Chapter 158: Sometimes I'm a Monk
When Tian Xixi returned to the sports school, those basketball boys and girls looked at me reluctantly.
In fact, they are looking for an opportunity to get revenge on me!
I didn't even look at them and left the sports school.
As soon as I walked to the door of the dormitory, I happened to see salted duck eggs standing in front of several table tennis cases, watching others play table tennis.
I smiled and greeted, "Duck Dan, why are you in a daze here?" ā
"Ahh
After she finished speaking, she couldn't stop talking, she has changed a lot recently, the biggest change of all, I don't even recognize her, and I don't joke with me much.
In the past, Salted Duck Egg was a crazy woman, but now that she knows that she can live like a normal person, she has changed so much?
"It just so happens that I took over a haunted murderous mansion from a friend, can you help, they promised to give money!"
Although Teacher Luo Liet didn't clearly say it, there are still 35000, because this kind of thing involves a hundred-year plan.
I remembered that salted duck eggs are a self-respecting girl after all, and she definitely doesn't want to eat me and take me, isn't she embarrassed?
Sure enough, as soon as I said this, her eyes lit up, hehe, I thought to myself that I was really blindfolded, and the salted duck eggs were worried about the trivial things of life.
After all, I am not her real relative, for example, if she wants to buy new shoes and new clothes, she must be embarrassed to tell me, which can be regarded as indirectly helping her. Input subtitles at the site: нeƬ Уа Šgе·Дом to watch the new chapter
"When are you going?"
The salted duck egg said happily, and returned to its lively appearance, and I grinned: "Tomorrow night, set off on time!" ā
The next day of class, I learned that Sun Guangtou's cousin, Sun Zisi, had come next door to me and was my classmate.
This time, he took off those large gold jewelry, and also wore a gold-rimmed glasses, looking polite.
I'm talking nonsense with Dongfang Liang!
He actually greeted me: "Hello, little evil! ā
I can't imagine that he would have to shake my hand.
What kind of civilized person to pretend, I don't like this, let you know how strong my hands are.
I then stretched out my hand, and Sun Zisi also stretched out his finger and looked at me solemnly.
Start
I didn't know that the student screamed.
The two of us began to work hard, how can I say that I have also taken the demon pill, and often meditate and practice, rowing and swimming since childhood, this hand has a lot of strength.
But the other party is not too weak, the strength of that finger is like a steel bar, no wonder they dare to fight me.
"Uh-huh......"
He pinched my tiger's mouth hard, and I immediately gasped, damn, you still know acupoints, this place is a fire defeat hole, as long as the lungs and hearts are too hot, just massage here.
Now I don't have any anger, he pinched my acupoint, it was like killing someone, although I was in pain, but my face pretended to be fine.
Pretend to be the best at me!
I also pinched his jaws as well.
"Hmm......" I squeezed hard, and I saw Sun Zisi's face change dramatically, and I almost screamed.
I'm proud, and I'm pretending, you're a little worse, because my brother is pretending all the time.
He couldn't stay calm, in fact, he and Sun Guangtou came to this academy, the first task was to guard Dongfang Liang, don't let me take advantage of it, and the second goal was to hit me, it was best to let me leave this academy.
Dongfang Liang is the person Sun Guangtou has a crush on, in fact, that Sun Guangtou is in his thirties, Sun Guangtou is embarrassed to shoot directly, but he still made a move, but he didn't kill me, so he sent two brothers, thinking that he could bring me down.
I smiled and said, "Grandson, how is it, are you still competing with Lao Tzu?" ā
I pinched his tiger mouth again, and turned it again, Sun Zisi's whole body trembled like electricity, and begged for mercy: "Brother, I want to go to the toilet!" ā
"Go to the toilet, with my permission?"
I added a little more strength, Sun Tzu's art of war, the poor will chase, just take the opportunity to defeat his self-confidence.
It wasn't until the sweat from his forehead fell that I let go of his fingers, wondering if the wine tycoon's son was nothing more than that, and that there would be something new next time.
After dinner, I took the salted duck eggs and went to find Tian Xixi together.
The three of us immediately rushed to the haunted house, although this house was haunted, but after all, it cost a lot of money, so Tian Xixi thought to himself, as long as there is a way, we can continue to live.
