Chapter 280: Hair Cream (1)

Have you ever heard of ghost shaving?

At this time, it has passed the third watch, and the yin wind is cold and pressing. Hu Da wandered in an alley. It was dark, the road was slippery, and he was drunk, and he swayed around, only feeling that he was in a trance in front of him, and he couldn't see anything clearly.

Hu Da had been walking around this alley for most of the night, making him impetuous, drunk and angry at everything.

"Isn't this the master of the Hu family? Why do you stay in this alley in the middle of the night? ”

Hu Da heard the voice, looked back, and saw an old man standing less than half a meter away from him. Thinking that the old man was almost standing behind him just now, Hu Da only felt a tingling in his scalp, and then swung out a fist in a drunken and hazy manner.

"Does the little old man know who the uncle is? You say, are you hiding behind your uncle, do you want to seek your uncle's wealth and take your uncle's life? ”

"Master Hu laughed, the little one is just a guide."

The old man dodged Hu Da's fist in a light flash, stood at the corner and squinted at him.

"Lead the way? It just so happens that I am lost in this ghost alley, if you lead me out, the delicacies of the mountains and seas, silk and satin, gold and silver jewelry, uncle, I will choose by you. Hu Da staggered and staggered, "Who am I?" Hu Ye, Hu Ye, although I am mixed, but my words are counted. Hey, you say, which one do you want? ”

"Little Lao'er just wants one of your hairs, Master Hu!"

"What? What did you say? Hu Ye, I didn't hear clearly. ”

"Hair! Little Lao'er just wants one of your hairs, Master Hu! ”

Hu Da was stunned for a moment, and then laughed again. He walked up to the old man and patted him on the shoulder: "You are an acquaintance, don't dare to ask Master Hu for a reward." Just a hair, isn't it? ”

"Yes, just a hair!"

"Okay! Master Hu and I are generous, I will give you two, or three. Well, the hair is here, you pull it yourself. Hu Da tilted his head sideways and pointed to his hair to show the old man: "Here, or here, you can choose any place." But Master Hu, I can remind you, if it hurts, be careful of your head. ”

"Don't worry, Master Hu, it won't hurt." The old man said, stretched out his hand, picked up a fallen hair from Hu Da's shoulder, and shook it in front of Hu Da's eyes: "Just this hair on Master Hu's body."

"This one is fine?"

"This one will do!" The old man said, pointing to a wall in front of him: "Hu Ye, please look, there is a small door on here, Hu Ye, you can go through this small door and go straight forward, and you can return to your mansion." ”

"Doors? Where is there a door here, little old man, don't fool me while I am drunk. ”

Hu Da staggered to the wall, looked back at the old man and muttered, and slapped his hand on the wall twice at will. Suddenly, Hu Da's feet slipped, and the whole person fell towards the wall. Hu Da wailed, opened his drunken eyes, and there was indeed a door on the wall.

"Master Hu, as long as you keep going along this road, you can go home, but please remember, after you leave this door, you must keep looking forward, and you must not look back?"

"Can't go back! Why can't you go back? Hu Da muttered and stood up, staggered forward, and after walking a few steps, he stopped: "Why don't you let Hu Ye and me turn back, is it possible that you, a little old man, want to yin me?" The more you don't let Hu Ye and me turn back, I'm going to turn back and show you what the hell you're doing! ”

Hu Da said, turned around, only to feel that it was dark in front of him, and then it was faintly lit up. He rubbed his eyes, turned around, and continued walking.

"Don't let Hu Ye turn back, Hu Ye will also turn back, what can you have? I haven't seen a single fart! Scare the master, the master is scared! ”

Hu Da burped as he spoke, and then twisted his neck.

A clump of hair followed Hu Da unhurriedly, and when Hu Da walked into the dark, the clump of hair quietly stuck to Hu Da's scalp, followed by a weird laugh.

"Giggles"

The strange hair, attached to Hu Da's scalp, followed Hu Da into Hu's house. Hu Da is greedy for alcohol, and the Hu family's little guys are no longer surprised, especially when the family is at a funeral, Hu Da will always be as drunk as today. After helping Hu Da to bed, the little guys covered the doors and windows and retreated.

When the sky was bright, Hu Da woke up. At first, he just felt that his head was very heavy, as if he had fallen two heads, but when he got up to check, he felt that there was nothing abnormal, so he asked the little maid to bring the sobering soup, and slowly came back to his senses.

"Uncle, are you up? The little ones have something to report! ”

Standing outside the door was Hu Da's personal servant. This little guy was originally a beggar wandering on the street, and when Hu Da saw that he was very fierce when he fought for food with others, he took him back to Hu's house and took him as his own person.

"What's the matter, let's talk about it!"

Hu Da rubbed his temples and glanced out of the door. I just feel that today's sunlight is very different, a little white, and it is still the kind of dazzling, dizzying white.

