Chapter 2 Raising Zongzi
Chen Yun looked at me and said You are crazy, how can you have such a strange idea, if your every move is monitored by your grandfather, then why didn't he take the initiative to appear and come to see you?
I said that about this, I can't guess it, maybe he has a hard time, many signs are enough to show this, for example, before going to the grave, when I went to the prison guard who was in charge of guarding my grandfather with Ge Zhuang, the prison guard suddenly hanged himself strangely, and I still can't figure it out.
Chen Yun said, "You mean to say that the prison guard who hanged himself was killed by your grandfather?" ”
I hurriedly shut my mouth and shook my head and said I hadn't said that. At this time, Ge Zhuang suddenly said "Huh", played with the rhinoceros horn handed to me by the zongzi, and said that the little pumpkin, the two rhinoceros horns are not exactly the same, and the piece that the zongzi brother gave you is engraved on the back.
"Show me!" I hurriedly took it, put it on my hand and looked at it, and sure enough, I saw a very small pattern on the back of the rhinoceros horn, the lines on it were thinner than a hair, as if it was a miniature carving, and I couldn't see it without a magnifying glass.
Lao Zhong came over and urged us, saying that since Zongzi didn't plan to fight to the death with us, then let's leave here first, everyone was injured, and we had to find a hospital to deal with it as soon as possible.
I nodded and said okay, let's go! As soon as I put away the two rhinoceros horns, I saw Ge Zhuang stunned behind, looking in a circle towards the zongzi, and asked him what he was doing?
Ge Zhuang smashed his mouth and said Little pumpkin, this trip to the tomb has a bye, we haven't caught any benefits, I think this zongzi is a rarity, I don't know if we can get it back and ask the people in the zoo, will they accept it?
This grandson is lacking in virtue enough, and he actually hit the idea on the zongzi, and he still wants to buy a ticket to visit! I glared at him and said don't think crookedly, you kid, follow quickly, leave Brother Zongzi standing here to enjoy the sunrise, let's not disturb him.
In the final analysis, we were able to come back alive, thanks to the old brother Zongzi who acted at a critical time, Ge Zhuang's idea was too lacking in morality, I didn't plan to do that. Money is a good thing, but we have to talk about humanitarianism somewhat, right?
After that, the group walked towards the foot of the mountain, walking and walking, I found that the situation was not quite right, several times back, the zongzi followed us not far away, separated by a distance of ten meters, where we went, the big zongzi followed.
Ge Zhuang pondered that it was not a matter, and said that the little pumpkin, could it be because this zongzi brother had been delayed in the tomb for a long time, and he had been a bachelor for two thousand years, and finally saw a mother, so he couldn't help but fall in love with the eldest sister, so he came with him?
I slapped him on the door of the head, and said you shut up, Brother Zongzi wants to follow, let him follow, the world of flowers, beauties are like clouds, and he will be able to find other flower girls when he gets to a crowded place, and he will definitely not follow us anymore when the time comes.
Chen Yun had already redressed the wound with the help of Lao Zhong, and when he heard this, he raised his head and said, "You can't let Aguman go to a crowded place, what if he suddenly goes crazy and wants to drink human blood?" ”
I haven't considered the situation Chen Yun said, I thought about it twice, and I don't think it's a thing, in our eyes, Brother Zongzi is a great good citizen, helping us get rid of the risk of almost being buried alive, but people outside may not think so, especially if he looks like a dry corpse - not like, or a dry corpse - it will definitely cause chaos in a crowded place, what if you frighten the children?
Ge Zhuang scratched his ears and cheeks, and said Little pumpkin, it seems that we really can't leave the zongzi brother alone, if you want me to say find a sack to put it on, first get it back and find a place to hide it?
I said, do you want to feed zongzi at home? Ge Zhuang said that there is no way to do this, if we really let him go, maybe the old brother of zongzi will go out to suck human blood, and what if he gets more zongzi when the time comes? Even if he changes his ways, stops drinking human blood, and finds a flower girl to marry and have children, it will still be a small zongzi that will pop up at that time!
This dead fat man is full of lack of morality, I asked him to stop talking first, and then turned his gaze to Chen Yun, saying What do you think should be done with him?
Lu Chuan, who was lying on the back of the old clock, suddenly interjected, and said weakly, "Then there is no need to ask, when we find the car parked at the foot of the mountain, we will directly pour gasoline on it and burn him, and it can be regarded as eradicating a scourge for the world." ”
Ge Zhuang and I disagreed, and said shut up with a tiger face, how can you speak here, and you are the first one who should pour gasoline!
Chen Yun had no choice but to say, "Although we have gained a lot of precious archaeological data from this tomb visit, but it can really be called a cultural relic, but we have not brought out any of it, and we have lost so many people, I must review it to the top after I go back, there may be no way to deal with Aguman's affairs in a short period of time, otherwise Sima Nan, you will raise him first?" ”
"Really, let us raise it?" My eyes widened and I smiled bitterly, "What does this guy eat, what does he take to raise him?" ”
Chen Yun said that this is what you should consider, quickly, find a sack to pack Aguman first, and then go back to the city.
I said you can pretend? Don't ask people's opinions, what if the zongzi brother gets angry? Chen Yun glared at me and said, Do you want to walk on the street with a zongzi in the daytime?
I had nothing to say, walked to the foot of the mountain, first found a big bag from the truck compartment, and Ge Zhuang left and right, went around to the side of the zongzi brother, accompanied by a smiling face, and said Brother, be wronged, don't be afraid of the dark, we will let you out when you get to the place.
This Zongzi brother, who galloped through Padang two thousand years ago and was known as the undefeated god of war, was like a stone sculpture at this moment, allowing me and Ge Zhuang to take our pockets and put it on, tie it up and carry it into the back carriage, and there was no superfluous movement from beginning to end.
This also made me breathe a sigh of relief, for fear that one of his nerves would be stimulated and suddenly blow up and attack us.
It turns out that we are too worried, the old brother of Zongzi is very acquainted, I guess we thought that we would take him out of the dark and damp tomb, from then on eat and drink spicy food, the flower girl bathed and rubbed her back work, and since then to the peak of Zongzi's career, so he has been very cooperative, from beginning to end without even gasping for breath.
The return trip was boring, no more repeated, to the nearest county, our group of people were collectively admitted to the hospital, Lao Zhong and Ge Zhuang were the least injured, climbed out of the cliff when they were hit by rocks, just suffered some skin trauma, I gnawed on the back of the gerbil, leaving a lot of tooth marks, went to the hospital to remove the gauze and re-disinfect, the upper body was wrapped into a mummy.
The worst thing is Lu Chuan, this kid was shot like Chen Yun, but Chen Yun's arm was pierced by a bullet, and he was very lucky to avoid blood vessels and bones, but Lu Chuan was different, the bullet was stuck in the flesh, and he was already in a coma when he reached the hospital, and he was sent back to Chongqing overnight after the emergency operation.
Chen Yun also picked it up that day, saying that she was going back to report her work, and at the same time sent some archaeological data of the ghosts to it, leaving me and Ge Zhuang, as well as Lao Zhong and Brother Zongzi, to stay in Ba County for more than a week and return to Chongqing by boat.