Chapter 22: Cheap Husband Bai Hua (2)
Ever since Yu Mengmeng heard someone go out, there had been no movement in the room. She just lay straight on the table and pretended to be dead, and it felt like a century had passed. It occurred to me that I should imagine something to overcome the pain of not being able to move.
From now on, rewind time to when I was training in school. At that time, she felt that the most difficult and painful thing was to stand in a military posture.
In the hot summer, everyone stood straight, although they were sore and tired, but they couldn't relax, because as soon as they relaxed, the instructor would stand next to them and shout, occasionally banging and banging......
However, Yu Mengmeng, your head show funny? Thinking about it is useful, I will only feel more tired!
But what to do, she really can't hold on anymore! I feel that if she continues like this, she will be a zombie snake!
Secretly opened his eyes, only to see Bai Hua sitting steadily, holding a book in his hand that he didn't know where to go, and holding a cup of steaming tea in his hand, very leisurely and comfortable.
Yu Mengmeng imagined himself, looked at the people again, and let out a long sigh. The snake's belly swelled on the table with a sigh.
Bai Hua glanced at the corner of his eyes, watching her writhing around, calculating the time, about two quarters of an hour had passed, and he was afraid that he would not be able to hold on. Seeing that she suddenly made a big noise, she said loudly: "Since you wake up, sit up." ”
Sit up, sit up! I thought I was afraid of you!
Thinking about sitting up, but the question is how does the snake sit? It's better to think about it and then act, otherwise you will make a mistake in front of people like a stupid snake, and you can't stand it!
First, sit like yourself before, with your butt next to the chair, and then naturally hang down your legs; If it is replaced by a snake, Yu Mengmeng imagined the appearance of a snake sitting on a chair with its body folded like a person, shaking the snake's head, forget it, it's too weird!
The second, coiled around like a snake - Yu Mengmeng chose the second plan without question. Anyway, if you're a snake now, you should look like a snake. It's even more because, if you really sit like a human, you might look like a mentally retarded dementia snake!
She is a highly educated girl in the 21st century, with manners, image, and temperament, which cannot be lost even if she becomes a snake.
So he climbed up to the chair along the corner of the table, coiled it upright twice, and then straightened up the rest of his body and looked up at Bai Hua with great effort.
Bai Hua quietly took in Yu Mengmeng's movements on the side, remembering that what Fang Cai Qianrong said was indeed right. She was afraid that she had really forgotten how to turn into a human form, which is why she did such a funny act. Moreover, if he is not mistaken, the snake in front of him is a level.
Cultivation is refined, but you can't even use such a simple spell as transformation? For the first time, I saw a demon who was more diligent in cultivation but more stupid.
deliberately put on a cultured and "I'm willing to talk to you well, and I'm willing to listen attentively to what you say", but the other party was silent again. Yu Mengmeng couldn't figure out what was going on. In modern times, I have never gotten along with big people, and I feel that they are too advanced and profound, and I can't handle them with this kind of paragraph. And the cheap husband in front of him is even more of a tyrant in the demon world, and he is an old monster who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, so naturally there is no way to know what he wants.
But before she came up with a perfect solution, she couldn't offend him. Although he learned from his master Xiao Li that he had the entire snake clan as his background, the father of this body was the king of the snake clan. However, she is not a real daughter now, but a daughter who got married; What's more, people have to bow their heads under the eaves. No matter how you say it, I can't afford to provoke the great god in front of me now.
But the master is really, why did he become a snake again before he could last two hours after his transformation? It's too unreliable!