Chapter 583: Passing the Yin
Riding Master's electric car to leave the funeral home, I felt my head a little dizzy, the energy of the two glasses of liquor I had just drunk instantly surged, I rode the electric car on the road and swayed, those pedestrians on the road saw me like this, they knew that I had drunk too much, when they saw me riding an electric car close to them, they avoided one after another, for fear that I would knock them on their backs.
"The person riding the blue electric car in front stopped, and the person riding the blue electric car in front stopped" I don't know when, I was followed by a traffic police car, and the horn on the traffic police car shouted loudly to me, and I walked straight forward, ignoring what the horn in the traffic police car behind me shouted.
When the traffic police in the traffic police car saw that I ignored them, they sped up and drove the traffic police car in front of me, got out of the car and waved to me to stop.
"I'm sorry, electric cars can't carry people, you can take a taxi and go" I rode the electric car around the traffic policeman who stopped me, and continued to drive forward after saying this.
"How much alcohol did you drink?" The traffic policeman said with a veiled expression on his face, looking at my distant back.
The traffic police got into the car and continued to chase me, but I was finally stopped by them.
"Do you know that you are driving drunk now, so you are prone to traffic accidents, you are not only irresponsible for yourself, you are also not responsible for others," a middle-aged man in uniform criticized me with a serious face.
"I'm riding an electric car, not driving, it has nothing to do with drinking," I said to the traffic police officer in front of me with drunken eyes, and I had a little big tongue when I started talking.
"You can't drink alcohol while riding an electric car, now I'm going to temporarily detain your electric car, you go to the DD traffic police team tomorrow to pay a fine of 200 yuan, and then pull the electric car away" The traffic police in front of me said this to me ruthlessly, and asked the people around him to contact the tow truck to tow Master's electric car.
"Comrade traffic police, then can you send me to No. 88 Hutong on Shanshang Street, why can't I find the way" At this time, I was standing at an intersection, I squinted at the four crossings at the intersection and said to the middle-aged traffic policeman, I am not pretending now, I am really lost.
"Okay, then you can get in the car," the middle-aged traffic policeman nodded and replied to me. So the middle-aged traffic policeman drove me to the alley of No. 88 Shanshang Street, not to mention, this middle-aged traffic policeman is quite particular.
"Young man, drink less, it's not bad for you" The middle-aged traffic policeman left after throwing this sentence at me.
I held the corpse oil that Lao Chen gave me tightly, and walked towards the hall with a swaying body, I saw that the things in front of me were double shadows at this time, I didn't expect this Niulanshan Erguotou to be so strong, and I was completely confused after only drinking two cups.
"Master, corpse oil" I walked into the hall and put the corpse oil in my hand on the tea machine, and as soon as I closed my eyes, I fell asleep on the sofa.
"This old Chen is really not like words, even my apprentice is instilled," the master said with a wry smile on his face.
When I woke up again, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening, my head hurt so badly that I sat up from the sofa, picked up the teapot on the tea machine, poured myself a cup of tea, and drank it all in one gulp.
"Liu Shou, where is my electric car?" Master sat on the sofa opposite me and asked me with a solemn expression.
"Master, where did you go with your electric car?" I looked at Master and asked with a confused expression.
"You rode my electric car to the funeral home, and you didn't ride it when you came back, why did you ask me where my electric car went!" Master asked me angrily with two eyes in his eyes.
"How do I remember that I came back on your electric car," I said to my master, patting my head.
"You came back from a fart, you give me a good idea of where my electric car went!" Master asked me with an unhappy expression.
"Master, you make me think about it," I said to Master with my hands over my head.
"I remembered, your electric car seems to have been detained by the traffic police, and I was sent back by the traffic police" I thought about it for more than ten minutes before I remembered.
"You ......," Master pointed at me, angry, unable to say a word.
"Master, you can't blame me for this, I went to ask Lao Chen for corpse oil, he had to let me drink, I said I didn't drink, he said I didn't give him face, so I drank two glasses with him, and I never thought that the Niulanshan Erguotou wine was so strong, and he was actually drunk" I said to my master with an embarrassed face.
"You kid remembered for me, if you don't have that diamond diamond in the future, don't take that porcelain job," the master said to me with a face.
"I know, Master," I replied to Master, bowing my head.
"Come upstairs with me!" After Master said this to me, I picked up the corpse oil from the tea machine, stood up, and walked to the second floor, I got up from the sofa and followed Master upstairs.
When I came to Master's bedroom, I saw that Master's bed was covered with white candles, and the lantern I bought was placed at the head of Master's bed.
"Don't stand still, light all these candles," Master instructed me, pointing to the white candles around the bed.
"Oh," I answered, and picked up the lighter on the bedside table and lit all the white candles around the bed, one or two were fine, this was a total of one and eight candles, and it was really time-consuming to light them all.
"Take off your shoes and go to bed," Master instructed me by lighting the lantern, and I nodded to Master and took off my shoes and jumped into bed.
"Tell me that stupid girl's name and birthday."
"Her name is Chen Duoduo, and her birthday on the lunar calendar is 1997....... "I told Master Duoduo's name and birthday, and Master, his old man dipped his brush in cinnabar, and wrote Duoduo's name and birthday on a blank piece of paper.
