Guo Fatzi rubbed the place where I had kicked and said, "Sister Su promised me that when I came back from Taihang Mountain, she would buy me a notebook." ”

"You..."How could I know such a shameless fat man.

"Brother Jiu, don't be angry! Why don't you get the notebook? Guo Fatzi shrunk his neck.

"Get out!" I yelled hysterically. Made, that Su Mengke approached me, the motive was not pure, now go to find the grave of the old hero, Jiang Ye repeatedly beckoned to be low-key, not to let outsiders know, this dead fat man is good, he has not yet set off to recruit Su Mengke, if there is something wrong with the cemetery of the old hero, how can I have the face to face Jiang Ye and the old lady.

Subsequently, I taught Guo Fatzi a hard lesson, and asked the stammering to stare at Su Mengke, don't let her drill anything. In the end, I even let out cruel words, we can die, and there can be no problems in the cemetery, which is the professional ethics of our coffin bearers.

After discussing these things, I led Guo Fatzi and Stammering to catch up with Na Su Mengke.

After staying with Su Mengke for less than three minutes, I found that this woman seemed to be very familiar with Taihang Mountain.

She told me that the eastern foothills of Taihang Mountain are located on the border of Quyang, east of Baoding, west of Xushui County, because Taihang Mountain is very high, the temperature in the mountain is very low, and there are only one or two degrees at noon.

So, we bought some warm clothes and went straight to Quyang's car. After arriving in Quyang, I wanted to take the bus directly to Taihang Mountain, and Su Mengke was rich and rich, so he didn't want to squeeze the bus, so he chartered a jeep.

The price we negotiated with the jeep driver was 600 yuan to take us to the eastern foothills of the Taihang Mountains.

Who knows, the road was bumpy for several hours, and the driver said that the road in the mountains was full of potholes, the car was too worn, and six hundred yuan was not worth it, so let's increase the price to one thousand.

As soon as I heard the driver's complaints, none of us spoke, there are too many drivers who sit on the ground and start the price these years, as long as we endure it.

Seeing that we didn't say anything about it at all, the driver's attitude became worse and worse, and he scolded all the way, and in a remote place, he stopped the car, and said in a Hebei Mandarin: "Six hundred yuan, can only be sent to this location, either give me another four hundred to send you to your destination, or get off here." ”

I raised my eyes and looked at the sky, it was already dark at this time, and there were barren mountains and forests all around, not to mention cars, not even human figures.

"Brother driver, it's not easy to go out, so sitting on the ground is no different from robbery, right?" I said with a calm face.

"Brother Jiu, why are you talking nonsense with him, there are four of us, he only has one person, and if you talk nonsense, you will just grab the car and leave!" Guo Fatzi raised his hand and knocked on the driver's head with his cane, and said, "Uncle, didn't you use your brain when you said this?" ”

"Fatty!" I stopped Guo Fatzi's behavior and said, "When you go out, don't cause trouble." ”

"Brother Jiu, why are you always so humble, you are bullied to the head." Guo Fatzi withdrew his crutches and muttered.

I glared at him and said angrily: "Every line of work is not easy, you must know how to respect other people's industries." ”

After speaking, I arched my hand to the driver and said sorry, "Brother driver, the 600 fare is your own name, which means that there is some money to be made, if you leave us here, I'm afraid it's a little unreasonable, if you make trouble at the police station, I'm afraid it's you who will be embarrassed." ”

I said this in all aspects, I thought that the driver would be soft-hearted, but who knows, he sneered, his attitude was very tough, and said: "Six hundred get off here, and one thousand will be sent to the destination." ”

"Mara, you're a stray hair." Guo Fatzi was angry, and he forgot to speak Mandarin, so he said our Hengyang dialect.

As he spoke, he picked up his crutches again and was about to hit the driver. In this regard, I am also drunk, and Guo Fatzi is too irritable. grabbed his crutches, scolded Guo Fatzi a few words, and was about to say something nice to the driver.

Who knows, the driver snorted, opened the car door and fled, and ran away without looking back.

Seeing this scene, I was stunned, the driver didn't want the car? That's! I don't know what's going on, I feel a little uneasy in my heart, and I always feel that this scene is too abnormal.

"Made, you run fast, or Lao Tzu will beat you to death with a cane." Guo Fatzi scolded and sat in the driver's cab.

"Guo Fatty!"

Now, I'm really angry, let's not talk about whether Guo Fatzi can drive, just our behavior, it's a bit like robbing a car, if we get to the police station, the four of us will become robbers, and if we are arrested, we will squat for a lifetime.

"Brother Jiu." The stammerer called me out in the back seat and said, "Something is wrong. ”

I nodded and yelled at Guo Fatzi, "Hurry up and get out of the driver's seat." ”

Before the words could land, an incredible scene happened.

I saw that the driver who had escaped earlier came back, leading dozens of people behind him, holding hoes in their hands, and they should be dressed as local villagers.

When I saw this, I secretly screamed that it was not good, we should have met the legendary black car, Made, how could this be? When I rented a car before, I was worried about encountering a black car, so I looked for a lot of drivers, and finally saw the honest hand of the jeep driver, so I rented his car.

Unexpectedly, I still encountered a black car.

"What to do?" Stammered asked.

"Lock the door first." I shouted at them, locked the door on the side, rolled the window glass up, and they followed my example and locked the door behind me.

However, it turned out that I was still too tender. The driver took out a black object from his body, two fingers in size, pressed it, and the car rang, and the lock went up.

Seeing this scene, I was stunned for a long time, what is so high-tech, I pressed the lock down again, the car rang again, and the lock was lifted again.

Made, what the hell is in the middle of the day, is this car not going to get along with me, I was a little angry, pressed the lock of the car, and pressed my palm on it, thinking, there should be no problem this time!

"Brother Jiu, even if you press hard, it's useless, the driver has a lock." Su Mengke said with a smile in the back seat.

I said a word, but I didn't speak.

To tell the truth, at that time, I really didn't know what a car lock was, but I was embarrassed to ask Su Mengke, one couldn't pull off that face, and the other was that I didn't have time to ask about the situation in front of me, because the driver led dozens of villagers to surround the car.

"Little fat man, didn't you just say how human you are? What now? The driver stood on the edge of the cab, knocked on the window, and said with a smile.