Hu Fu cautiously pushed the door in, saw Hu Da rubbing his temples, and hurriedly stood behind Hu Da and helped him rub it: "There is news from Yunzhai that Master Yun has gone!" Also, the Bai family's dumpling restaurant suddenly changed owners, saying that Mrs. Bai was sick, so she left a message and let her distant niece take over. I got up early, and the little one had already gone over there to see it, and it was indeed a change, and it was being renovated with great fanfare. ”

"Suddenly take over! What's so strange here? ”

"I knew that the master would ask, so the little one also went to check. The result is that Mrs. Bai intended to hand over this dumpling restaurant to her distant niece as early as half a year ago, and the relevant deed has already been changed, and it is retained. As for the identity of this new owner, the little one also inquired, he came from Luoyang, the capital of the gods, and it is said that he fell in love with our place and was ready to open a rouge shop. ”

"Rouge shop?" Hu Da paused: "Why did this good dumpling restaurant become a rouge shop?" It's hard to ......"

"I'm worried! Turned into a rouge shop, probably because this new owner is good at this. Speaking of this new master, you have heard her name before, sir. Her surname is Xing, her name is Ruyi, and she is as famous as Ji Shengtang Liu, who is known as Saihuatuo, in Luoyang, the capital of God, and she is a goddess doctor who has only appeared in the past year. He has some reputation in the gods. She is in Luoyang, and she also opened a rouge shop, called Ruyi Rouge Shop. ”

"The one you mentioned to me earlier?"

"Back to the master, yes!" Hu Fu said, leaning closer to Hu Da, "The little one also inquired, this criminal treasurer, his style of acting is the same as that of the white lady, and he is very weird. So I have a small doubt, I don't know if this criminal shopkeeper has also taken over the things we operate. After all, the old man of the Yun family is no longer there, and when Mrs. Bai left, there was no explanation, so whether our money-making business should stop here, or continue, master, you also have to give a small clear word here. ”

"You said that this is a money-making business, could it be that because that old thing is dead and Madam Bai is gone, we won't make this money?" Hu Da said, with a hint of ruthlessness in his eyes: "If you want me to say, it's okay if those two people are gone, and this business will be our Hu Da monopoly in the future." The one in the well, have you gone to see it? ”

"Back to the master, the little one only went to see it before he came, and as before, nothing has changed." Hu Fu's eyes flickered: "It's just"

"Just what? Say a word, you can say it all the time, it seems that over the years, my lord and I have carried you for nothing. ”

"Don't be angry, sir! The little one just wanted to ask the master, does the master continue to accept the new lady? ”

"Do you want me to explain these things to you, master? Master, what do I say, it is also one of the best in this cloud family set, if there are not a few young and beautiful ladies and concubines in my house, wouldn't it be a joke for others to see. ”

"The old man scolded. It's just that the affairs of our Hu family are messy outside, and there is everything to say. Hu Fu glanced at Hu Da's face and said in a low voice: "It's even more outrageous, saying that you are a wife!" ”

"Wife?" Hu Da snorted coldly: "Being able to be restrained by the master and me, that is also a blessing!" ”

"The little ones think so too, but the coarse people outside may not be able to think so thoroughly. The matchmaker also passed the word earlier, saying that it was a girl who matched her heart, and it was not easy to find. ”

"It's hard to find here, and it's hard to find it outside. The lord didn't believe it, he used a lot of silver, and there were spacious courtyards to live in, and some people didn't want to come in and enjoy the blessings. You go, find a few more matchmakers, and tell them that as long as the people you find are in line with the master's heart, the master will double the reward. Hu Da said, turning his neck: "How is the second master's affairs going?" If it happens, our Hu family's business will only be smoother. ”

"The second master has been nesting in the well for the past few days, and when the little one went earlier, he saw a slight joy between the second master's eyebrows, and I think there must be good news in the next few days." Hu Fu said, helped Hu Da up, and went to get new clothes to help Hu Da change. When the corner of his eye fell on Hu Da's shoulder, he was slightly stunned, and then took advantage of Hu Da's inattention to pick up the handful of hair that had fallen out and hid it.

When Hu Da got up, he only felt dizzy, and the back of his head sank badly.

"Later, let the housekeeper come over and take a look, the master always felt that the house was a little cold, let him take a closer look, is it because of the rain a while ago, this house is a little damp. It's cold, let him not save money for his grandfather, and give him a few more pots of carbon fire. ”

"Don't worry, I've written it down." Hu Fu said, hurriedly found a thick coat and carefully put it on Hu Da: "What is the master going to do today?" Whether to go to see the second master, or go out for a walk. ”

"When there is something happening at home, the mood of the master is depressed, you go to the Cuihong Mansion to reserve a seat for the master, I heard that there is a new girl there, who is the best at singing. Tell her, you want to listen to the comfortable! ”

"The little one will go and arrange it for the master!"

"Wait a minute!" Hu Da called out to Hu Fu: "Mrs. Bai's dumpling restaurant, I always feel strange." Before going to the Cuihong Mansion, let's go to the dumpling restaurant first...... Oh, I should say it's the rouge shop to take a look. ”

"Yes, sir!" Hu Fu said, retreated, and closed the door again by the way.

After closing the door, he breathed a sigh of relief and took out the hair hidden in his sleeve.

"In addition to eating and drinking every day, I am greedy for beauty and sex, and I also do some hurtful things, so it's no wonder that my hair falls out like this." Hu Fu threw his hair in the grass with a little disgust, shook his sleeves carefully, and then walked out quickly.

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