Buying a house now is not easy, and many people often struggle all their lives just for a house.
Salted duck eggs now don't even have a home, seeing Tian Xixi's big villa is very envious, looking around, and exclaiming: "Sister's house is so big, so spacious!" However, there is indeed a yin aura! ā
The props for recovering ghosts with salted duck eggs are also very simple, they are all gadgets, pencil cases, black bottles, black boxes or something, she told us to turn off the lights.
Tian Xixi turned off the light, salted duck egg took out her black box, and made it mysterious, she was still wearing a scarf hat.
She recited the incantation at a rapid pace, "The Night's Watch guards the night until dawn............
Not long after, I saw a little imp in green clothes popping out of his black box, I went, I haven't seen it for a long time, and it said that it had saved our lives.
But this little ghost in Tsing Yi is not visible to ordinary people, Tian Xixi can just feel the gust of the wind, so he squeezed my hand hard, her strength is too great, the sports school coach yes......
I forgot that I was even afraid, and said to Tian Xixi tremblingly: "Sister Xixi, don't pinch me so hard, it's just a little ghost, my friend will help you get it right away!" ā
The little ghost in green clothes wandered around, and after a while, a blue dead ghost was dragged out of the wall, and this dead ghost stuck out its tongue very long, as if it had been strangled to death.
Her fish-like eyes glanced at me, and she knelt down on the ground and said, "Ask the mage for mercy!"
"Huh!"
I looked at her strangely for a while, it was the first time a ghost saw someone kowtowing, what was the situation, so I coughed and said in a deep voice: "Master Ben is here, what grievances are there, come quickly!" ā
"I was killed here, and my body is still in the cracks of the wall, because there are no bones, so I can't be reincarnated, I can only be a lonely ghost!"
She said pitifully, I knocked on my head, and sure enough, it was a murder, so I said, "Who harmed you?" ā
"My man, Zhao Zhihui!"
After I listened, I asked Tian Xixi: "Do you know, Zhao Zhihui?" ā
"Zhao Zhihui is the one who sold me the house!"
Tian Xixi was already stupid when he saw this scene, he could actually talk to a ghost, and there seemed to be two shadows in the darkness, and it didn't take long for me to say Zhao Zhihui's name again.
She was suddenly frightened and trembling, and I hurriedly comforted her.
I asked what happened again, and it was unimaginable to say that this woman was killed here by her husband Zhao Zhihui because she didn't get along with her husband.
In the end, the corpse was hidden in the wall, and there may not be a chance to transport it out.
"Go and reincarnate, I'll find someone to collect your body!"
Under normal circumstances, there are two ways to deal with lonely souls and wild ghosts, one is to exceed, and the other is to let the guards of the underworld catch them back.
Generally speaking, it is the best place to get the transcendence of the mage, and if you are lucky, you can directly leave the mortal world, but most people have to go to the underworld to experience karmic retribution in order to get out of the sea of suffering.
I thought about it, took out my Dharma book, and began to read the transcendent scriptures to him:
"The Buddha said that all dust is suffering, all dust is suffering, the Buddha said that all the Dharma is the Dharma, and the Buddha said that all sentient beings have the ...... of the Buddha."
After thinking for a few minutes, I saw that this lonely ghost turned into a golden light and disappeared.
I did another good thing, hehe, I closed the ancient line book passed down by my ancestors, I didn't expect it to work so well, I feel like a monk.
Then we dug through the wall and found that there was a female corpse inside, and the corpse was so stinky that I almost threw up when I saw it.
"Leave it alone, I'll call the police and ask them to take them away!"
Tian Xixi's expression was not quite right, and a few of us left in a hurry.
"This ritual that you are asked to do, should it mean?" Tian Xixi suddenly thought of this, so he asked.
"It's all my friend's help, you can give her as much as you want, it doesn't matter if you don't!"
After I finished speaking, Tian Xixi took out a stack of head tickets and handed them salted duck eggs.
helped three people at a time, and the old man's merits are infinite......
"Are you a monk or a Taoist?" Tian Xixi looked at me in surprise.
"Sometimes I'm a monk, sometimes I'm a Taoist, Ami Tofu!"