243 Wrong, wrong
"I don't care, I don't want to be an emperor anyway." Zhao Chen muttered in a low voice, but after receiving Zhao Ping'an's white-eyed flying knife, he immediately stopped his mouth again.
"If you don't go back, my aunt can't help you catch ghosts." Zhao Ping'an put it another way, "There are a lot of things to do in this palace, and I don't have time to play hide and seek with people." As for these clutter and sluts, just deal with them directly. ”
Zhao Chen twisted his chubby fingers, that is, he didn't want to agree, but he didn't dare to refuse, so he didn't say anything.
"Are you a passive resistance or a nonviolent non-cooperation?" Zhao Ping'an was angry, "Don't worry, Brother Jiu'er, no, it's the emperor, you are my own nephew, how could this palace put your safety at risk and expose you to the claws of the female ghost?" ”
"Auntie, I knew you loved me." The little fat man immediately hugged his thighs, "I will never be the emperor in front of my aunt, but your own nephew, who is particularly cute, obedient and filial." ”
As an emperor, even if it's just a transitional one, is it really good to be so coquettish? And recently, she has a good attitude, Zhao Chen has let go a little, and even the usual idea of flamboyance has recovered.
"Don't talk nonsense, just cooperate." Zhao Ping'an pulled away the little paw, turned his head to Bian Dan and said, "You go and spread the news, and say that the emperor is sick." I went down to court so early today, just because I was not feeling well, and then I asked Imperial Doctor Tang to come over. ”
"Am I sick?" Zhao Chen pointed to his nose, and then suddenly realized, "Yes, yes, I'm sick." ”
When it comes to pretending to be sick, Zhao Chen thinks that his level is extremely high.
In the past, he was naughty, his father wanted to beat him, he could always be sick, even if his father rushed over angrily, he only glared at him a few times in the end, and it was over. This shows that he pretends to be very similar.
Thinking of this, I suddenly missed my father a little.
He really wanted someone to beat him and scold him now, but his father was gone, and only his aunt was left......
Isn't this cheap? His aunt was in charge of him everywhere, but when she murdered him, he felt that there was someone to rely on and someone to treat him sincerely.
"How is the emperor's diet these days?" Zhao Ping'an looked at Zhao Chen's chin that was a little "swollen", and looked at the dark circles under his eyes, and asked Biandan.
"Since the haunting, no, since someone wanted to harm the emperor, almost five or six days ago, the emperor was frightened and couldn't eat as happily as usual." Bian Dan was very clever and changed his words very quickly, "The female ghost made a lot of trouble the night before yesterday, and the emperor ...... The emperor didn't have much appetite yesterday, and he didn't sleep until he moved to Yuhua Palace. It's a pity that I got up late in the morning, and breakfast and lunch were useless. ”
Cooperatively, Zhao Chen's stomach rumbled at this time.
Zhao Chen was a little embarrassed, but Zhao Ping'an felt that although her nephew was unreasonable, greedy and playful, he was really a blessing. She went down to court early today, and she was so scared that she couldn't eat in the past few days, which can be regarded as paving the way for her arrangement.
"You went to the Yuhua Hall to sleep yesterday, but did anyone see it?"
"I'm careful, absolutely no one knows." Zhao Chen patted his chest, "No one brought a few." ”
He felt that the Yuhua Palace, where his aunt lived, was naturally hot, and all evils were easy to dispel, even if his aunt had already left the palace to set up a mansion, but when he occasionally walked over, he still felt very positive, so he took the flat shoulder over, and he was no longer afraid.
"It's fine." Zhao Ping'an nodded.
Because Jiu Ge'er at least knows that as an emperor, he can't let people see him and escape, so it's not too nonsense.
"Brother Jiu'er, you are growing up, you can't be hungry, but you can't go to the Shangshi Bureau to pass on food." She muttered again, "You don't want to be a cook?" Despite the fact that the main palace has repeatedly made you patient, you still secretly set up a small kitchen in the apse of Funing Palace, right? ”
Zhao Chen gasped and didn't dare to reply.
Why, why, why?
He hated to hide the small kitchen in the bed, how could his aunt still know?
In fact, Zhao Ping'an planted eyeliner in the palace, but he didn't beware of someone pretending to be a ghost to harm Brother Jiu'er.
Speaking of which, this palace is really a demon thing that comes out of the devil without paying attention for a while. After studying it carefully, this is also her negligence, which made her feel a little guilty and complained that she didn't take care of the bloodline left by her royal brother.
"You promised me that in the future, I would go to the kitchen to play after I finish my homework on weekdays, and I won't pursue this matter."
Zhao Ping'an sighed secretly: Then it's wrong.
Zhao Chen's chick nodded again and again like pecking rice.
"Just now I said that you can't go to the Shang Shi Bureau to pass the meal, because you are 'sick' and can't eat. But as I said, you can't go hungry now. So, go to the kitchen and cook something to eat. Remember not to let anyone but the tan, including the palace people in your own palace. You should also remember to drink and eat lightly, at least you can't eat fat, and you won't be sick. ”
The chick continued to peck at the rice, and the little head was about to fall off.
Zhao Chen loves cooking, and he can let him do it, even if he doesn't let him eat. But......
"Can we strike tomorrow?"
"No way!" That kind of drama is too much, "as long as it shows that the mind does not belong and cannot be reasoned." ”
When Zhao Chen heard this, he was immediately full of confidence, and even his chest stood up.
He's always been good at these naughty things.
Before, his aunt stared, but he didn't dare. Now he was ordered, and he was ordered by his aunt to break the ban openly, and it felt so good that he even wanted to be grateful to that ghost.
"I'll leave Qiu Xiang to you, with her here, you don't have to be afraid." Zhao Ping'an said again, "However, she will only stay by your side secretly and will not show her face in public." ”
Zhao Chen was almost overjoyed.
The first female god who can fight next to my aunt is Qiu Xiang, and with this shocker, he is still afraid of a fart.
Even the flat dan breathed a sigh of relief.
Otherwise, let him be a little eunuch to protect the emperor alone, he has no loyalty but no ability, the key is that he is physically disabled and has no courage. When he saw the female ghost that day, he was directly scared and peed his pants.
Fortunately, the emperor is also dripping, and the hot urine is mixed together, and he can't tell the emperor and the eunuch apart.
Qiu Xiang on the side was a little reluctant and pouted.
However, Zhao Ping'an immediately said to her, "In the past, you remember to paint my makeup for the emperor." ”
Qiu Xiang instantly understood that her princess had also pretended to be sick in the past, and she picked up the sick appearance single-handedly. Now if she wants to win people, she has to show her skills. Moreover, the princess must be afraid of people pretending to be ghosts and take risks, although there are many people around the emperor, but since female ghosts can be haunted, it can be seen that there is no top matter.
After figuring it out, she answered yes.
Zhao Chen thought of something, "Auntie, I invited you into the palace today, and I didn't hide it from anyone." If someone asks......"
"I'm not too stupid, I know that I have to do enough play." Zhao Ping'an patted Zhao Chen's shoulder a little happily, "Later, I will rush out of the Wende Hall in a rage, and you chase it out." I'm going to scold you, and you're going to talk back. ”()
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