Chapter 54: The Lame Elk
I sat on the mattress and was stunned for a long time, smiling bitterly and touching my face, it seems that I can't do it casually with people in the future, male creatures are ruthless and easy to stimulate male hormones adrenal glands, I am so dreamy and forgotten!
As soon as he changed his underwear and pants, Ge Zhuang came in from outside the tent with a plate with a big face, yawned and said Little pumpkin, why do I smell the smell of laundry detergent, you are a mother's pinch of hairy eggs again, right? Less is not good for your health.
I remembered that strange dream last night, and blushed a little, and said You think everyone is like you, what time is it?
Ge Zhuang said that at 6:50 in the morning, the sky was already bright, the climate of the Grand Canyon is really strange, why is it so early in March? I quickly put my pants on, and said it's all up, right? Did you encounter anything strange at the vigil yesterday?
Ge Zhuang laughed, laughing cheaply, and said that apart from your kid letting go of the empty gun, what else could be weird? By the way, you were beaten very hard yesterday, do you want your buddy to find a chance to help you get angry, the grass cage here is deep, and it's convenient to drag someone in. I said goodbye, it's better to get down to business, knock on the basin to wake them up, it's time to go!
Ge Zhuang carried a big basin to the outside of the camp and knocked on the "get up", I touched my shoulder, stood up and moved my muscles a few times, a little surprised. I took a few hits last night, and I thought it would hurt all over my body when I got up, why didn't I feel anything?
I opened the duffel bag, took out the safflower oil that Chen Yun prepared for everyone, took it in my hand and looked at it a few times, thinking that this medicinal wine works so well? It seems that I will have to go to the pharmacy to buy a few more bottles in the future.
After a while, the ancient blue tent was lifted again, and Chen Yun walked in and said How do you feel? I said it's okay, you guys are strong, by the way, did you have a spring dream last night? I dreamed of being with you, it's quite real.
Her face turned black in an instant, her neck was so angry that her neck was congested and red, and she said viciously Sima Nan, one day I will sew both you and the fat man's mouths with a needle and thread! She snorted and walked away, I touched the back of my head and smiled, hey, this woman!
After eating compressed biscuits early in the morning, everyone was collecting tents, and when I saw that one of the tents was still standing, I asked Ge Zhuang what was going on? Ge Zhuang said angrily, what else can happen, the eldest young master was forced by you to learn to bark last night, and the young master lost his temper and refused to get up!
I said let him go, let's go of ours, I really can't leave this rabbit cub here!
It wasn't until the team set off that Lu Chuan and the bodyguard caught up from behind bare-chested, saying Why don't you wait for me to leave? Chen Yun glanced at him, frowned, and said You can at least wear a pair of pants and come over again, okay?
Lu Chuan looked aggrieved, saying that you are in such a hurry to leave, and no one has informed me, so I don't have time to wear it. I saw that his smoke ring was red, I must have entered the tent last night and hugged the pillow and shed tears, and when I stared, this kid's face turned white, and he honestly hid in the woods to put on his clothes, and begged to stick to Chen Yun, Ah Yun, I apologize, I was not good last night, I was too impulsive, I also care about you, you will forgive me, right?
Ge Zhuang squinted his eyes and touched my elbow, and said with a smile This kid seems to have itchy skin again, why don't you go over and pee and tell him, whose acre and three points of land Chen Yun owns?
I blackened my face and said that it was your special mouth, shut up!
The broad-leaved forest still maintains the ancient landform, the shade of the trees is damp, snakes, insects, rats and ants can be dense, the feet are all rotten pits accumulated by fallen leaves, the soil is moist, emitting a musty smell, the canopy of the big tree above the head is like an open umbrella, covering the sky, occasionally the sun shines in, and does not feel the warmth, the forest seems to be two worlds inside and outside, both gloomy and mysterious.
