Chapter 12: Hongjun Ancestor's Red Envelope!
Ding——
Congratulations on grabbing the three "thousands of miles of marriage"
Ding——
Congratulations on grabbing the Hongjun ancestor red envelope "Broken Delusional Eye"
Ding - grabbed the red envelope of Hongjun Ancestor ""Mixed Yuan Sanctification" Heart Law Jade Jane"
Deposited into a treasure chest.
"Rub, three kills, luck is bursting, Hongjun Ancestor actually sent out red envelopes, that is the incarnation of the way of heaven.
He once saw a poem on the Internet that has been circulated far away:
Lying high on the nine clouds, the futon is true;
Outside the Xuanhuang of heaven and earth, I should be in charge of the sect;
Pangu gives birth to Taiji, two instruments and four elephants;
One is passed on to three friends, and the two teachings are explained;
The leader of the Xuanmen is a big gas. ”
Hongjun Ancestor is, Yuan Shi Tianzun, Tongtian Sect Master, and Taishang Laojun's master.
That's the most powerful guy!
Sure enough.
After Hongjun's red envelope was distributed, the group was quiet, and the group chat that was originally swiped by the red envelope suddenly became silent, replaced by the envy and jealousy of the whole group members.
Jade Emperor: "Damn, who snatched Hongjun Ancestor's "Mixed Yuan Becomes Sanctified"!! (countless shocked expressions). ”
Yuan Shi Tianzun: "No, the master even sent out the "Mixed Yuan Sanctification", it is the thing at the bottom of the box, is this the rhythm of the master to accept apprentices?"
Tongtian Sect Master: "Okay, good, good, it's always the three of us, and we can't even get together a table to play mahjong, but now it's okay, and finally four people have been gathered." (Three laughing emojis)
Taishang Laojun: "Yes, yes, yes, it's too boring to always fight the landlord, it's really lonely to be invincible!!"
Yuan Shi Tianzun: "Taishang Laojun, do you dare not calculate, every time we do everything, you are clear, do you want your old face??? you are so shameless, our Interpretation Alliance will no longer wholesale pills from you." (N angry emojis)
Taishang Laojun: "Don't, junior brother, I'm your own senior brother!" (three aggrieved expressions).
Tongtian Sect Master: "That's it, I know if I can cheat, and I can still have a good time!!" (three unhappy expressions).
Taishang Laojun: "Forget about the beginning, you are embarrassed to say that you are a loser, the last time you played cards, you came out of your hand six twos, you explain to me!" (three scolding expressions).
Tongtian Sect Master: "Yo-la-yo, my mother called me !! to eat" (three snickering expressions).
......
After the three bigwigs disappeared for a long time, no one in the group began to speak.
Tota Heavenly King: "Damn, the big guys are finally gone, my little heart is scared, I didn't grab anything, I missed the opportunity to become a disciple of the ancestor." (three crazy expressions).
Bull Demon King: "Evil, I actually missed such a god-given opportunity, I really want to become a disciple of the ancestor." (N crying emojis).
Chenghuang: @林小白大仙, I want to hug my thighs, do you still have a place!!
The third prince: "What a bad luck, who is Lin Xiaobai? Why haven't you heard of it, who knows how to ask for an answer?"
......
Looking at the news on the screen, Lin Xiaobai couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
Hongjun Ancestor's super big red envelope exploded so many gods in the group at once.
What's more, they actually focused their eyes on themselves, I'm a mortal!
If the fact that he is a mortal is exposed, he will be kicked out of the group chat.
Ma Dan, I don't want to do this, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge.
Lin Xiaobai no longer cares about the irrigation in the group, and now the most important thing for him is the super red envelope of Hongjun Ancestor, guessing that the meat in his mouth is the real meat.
He's looking forward to it!
Click on the treasure chest to open the list of items.
""Mixed Yuan Sanctification" Remarks: Created by Hongjun Ancestor, the saint-level immortal cultivation secret book, the end of the technique, the mixed yuan sanctified. (PS: Peace be upon you!)
"I'll take it, this is the exercise created by Hongjun Ancestor. Lin Xiaobai was excited.
"But then again, Hongjun Daozu's red envelope profile is really concise, but what does the latter mean to wish you peace?" Lin Xiaobai was a little puzzled.
"Delusional Eye" Note: One eye in the hand, through the wall perspective is not a dream! (three provocative expressions).
(PS: It also treats myopia, cataracts, windward tears, pink eye...... , do not look at the price to see the efficacy !!)
"Damn, this is a special spoof, but the treatment of myopia can be tried, and it is strange and ugly to always wear glasses when you become an immortal in the future. Lin Xiaobai thought secretly.
But today's harvest is really too great, thinking of this, Lin Xiaobai couldn't help but look up to the sky and smile.
"Hahaha"
As soon as the words fell, the two sides of the alley suddenly remembered the sound of shouting.
"Rush!"
As the sound sounded in both directions, Lin Xiaobai's laughter stopped abruptly, looked up at the front of him, and looked back behind him.
One side is holding a stick, a keyboard, a chair...... crowds of students dressed up;
The other side is armed with a watermelon knife, a baseball bat, a fruit knife...... of non-mainstream gangsters.
Am I in a gang fight?
I haven't heard of any gangs around here! If it's a gang fight, what kind of trouble is it holding a sign that says "Long live the goddess"? It's a gang that is not simple!!
Well, there is even a person with nail clippers in the non-mainstream gang, Lin Xiaobai couldn't cry or laugh.
Brother, you are very thoughtful, I am optimistic about you!
As everyone knows, just as Lin Xiaobai is thinking nonsense, the psychology of the other two people is also imaginative!
Brother Long with a wooden stick: Damn, this kid is here with so many people, why is it so non-mainstream, the number of people on both sides is evenly matched, what can I do if we fight later? No, the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, do I run now or run now or now?
Passerby A holding the keyboard: Ma Dan, why are there so many people on the other side, Brother Long's grandson will definitely run after a while. No, I'm going to withdraw too, but the keyboard was brought out of the Internet café, and the boss won't take the opportunity to deduct my time, right?
Passerby B with a chair: I'm going to go, the other side is so well equipped. Dad, how can I bring a stool out of my brain, it's so heavy, or I won't want to finish the stool in a while? Dad! It's not that I don't think about our Internet café, it's that the stool is too heavy. No, when I came out, I saw a grandson who copied the keyboard with his hand, should I report him when I go back?
Brother Dog with a watermelon knife on the other side: Ma Dan, Erjo, you wait for me, that kid brought so many people, you didn't even notice anything, after this fight, I will see if Lao Tzu will beat you up as a son of a bitch. No, I'm going to calm down, let them rush forward first, I'll follow!
Passerby C, holding a baseball bat on the other side: Peat, there are so many people on the other side, how can you fight? By the way, look at Brother Dog, Brother Dog must have been in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years. Brother Dog is mighty, Brother Dog is invincible. But my baseball bat was touched from Brother Dog's house, and Brother Dog would beat me up if he found out after a while, or should I buy a pack of cigarettes to honor Brother Dog, should I buy Hongta Mountain? Or Furong King?
The passer-by pinching the nail clippers on the opposite side: I'll take it, there are a lot of people on the other side, what should I do? Run or not? No, today is the first day I mess with the dog, I must behave well. Brother Dog, you are my spiritual pillar. Brother Dog, I'm going to start rushing, do you see me? Do you see me? I'm your most heartfelt little brother!!
At this time, Lin Xiaobai ......