California Institute of Technology.

Faculty cafeteria.

"Sheldon, how does it feel to go to class with Leonard?"

Owen joked.

"Hmph~"

Sheldon looked disgusted, and dragged his voice and said: "It's such a waste of time to teach this group of Labradors, I really can't figure out, why would someone instill in them mortals the false idea that hard work will lead to success, and with their qualifications, they can one day make a great contribution to theoretical physics?"

Hmph~ The people who say this are simply fooling them, and they are fooling them to death! I really feel sad for the future of science!"

"I guess after listening to Sheldon's class, the expressions of those graduate students will be very exciting~"

Howard quipped.

"You can't imagine it. ”

Leonard looked helpless: "One graduate student even threw up!"

He regretted asking Sheldon to lecture to the new graduate students, and of course it was not entirely without benefits, at least the graduate students who had listened to Sheldon's lectures would find that he was still very charismatic......

"Haha. ”

Rajesh added, "I guess all the graduate students will give their middle fingers when Sheldon turns around." ”

"That's not going to be. ”

Owen swept a figure in the afterglow, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Maybe there are graduate students who admire Sheldon very much, or even female graduate students?"

Leonard was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Owen, are you kidding?

"Dr. Cooper?"

At this time, a girl came over excitedly: "I'm Ramona Nowitzki, I listened to your class last night, and I feel that you are really a genius." ”

"That's what most people think. ”

Sheldon was extremely narcissistic about his genius, so he calmly replied.

Ramona is a true fan of Sheldon, having read all of Sheldon's papers, and a conversation that surprised Sheldon and elevated her from a stupid Labrador to a wise Labradoodle......

“holy shit！”

After Ramona left, Howard was stunned and exclaimed, "What did I just see?

"Can we date a female graduate student?"

Rajesh wondered.

"Absolutely. ”

Owen was very sure of it, "As long as you can date them, you can date them." ”

Leonard and Howard showed expressions of surprise, and the envy in their eyes could not be concealed.

"Damn! ”

Rajesh complained weakly.

"Leonard, are there any similar classes?"

Howard said excitedly: "Next time you invite me as a guest, I must show my charm in front of this group of fresh and delicious freshmen." ”

"I'm sorry. ”

Leonard said seriously: "To be a guest must be a doctor, so~"

Saying this, Leonard smiled cheaply: "But your suggestion is very good, I used to be too casual, what happened just now made me understand that even Sheldon can attract girls, I am sure I can too, it's time to show Dr. Hofstadter's charm." ”

“......”

The corners of Howard's mouth twitched, and he glared at Leonard with hatred, Leonard's words were not rough, he didn't have a Ph.D., and he really couldn't learn Sheldon's operation, but what kind of person was he, Howard? Just kidding, how could there be no workaround?

"Hey, babies, eat some more delicious pies, store a little more fat, reduce your charm, and keep those dirty handsome guys and men away from you, daddy I can wait~"

"Howard. ”

"Owen?"

"You're such a talent!"

Owen sighed: "You can be the king in the obscene world!"

"Agreed!×2!"

Leonard and Rajesh nodded in agreement.

"Thank you. ”

Howard accepted the praise of the three Owen without changing his face.

Ding dong!

Owen's mobile phone rang, picked it up and looked at it, the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled, and he pressed the connection.

"Hi, Rachel. Calm down, I know, now it's over? No problem! I'll be there in the evening!"

Hanging up the phone, Owen got up and smiled at everyone, "There's something to deal with over there in New York, guys, see you later." ”

"The woman's phone must be some deep resentment looking for Owen again, my God, if only I had one-tenth of Owen's charm. ”

After Owen left, Howard said enviously.

"Don't say a tenth, one percent I'm satisfied. ”

Leonard pouted.

"Me too. ”

Rajesh nodded in agreement.

"Based on the frequency of Owen's coitus, you won't be able to reach one percent of him in your lifetime. ”

Sheldon's daily stab: "Leonard can't even reach one thousandth." ”

“come on！”

Leonard exclaimed, "How is this possible! Why can't I even reach one thousandth?"

"It's true. ”

Sheldon raised his head, looked directly at Leonard, and said seriously: "According to calculations, as of now, the total number of women that Owen coitus has had has reached 5,210, up and down 66 people, one thousandth is 5.2 people, let's take 5 people, Leonard, how many women have you coitus?"

"I coitus...... Don't say coitus again!"

Leonard exclaimed, "I've had a lot of women too, okay?"

"For example?"

Howard tinkered with the knife on the side.

"There's Joyce King, Leslie Winkel......"

At this, Leonard paused, because he couldn't say any more.

"We should inform the editors of the Oxford Dictionary that the word 'many' has been redefined as 'two'. ”

Sheldon slashed at the knife.

"Hah! I despise you!"

After Howard laughed at Leonard, he raised his head, straightened his tight collar, and said with a smug smile: "Sheldon, you still have a vision, the data is very accurate, one percent, that is, 52 people, which is very consistent with reality."

If you don't say it, I really haven't noticed that I'm the most attractive man among us except for Owen!"

This smile was so annoying that Leonard wanted to throw the plate in his face.

“come on！”

Leonard shouted, "Can Howard have 52?"

"Absolutely. ”

Sheldon said seriously: "According to Howard's experience, the number of people he can coitus in his life is indeed close to 52, of course, 46 of them are paid. ”

“......”

Howard froze on the spot.

The corners of Leonard's mouth were raised high, and he dragged his voice and said, "Ha, that's the case~ So what happens when the paid quantity is removed?"

"You still have to ask me such a simple math calculation?"

Sheldon's brain circuit is completely different from Leonard's, and he muttered, "52-46, of course it's 4." ”

"Thanks, Sheldon. ”

Leonard looked at Howard mockingly: "This data is indeed very accurate~ Do you say, Howard?"

Rajesh mended: "I can testify that this data is very accurate, haha!"

“......”