333 Ketchup Weirdos and Straight Men of Steel
Now that Tang Shi opened this mouth, everyone really felt a little hungry. More than a dozen people came to the hotel's restaurant, and more than a dozen people sat around a table.
The local tyrant green hair ordered the meal with ease, and many of the names of the dishes were never heard of, and everyone only sighed that the life of the rich was really enviable.
While waiting for the food to be served, everyone chatted in twos and threes.
"Some time ago, I saw on the Internet that there was a new weirdo in V City. It is said that the strength has reached the peak of the wolf level. ”
"I saw it too, and the weirdo claimed to be the ketchup weirdo. After destroying a supermarket and looting the ketchup, it vanished. ”
"Calling himself a ketchup weirdo and ransacking supermarket ketchup, it seems that this weirdo has probably become a weirdo because of his obsession with ketchup. This kind of person can become a weirdo, it's really an eyesore. ”
When the words landed, everyone present sighed. It's so unfair that you work hard to become a weirdo, and others become weirdos just by eating ketchup.
"But this kind of obsessive weirdo, most of the strength is only wolf-level. We are destined to become the reserve of god-level weirdos, so there is no need to envy this kind of guy. ”
As soon as this remark came out, everyone's eyes lit up, and everyone responded.
"That's right, wolf-level weirdos are nothing, only god-level weirdos are our target."
"That is, we want to be the first god-level weirdo on earth!"
Everyone spat and flew, fantasizing about the scene of killing heroes in all directions after becoming the first god-level weirdo on the earth, that look, like a god-level weirdo who is about to awaken.
For these topics, Tang Shi was not interested. He was now intent on wondering when he would be able to eat.
Looking at the nose and nose, Tang Shi fell into a state of concentration. He didn't move anymore at first, and it wasn't until someone said that he was about to make fun of Tang Shi, only to find out that he didn't know when, Tang Shi actually disappeared again.
"What about Kraft? Why is it gone? ”
Everyone followed the prestige, and this look, Tang Shi really disappeared again.
"When did this guy leave? Has any of you seen it? ”
When everyone was confused, the waiter in the distance began to deliver the food. Tang Shi, who had originally closed his eyes and recuperated, only felt a burst of fragrance wafting through the tip of his nose.
Sniffing hard, his eyes suddenly opened.
One trick broke the gong, causing others to exclaim again and again. "Kraft, when did you show up?!"
Tang Shi stared at the plate with his eyes, and said without looking back: "I've always been there." ”
All the time? Could it be that I'm hallucinating?
Ignoring everyone's surprise, the moment the plate was put down, Tang Shi immediately pounced, like a victim of a famine for many years, bringing the whole plate to him.
I don't look at what is on the plate, I open my mouth wide, gobble it up, and eat two or three dishes.
The waiter served the dishes one after another, and Tang Shi swallowed one plate after another. Like a whirlwind and clouds, the meals of more than a dozen people were all eaten by Tang Shi alone.
Touching his stomach with unfinished feelings, Tang Shi said, "Is there anything else?" ”
Anything else......
These three words echoed in everyone's minds, and after eating the lunch of more than a dozen people, they still had the face to ask if there was anything else?! You must be a cow! There are six stomachs!
Wait, how can one person eat so much? This guy isn't going to mutate into a weirdo, is he?
Everyone looked at Tang Shi's body shape, and originally thought it was a cosplay costume, but at this time, no matter how they looked at it, they felt that it was true.
Finally, a steel-toothed girl sitting next to Tang Shi couldn't help but reach out and touch the tentacles on the top of Tang Shi.
Her movements were slow, and her arms trembled slightly. Just when she was about to touch Tang Shi's top tentacles, Tang Shi turned around abruptly.
"What are you doing?"
Steeltooth smiled awkwardly and said, "No, it's nothing. It's just that the tentacles on your head are a little curious. ”
Tang Shi touched his tentacles and pursed his lips, "Do you know the reverse scales?" ”
"What scales?" Steeltooth was stunned for a moment and asked.
Tang Shi stared at the other party with straight eyes, and said, "Reverse scales." The dragon's reverse scales are dead when touched! My tentacles are my scales, and if you touch them, don't blame me for your death. ”
The steel-toothed girl was frightened by Tang Shi's tone, and she brackered her courage and said with a dry smile: "Hehe, your serious appearance is really like that." ”
Tang Shi's small mung bean eyes suddenly opened and became the size of a broad bean, "I'm never joking!" ”
With that, the antennae on the top of the head suddenly twisted and rose from the back of the head, as flexible as a cat's tail. A burst of green light burst from the tip of the tentacle.
In the blink of an eye, the laser hit the empty plate on the table, and then under the horrified gaze of everyone, the plate exploded with a bang, turning into powder and filling the air.
"Weird...... Blame...... Weirdos!! ”
When the friends of the Weird Club saw this scene, they could no longer hide the fear in their hearts, let out hysterical screams, and ran towards the door in panic.
Their voices were sharp and poignant, and Tang Shi's face was straight, but he was still discovered in the end.
Thinking about how to deal with it, at this moment, the friends of the club who ran away actually went and returned.
"Ah~!!"
How did you come back again? Tang Shi was surprised. A vague figure appeared in the distance, and Tang Shi saw the other party's appearance clearly for the first time.
The huge glass bottle of ketchup grew limbs, and there was a mutated and twisted face on the bottle, and the mouth of the bottle was wide open, and the bright red ketchup inside spilled all over the ground as it ran.
"There are really weirdos." Tang Shi squinted, "This should be the ketchup weirdo they talked about before." ”
The first time I saw a weirdo, it was a strange ketchup weirdo. Tang Shi finally appreciated the nonsensical side of this world. In Japanese mythology, everything can become a demon, and it seems that the weirdo setting of the one-punch world is inseparable from traditional mythology.
However, even if he had expected it, when he really saw a running ketchup, Tang Shi still had a hard time accepting it in his heart. With his ability, he was naturally not afraid, he just felt that this strange man was too spicy.
I don't know where to find the underwear on the lower half of the huge bottle, and the sharp-eyed Tang Shi can even see it. There was an eerie bulge at the bottom of the ketchup freak bottle, under the panties. The bulge swings regularly with the weirdo's run. That scene was so annoying that you didn't want it.
"Tomato sauce, I want ketchup!" The weirdo ran and yelled.
Forget it, no matter how small the mosquito meat is, it's still meat. Just as Tang Shi was about to make a move, another person ran in from outside the door.
"Stop, damn ketchup freak! Your opponent is me! ”
Huh, hero? Tang Shi was curious, sure enough, it was a world where heroes were everywhere, and he actually met heroes so quickly. But then again, this hero is dressed in a very peculiar way, dressed in a straitjacket, with a killer Matt hairstyle, and a shield and a spear behind his back.
Wouldn't you go out with this kind of thing and be caught by the police?
"It's a C-class hero - a straight man of steel!"
"Straight man of steel, hurry up and destroy this disgusting weirdo!"
The surrounding crowd all cheered, only Tang Shi had a constipated expression, and the whole person was not good, what the hell? Straight man of steel? You really know how to come up with a name!