"You take this in your hand," Master said as he stuffed the written birthday into my hand, and I did whatever Master asked me to do.
"People who die normally must first pass through the City God Temple, and after passing this level, people's souls will become ghosts, and then there is Huangquan Road, which is also the road to lead. There are still many lonely souls and wild ghosts on the Huangquan Road, they are those who have not completed their yang life and died normally, they can not go to heaven, nor can they be reincarnated, let alone go to the secluded world, they can only wander on the Huangquan Road, waiting for the arrival of Yangshou before they can report to the Nine Shadows, and listen to the fate of the king of Yama. There are a large number of fiery red flowers on Huangquan Road, this flower is only found on Huangquan Road, not elsewhere, when you can't see the other side of the flower, you have to turn your head and walk backwards. You can only stay on the Huangquan Road for three days at most, there is no sun on the Huangquan Road, there are no stars and moons, the sky is gray, you can't determine the time at all, when you hear a rooster crow, that is a day has passed, when you hear the third rooster crow, whether you find the lost heavenly soul of the silly girl, you must rush back as soon as possible, the soul can leave your body for three days at most, once this period is exceeded, the soul that leaves the body can no longer enter your body, even if the Daluo Immortal can't save you at that timeYou must remember my words," Master admonished me with a cautious face.
"I remember Master," I nodded earnestly and replied to Master.
"When you get to Huangquan Road, you just need to call the name of that stupid girl softly, don't shout loudly, once you attract the attention of those ghosts in the underworld, they will disturb the order of the underworld with you and send you to hell, when you see the ghosts in the underworld on Huangquan Road, you must go around them, so as not to have disputes" The master told me again.
"I know, Master," I replied to Master, nodding my head again.
"Okay, you can lie down now and close your eyes," Master instructed me, and I did what Master said and asked me to do.
Master took off my shoes, and the toe of the shoe was placed in front of me, and then Master turned the shoe on my left foot over, and the shoes presented were one straight and the other upside down. After Master had done this, he walked up to me, first bit his index finger open, and then pressed a red mark on the center of my eyebrow. Then Master stretched out two hands to extinguish the two yang fires on my shoulders, when the yang fire on my shoulders was extinguished, I felt a little chill in my body, and when Master stretched out his right hand to extinguish the yang fire above my head, I completely lost consciousness.
Master put his hands flat on my chest, and he continuously infused the Taoist True Qi in his body, and the Taoist True Qi that Master output did not enter my body, but wrapped my whole body.
"Come out," Master raised his hands and shouted, only to see my soul detach from my body at once.
"Hm" I let out a painful sound, and the moment my soul separated from my body, I felt 10,000 needles piercing my soul, making me extremely painful, and that was really no one's taste.
"Out of Hutong No. 88, you go to the west, there is a City God Temple in the west, after the City God Temple, it is the Huangquan Road you are going to, after the person dies, you must first go to the City God Temple to sign a report, our two ghosts in the City God Temple have some dealings with me, when you go to the City God Temple, you only need to mention my name, they will naturally let you go, if the ghost sends you to sign a piece of yellow paper, you must not sign" Master instructed my soul again.
"Yes," I nodded heavily to Master, indicating that I understood.
"The Huangquan Road is very big, when you get lost, you look upwards, you see a light in any direction, you go to that light, and the light you see is the guiding light that the everlasting lamp points to you," Master pointed to the everlasting lamp at the head of the bed and continued to say to me.
"Yes, Master," I replied, looking at Master.
"Alright, I've done everything I should have told you, go and go back quickly," Master patted me on the shoulder and said to me, and Master looked at me with a hint of worry in his eyes.
"Master, take care," I said to Master and walked out of the hall.
When I walked to the door of the paper shop, the owner of the paper shop looked at me with a stunned expression, I didn't expect this paper shop owner to see me, it seems that he is not a simple person.
I walked out of Hutong No. 88 and walked to the west, and when I walked to the west for about an hour, I saw a small dilapidated temple with a plaque on top of the small temple that said the words "Chenghuang Temple".
This City God Temple is also three rooms and two stories high, on both sides of the City God Temple door there is a ghost cha, the two of them face blue, two long fangs stretched out of their mouths look particularly scary, these two ghosts wear high hats, wear blue robes, embroidered with a ghost word on the chest with red thread, and the two of them have a three-foot-long knife pinned to their waists.
When I approached the City God Temple, I saw that the ghost of the underworld sent Niu Tou Ma Mian to rush to the City God Temple with a team of souls, and there were more than 20 souls carried by Niu Tou Ma Mian, some old and young, some men and women, at this time I did not dare to step forward but hid to the side to peek.
"Laifu, Laigui, help me register, I want to hurry to the underworld to report to the king of Hades," Niu Tou walked to the two ghosts guarding the City God Temple and ordered.
"Okay, you two wait a minute" said this to the ghost, who took a piece of yellow paper and a brush and began to register the names and addresses of the spirits brought by the bull head and horse noodles, and when it was verified, the two of them asked the spirits to sign and draw.
"This girl is really good" Laigui walked in front of a young female soul, stretched out his right hand and pinched the chest of the young female soul.
"You rascal," the young female soul scolded Laigui with an angry face.