Your father left you something before, and I think it's time to give it to you." ”