Chapter 182: I Know the Truth, But What's the Story of This Song?
After Lu Yu told the gray wolf about the effect of the hoop spell, the gray wolf's eyes narrowed into a slit, and the light of a sheep was emitted inside, "This is a little difficult." ”
"How about a sheep?" Lu Yu threw out the killer move.
Sun Wukong fights Thanos or something, it's still very nice to see it.
"Two sheep."
"Deal."
The gray wolf was happy, and there were two more sheep in the account, this sheep is really profitable, as long as you make inventions, it is much easier than going to the sheep village to catch sheep.
After getting the promise, the gray wolf immediately started work.
Don't look at what he said is difficult, but in fact it was just a means of bargaining, and it really started, it was a matter of a wrench and a collar.
"That's it." A few minutes later, the gray wolf handed Lu Yu a collar with a bow tied on it and a notebook, "You put this collar on the person you want to control, and just use this spell on the notebook." ”
Lu Yu took the collar with a bow and looked at it, what kind of aesthetic is this gray wolf, why are all the things that come out are bows.
He felt that he had to save the aesthetics of the gray wolf, otherwise he would go out with the kind of props tied with a bow in the future, and those who knew knew that it was the gray wolf who did it, and those who didn't know thought he was a butterfly fetish.
Take a look at the spell written in the notebook again, come on, the aesthetics of the gray wolf are hopeless.
"Are you sure this thing can control Sun Wukong?" Lu Yu is still a little worried, after all, the gray wolf is a big scientist on the science and technology side, and Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, is the demon king on the fantasy side.
The two categories are different, and they may be invalid.
"You can rest assured, you can definitely control him, this king swears with the ** of the Pleasant Goat."
Swear by Pleasant Goat's **, what did you do to Pleasant Goat? Lu Yu made up the picture of the wolf and sheep battle in his brain, vomit!
However, so many props made by the gray wolf before all prove the gray wolf's creative ability.
He took out his mobile phone, called up the camera, took a picture of the collar, and sent a red envelope out, and at the same time Lu Yu @ Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, in the group.
"Wukong, come out and put on your hat."
After saying that, he came up with the idea of whether to dye the collar green.
After thinking about it, he quickly suppressed this thought, and silently thought in his heart that he would not die if he did not die.
Monkey King, the king of demon kings: "?"
What the hell is wearing a hat? I'm going out.
"Master Lu, what are you talking about, what are you wearing a hat, I don't understand." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, said with a kind face, "Donor, can you let me out, I still have the Diamond Sutra to finish, and if I don't go out, my master will scold me." ”
"Oh, you want to go out, put on a collar and come out." Lu Yu tempted, "The collar is in the red envelope, you can take it and put it on." ”
"Put on a collar and go out? I haven't read a book, don't lie to me. Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, looked unbelieving.
"Don't worry, I read a lot, I will never lie to you." Lu Yu patted his chest and said, he was not wrong, he would let him out if he wore a collar.
Monkey King, King of Demon Kings: "......." ”
I have a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not.
Forget it, I still won't talk about it.
Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, received the red envelope and looked at the collar in his hand, his eyes flashed with golden light.
Lu Yu didn't care when he looked at him, look at it, look hard, you have to be able to see what the black technology props made by the gray wolf are, don't call Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, just change your name to the great scientist Xiyangyang Sun Wukong.
"Donor, can I just put it on and come out?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, could only see that this collar was an ordinary collar after watching it for a long time.
"Yes." Lu Yu nodded and said, as long as you put it on, aren't you letting me handle it?
Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, raised his eyelids and glanced at Lu Yu, then closed them again, "I don't wear them." ”
You treat me as stupid, I won't understand such an obvious routine?
, why don't you play according to the routine.
You're out of three, I'm out of four, you're out of five, I'm out of six, and in the end I'm the king of the bomb, and I'm a big win, don't you want me to cheat if you don't play such a simple routine?
"Put it on, and I'll let you get rid of the seal of the Buddha." Lu Yu tried to seduce the monkey.
"Got rid of the seal of the old man and finally fell into your hands?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, sneered, since everyone has torn his face, he doesn't pretend to be kind.
Kind fart, when he was mixed with the Thirteenth Taibao in Huaguo Mountain, he carried a watermelon knife all the way from Nantianmen to Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the blood flowed like a river, when did he be kind?
If he hadn't been suppressed by the Buddha with Wuzhi Mountain, he wouldn't have pretended to change his mind and tried to trick Rulai into letting him out, but for nearly five hundred years, Rulai didn't have the idea of letting him out.
When you encounter a powerful power that may come to a stronger place, you will not be fooled at all.
In this case, what is the use of such useless hypocrisy.
"It's different, at least you hate Rulai, but you don't hate me." Lu Yu continued to try to tempt Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, "And I can not only help you get out of trouble, but also help you become stronger, so that you have a chance to find Rulai for revenge." ”
Tathagata...... Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, bared his teeth when he mentioned this name.
If you want to say that Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, hates the person the most, if Rulai ranks second, then no one ranks first.
He longed to press Rulai to the ground and rub it hard for a thousand years.
"Help me do things, a hundred years, and in a hundred years I will set you free." Lu Yu made his own conditions.
"Is it okay not to wear a collar?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, asked.
"No, you can't." Lu Yu replied.
Just kidding, if you don't wear a collar, I'll let you out, isn't it looking for death?
The king of demons, Sun Wukong, closed his mouth.
Lu Yu looked at him.
The two were divided into two realms, one standing in the sun and the other in the dark, looking at each other affectionately...... It's weird.
"Say something if you don't wear it, I'll leave if you don't wear it." Lu Yu didn't have the patience to wait for him to answer, everyone is an adult, and time is very tight.
"A word of caution, if I hadn't let you out, you'd probably be in that small space forever."
"Okay, I'll wear it."
Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, hung his collar around his neck and said to Lu Yu: "Now you should let me out." ”
"Don't worry, I'm a college student, I won't lie."
Lu Yu handed the phone to the gray wolf.
The gray wolf operated on it a few times.
The king of demons, Sun Wukong, appeared in the supermarket out of thin air.
The next moment, surging demonic power soared into the sky, and a giant ape phantom roared up to the sky.
"My grandson is finally free."