Chapter 20: Life
The next day, Lu Yu got up early in the morning for the first time, he diligently put instant noodles and spicy strips on the front shelves, and then put the bow-tie voice changer and C14 Gauss rifle on the middle and back shelves, and the small Wanjie supermarket was full of goods for the first time.
For him, life is not only about pretending to be invincible and invincible, but also about making money and making money.
With that done, he turned on the TV and prepared to watch the news.
CBS TV, the reporter stood in front of a broken building.
Lu Yu felt a little inexplicably familiar at a glance, he paused for a moment, and remembered, isn't this the high-rise building that he regarded as a handrail yesterday?
Reporter: Yesterday, a giant attacked the Manhattan district of New York, causing hundreds of meters of street collapse and the destruction of a high-rise building, affecting dozens of buildings.
Some experts estimate that the direct damage caused by the attack amounted to more than $10 billion and indirect losses amounted to more than $70 billion, and the government is currently investigating the identity of the giant and seeking compensation.
Direct loss of 10 billion?
Indirect loss of 70 billion?
In other words, I transformed into Ultraman once, and I was saddled with a debt of 70 billion?
Lu Yu burst into tears.
I worked hard for more than a month, and I didn't even earn 100 million US dollars, and I went out to pretend to be forced once, and I was saddled with 70 billion debts, and I had to live up for the rest of my life.
Wrong wrong!
Lu Yu shook his head and thought, "This is not the debt on my back, this is the debt on the back of Ultraman Tiga, and I am not Ultraman Tiga, why should the debt be counted on my head." ”
Thinking about it like this, the sadness in his heart dissipated a little, and at the same time, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that there was something wrong with the CBS reporter.
What are you doing investigating the identity of the giant, don't people say that they are aliens from the M78 nebula? Also investigate, investigate a yarn.
"System, no one should see it before and after I transform." Lu Yu asked.
"Nope." The system answers.
"Oh, that's good." Lu Yu was relieved, then looked at the TV and complained, "American reporters and the government are just unreliable, and it is much more reliable to find an insurance company to settle a claim than to find an alien to compensate for compensation." ”
He decided to change the channel.
ABC TV: The chief CEO of Metropolitan Insurance said that the disaster was man-made, not a natural disaster, and that American insurance companies should not be responsible for compensation, and he also pointed out that the government should go all out to find the whereabouts of the giant that appeared yesterday in order to seek compensation.
"These insurance companies will just pass the buck and have no solution at all." Seeing this, Lu Yu expressed his disdain, the inferior nature of the capitalists was undoubtedly exposed at this time, and there was no action to worry about the country at all.
Lu Yu said that he didn't want to see the ugly face of the capitalist, so he decided to change the channel again.
NBC: The Manhattan Insurance Company declared bankruptcy yesterday .......
It's fast......
Lu Yu decided to change the channel again.
Fox TV: A senior U.S. military officer said that the giant would definitely be found, and he said that the giant should be hidden on the earth, and the military has taken action.
"Shameless, if you hadn't made that abomination beast, would you have attracted the giants?" Lu Yu expressed his deep disgust for the behavior of the American GIs.
These people really don't want any face at all.
He decided to change the channel.
CW TV, S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury appeared in front of the camera as a White House spokesman: "At present, the White House has locked the identity of the giant who appeared in Manhattan, New York yesterday, and the military and the NSA will jointly carry out this arrest operation." ”
Lu Yu looked at Nick Fury on the TV with a horrified expression, "System, didn't you say that no one saw me transform?" ”
After asking, without waiting for the system to answer, he muttered, "No, if he asks him to reveal my identity, won't I have to bear a debt of more than 70 billion?" ”
As soon as he thought of the seven billion debts, he knew that there was a sacred and difficult task waiting for him to complete.
Just as he was thinking about whether he should move or move, a melodious sound suddenly came from his mobile phone.
"Who?"
"It's me, Coulson."
The familiar voice in his ears almost didn't make Lu Yu throw his phone out.
Coulson asked, "Little boss, do you know where that giant came from?" ”
"Haven't you S.H.I.E.L.D. identified the giant?" Lu Yu was already thinking about which country he would be better to move to.
Britain is too polluted, France is protesting all day long, and Australia is too large and sparsely populated for business...... Counting around, Japan is more appropriate.
There are many Japanese people and many consortia, and the most important thing is that there are many young ladies, and Kabukicho is everywhere, so it is just a one-stop solution for eating, wearing and drinking.
Coulson heard Lu Yu's rhetorical question and explained, "We didn't find out the identity of the giant at all, and the reason why the director said that on TV was to cooperate with the White House to reassure people." ”
It doesn't matter how important people are, just look at the stock market.
Since yesterday afternoon, the U.S. stock market plummeted by 1,500 points, evaporating nearly a trillion yuan of funds in one night, equivalent to the loss of 10 Manhattan districts, and what is even more terrifying is that the collapse of U.S. stocks has triggered a chain reaction.
If this continues, next year's S.H.I.E.L.D. funds will not increase, and if it is not cut in half, it will be considered God blessed.
"So the director asked me to ask you if you know anything about giants."
"Nope."
Lu Yu listened to Coulson's answer, and immediately threw the idea of moving to Java in his heart, "It's also the first time I've seen a giant, but I seem to have heard it say that it came from the M78 nebula, and I think it should be an alien." ”
"Also, Coulson, shouldn't we talk about compensation for the damage caused by your S.H.I.E.L.D. seizure of my Hill!"