Jiang Ke has never been a patient person, not to mention that he didn't have anything serious today, just to have dinner with an uncle who has no relatives and no reason.

That's right, that's what he thought.

He was invited to come, because he felt that Uncle Gurung had no wife and no children, and he was a lonely old man, and he was looking for himself to have a meal with him during the New Year, and as for himself, as a good young man with excellent traditional Chinese virtues, and at the same time, he could make friends with the New Year, and he still had to be satisfied.

It's just that I've been sitting here for a full twenty minutes, brushing Weibo after brushing the circle of friends, brushing the browser after brushing Weibo, and then brushing can only brush the toilet, people just don't come, is he going to heaven! It's too much! With this kung fu, it is better to accompany Xiao Su at home to watch Xiyangyang and the gray wolf.

Also, Jiang Ke wants to retract what he just said.

Just now, he thought that Xue Yuan, that is, the man who talked to Gu Xiaoxiao, was very smart, he would find topics and take advantage of loopholes, and he was a good pickleman.

As a result, after a while, the original form was revealed.

Many men are like this, the theory is very high, they understand everything, and the actual operation is over.

Like this Xue Yuan, he originally said it very well, even if Gu Xiaoxiao didn't have the heart to listen, all the attention was on Jiang Ke, but at least he hadn't driven him away.

But as he spoke, he found that beauties didn't like him at all, so he made a lot of mistakes that men would make, that is, he felt that all beauties were material, and he didn't bird because he didn't think he was wearing an international brand.

And so.

It's time to start the routine.

Although it is very tactful, for example, ordering two bottles of mineral water only needs 'Evian', and the store does not ask the waiter to deliberately add money to buy it in the supermarket. For example, for some reason, the BMW key ring was placed on the table. Another example is to praise Gu Xiaoxiao's good smell, it should be Chanel's limited edition perfume, he participated in a private dance party before, and the most popular Fan Xiaotong also uses this.

Anyway, outside of the words, don't look at what I'm wearing, in fact, I usually drink water for more than ten yuan a bottle, the car is a BMW, and I can participate in the dance party attended by celebrities, and I am a rich and tasteful upper-class person.

However, even if this kind of thing is said and done, no matter how tactful it is, no matter how technical it is, it is very stupid and middle-class in the eyes of many people, not to mention whether it is true or not, even if it is true, it sounds a little disgusting.

"Wow, have you seen Fan Xiaotong yet? Can you get her autograph? Gu Xiaoxiao didn't speak, Yang Zhen, who had been hanging around for a while just now, suddenly asked.

Obviously, she took it seriously.

Xue Yuan was a little annoyed, didn't he see that Lao Tzu was picking up girls? But as soon as he turned around, he saw Yang Zhen's small and fresh appearance, and suddenly eased up like a Sichuan opera changing face, and said: "Of course you can, Fan Xiaotong himself is the same as on the screen, he is approachable and has no shelves, let alone signing a signature, you can just ask for a signed photo, you are a waiter here?" The next time I see her, I'll ask her for it, and I'll send it to you. ”

Fan Xiaotong is approachable? Hearing this, Jiang Ke almost laughed, if that girl was approachable, there would be no rude and unreasonable in this world, this guy is really not bragging, he is making up nonsense at all.

However, Yang Zhen, who thought he was the principal of the first women's high school, had no doubts at all, and jumped up happily: "Thank you so much!" You're so nice! ”

Now she wants to enter the first women's high school even more, the principal is so powerful, she can be friends with big stars, and she is reasonable, she works tirelessly, and she can help strangers be couriers to deliver things, which is too rare.

Another important point is that he is so young, he looks like he is twenty-seven or eighteen years old, although he is not so handsome, not like the little fresh meat playing with his mobile phone at the next table, but it is not bad.

Men, in fact, whether you are handsome or not is secondary, ability is the most important thing!

Jiang Ke has some opinions on metaphysics and mysteries, but he doesn't know how to read minds, otherwise he knows that the little girl will definitely vomit if she calls herself Xiao Xianrou, and she is obviously an old fritter, okay!

smiled at Yang Zhen and nodded, and believed it when he said it, he was really a child, and then Xue Yuan asked Gu Xiaoxiao again: "Do you want her autographed photo?" If you want, you can leave me the phone number, and when I get it, I will contact you, and then we will make an appointment to meet you and send it to you. ”

Not only Jiang Ke, but when he heard this, some people at the other tables couldn't help laughing, this is catching up with the mouse, and if there is a hole, drill it.

"What do you say? What photo? Seeing Jiang Ke laughing, Gu Xiaoxiao called her soul back at this time.

"......" Xue Yuan was stunned, and he talked to himself for a long time, but people didn't listen to it at all?

No one is stupid, and even if they are stupid, they are not blind, Gu Xiaoxiao's eyes kept looking at Jiang Ke's side, Xue Yuan had already found out, but he never said it.

"I mean, Fan Xiaotong's signed photo...... If you like, ...... electricity."

Xue Yuan was about to run out of energy, Gu Xiaoxiao interrupted him directly this time, suppressed his impatience in his heart, and said as calmly as possible: "Can you go to another table to sit?" ”

"Huh? The person you're waiting for is coming? Xue Yuan looked at the door of the store, "No one is coming." ”

"You're not leaving? Then I'm gone. Gu Xiaoxiao really couldn't stay any longer, just at this moment she was already on pins and needles, Jiang Ke reacted to show that he was also paying attention to this table, and if he didn't leave, even if his uncle and friend didn't come, he would be misunderstood and entangled with this vernacular man.

"Don't don't, don't be angry, don't go, I'll go, I'll go......" Xue Yuan thought it was a beautiful woman playing tricks, so he quickly got up to appease, and reluctantly sat down in an empty position next to him, and smiled bitterly at Yang Zhen, who was still standing, expressing his embarrassment and helplessness.

In fact, it was not him who was embarrassed, but Gu Xiaoxiao, who was embarrassed and had no reason to leave all of a sudden.

"This man is sick!" She scolded Xue Yuan in her heart, which monkey moved to tease X, now it's okay, not only can she not leave, but she has also completely attracted Jiang Ke!

In fact, Jiang Ke didn't want to watch this kind of lively, but it was too boring to wait for Gu Long and others, and when he heard that they had new developments and dynamics, he couldn't help but turn his head to look, but Gu Xiaoxiao was finished, and he couldn't calm down.

She didn't know that she would blush, but now that Jiang Ke was facing it, her blushing chest was about to turn pink, and she held her arms in front of her chest very unnaturally, as if she was afraid that her clothes would fall off.

"It's over, King Xiang has a heart, the goddess has no dreams, no, it's the goddess who has someone else in her heart......" Seeing her like that, Yang Zhen shook his head and sighed. She knew that her 'good principal' was going to fall out of love.

first looked at Xue Yuan, who was full of frustration and anger, and then looked at Jiang Ke, who was a stunning little fresh meat, Yang Zhen was absolute, handsome was useless, and she still had to help her 'principal' at this time.

She's going to be a competent wingman and play a very nice assist!

"Oops......"