The light under the shade of the trees is not obvious, from time to time there are pillars of light sprinkled along the shade, one horizontal and one horizontal, like a divergent flashlight, the rainforest is depressed, even the air is damp, we step on the rotten leaves forward, from time to time there is the sound of dead branches being crushed under our feet, the old bell reminds us to be careful of snakes, this place is most suitable for snakes, insects, rats and ants to hide.
If you want to talk about the experience of marching in the field, Lao Zhong is obviously the richest, more than ten years ago, the battle with the Annam monkeys was in full swing, and the artillery fire lasted for eleven years, most of which were carried out in such a primeval rainforest. The trip was boring, Ge Zhuang and I caught up with Lao Zhong and talked about some of his conditions on the battlefield back then, Lao Zhong smoked a cigarette and had deep eyes, saying that I remembered the most about those Vietnamese female soldiers.
Ge Zhuang became energetic when he heard the word female soldier, his eyes lit up, and he said that Vietnamese girls are all very soft? Lao Zhong said fart, just these girls can make us miserable, Malegobi, the men of the small country of Vietnam are all bad breeds, female soldiers are fiercer than the other, I am fucking, I was still a baby soldier when the Vietnam War started, do you know how Lao Tzu became a man?
I said, no, Lao Zhong, you are an iron-clad man, and you were dragged into the grass by a few Vietnamese female soldiers to work?
Speaking of this, Lao Zhong's face was a little embarrassed, and he fell into a very lengthy reminiscence, and when he recalled enough, he said that he didn't say it, didn't he? My special mother was captured by a few girls as soon as she got on the station, and she was going to use me as human flesh*, but there was a female platoon commander over there who said that she wanted to check my body, and then she ...... Alas, my mother was only 16 years old when she was a child.
Talking about this experience, Lao Zhong snorted and cried, Ge Zhuang said Lao Zhong, why is your life so good, it can be regarded as going deep behind enemy lines, fat man, I am looking forward to the day when a few Vietnamese female soldiers will capture me, and my special mother promises to stick to non-resistance, politics, and policy to the end!
Lao Zhong said that you know a hammer, those girls in Vietnam can be ruthless, our army had an absolute advantage, but it was trapped on the battlefield for 11 years, do you know how they fought? Jumping out of the grass naked, white flowers and flowers covered in flesh, the members of our army's combat unit thought, anyway, this woman already has holes in her body, why should we use bullets to hit another one? The army taught us to treat prisoners preferentially, so why don't we use the fine traditions of our army to block her eyes? Mahler is a, I don't know how many comrades-in-arms died on the belly of the Vietnamese female soldier!
Such a shameless combat method, it is estimated that the Vietnamese girls will use it, Ge Zhuang laughed wryly, saying that no wonder the news always says that Vietnamese women cheat on marriage, this is especially black enough.
As he was talking, there was a "whoosh" in the grass, and the old bell was alert, and he didn't ask what it was, so he caught fire in the woods, and the bullet pierced through the leaves, and a lame elk burst out, Ge Zhuang's eyes lit up, and he said that he could be regarded as having barbecue to eat tonight!
"Fatty, wait!" I grabbed Ge Zhuang's arm and almost took him out. Taking advantage of the delay, the deer had already run away, Ge Zhuang was so anxious that he stomped his feet, saying Little pumpkin, what are you bad about, the fat man's rations are gone, and the musk in the elk's stomach can be worth a lot of money!
I said, didn't you find it strange? The deer was missing a leg, what was torn off by it?
Lao Zhong's shot was not aimed, and even if it hit, it was a penetrating wound, and it was impossible for the elk to have the strength to jump out, and it was evident that before we came here, its forelimbs were torn off by something.
Obviously, the only thing that can tear a deer's leg alive is a large beast, so I grabbed the folding crossbow very carefully and looked around carefully.
Lao Zhong's face also became a lot more solemn, and said that the little pumpkin was right, fat man, don't always think about eating, put the bright spots, there must be a situation ahead!