Chapter 64: Humpty Dumpty
Since he knew that the brocade box was the legendary dragon species Jair, he went to his cheap son's cave from time to time. There is nothing to ask for, Xiao Rensan looked a little incomprehensible. After looking for a day, he blocked the door and said, "Old immortal, it's not our ginseng who said you." You've seen more than one or two real dragons, and you've never seen you care so much about this dragon. Say, are you trying to plot something on this dragon species? Dragon scales or what? It can't be that it's the dragon whip that learns from your son? ”
"Guarding the little things, you still need to learn from others, old man?" After laughing, he continued: "The dragon gives birth to nine sons, and the children are different, have you always heard the phrase? The most violent of these dragons is Jianxi, and its temper is also the worst, and even his father dares to beat him when he comes up. When I was studying art under Xu Fumen, I heard Sanlong Dou speak in the past. That is to say, if the father can't beat his son, if he really turns his face, he has to call the brothers to fight, and the father has to pull the uncle and uncle Sanlong together to teach his son a lesson. ”
Xiao Rensan didn't believe in the words of returning, and said with a disapproving face at the moment: "Three Lao Tzu beat his son? If you don't die, you just talk nonsense, be careful when your son turns his face and really beats the three of us. ”
"That can't be, that stupid boy won't do anything to you and Wu Mian, at most, I will drag the old man and I will die together......" Thinking of that picture, he sighed if he didn't return. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly heard a voice like a broken gong from inside the cave: "What are you two muttering at the door?" Come in, old fellow, and see if this tooth is going to come out of the eggshell? The eggs were as big as the box. ”
Hearing that Jairus might be about to break out of her shell, if she didn't return, she wouldn't be there to delay time with Xiao Rensan, and immediately flashed into the cave room. I saw that the second stunned man at this time was staring at the brocade box placed on his bed, and at this time, the eggs inside had already stretched the brocade box a little deformed. Now the egg has a vein-like pattern on it, and it looks like a hand-carved white jade ball.
Seeing that the egg had not broken the brocade box, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to Bai Wuqiu with a smile: "Silly boy, I told you in the old man's year, this eyelid egg must first break the brocade box." Then it will take a while to break out of the shell, and it will take a while to break the brocade box. Don't think this gas box will be ...... so easily"
Before he finished his words, he heard a "rattle" sound from the brocade box, and as this sound sounded, the copper plate supporting the brocade box deformed little by little, and then broke the brocade silk and bone clothes on the outside and fell from the inside to the bed of Baiwuqiu. After the copper plate was propped up, nothing could stop the monster eggs inside, and after a while, the brocade box had been completely destroyed by the eggs inside.
After seeing the destruction of the brocade box, Bai Wuqiu looked at Gui Wuqiu with disdain and said, "Old guy, what did you just say?" How long will it take to break this box? Is it a while since you've been farting? Hurry up, boil hot water when you should boil hot water, prepare something when you need to prepare, don't delay your efforts, the little things in it are about to be born. ”
"Who told you to prepare hot water for all this mess?" Looking at Bai Wuqiu's overzealous appearance, he was a little surprised whether he returned or not. But then the old guy smiled and said, "Even if it can break the brocade box, it won't break out of the shell right now." Silly boy, I've eaten more salt than you've ever seen in seawater. I can't go wrong with this, how about a few more days......"
Before the words of returning were finished, the egg in front of Bai Wuqiu's eyes suddenly began to crack, and fine lines appeared one after another along the veins on the previous eggshell. Now the old guy closed his mouth and stared at the cracking eggshell. After being silent for a moment, he turned his head to Xiao Rensan, who was standing at the door and watched the excitement, and said, "Go, prepare hot water to ......."
However, unlike the non-returnable and unsuspecting ones, there is no follow-up action after the eggshell cracks. I don't want them to imagine that there is a little guy in it who is in a hurry to come out and see this new world. The egg is still the same egg, but with a few cracked patterns on it.
After waiting for a long time and not waiting for the Jianyu inside to come out, Xiao Ren San, who was hiding behind, came over and said to the returnee: "Old immortal, you said that this little thing will not be able to come out and suffocate inside, right?" Why don't you open the eggshell and take a look? Maybe you can eat it, don't waste it......"
Xiao Ren San can eat anything except ginseng. Now seeing that the huge egg in front of him can't hatch, he immediately fights the idea of the inside. At this time, an urn sound sounded outside the cave mansion: "Driver, is there anyone in the mansion?" My brother has been a guest in the house for many days and has not returned, and my father is a little relieved, so I can take my brother back. Anyone? Isn't that a trespass......"
Just when he was about to go out to see who this person was, the voice of the outside conversation came from far to near, and the sound of this urn instantly sounded in the cave: "I came in, can the master come out and speak?" It's really not good for the younger brother to be bothered in the house for many days, and I ask the master to take the younger brother out and let him bring it back to the ......."
Before the man's words were finished, Gui Wu had already walked out of the cave with two monsters. At the same time, in the cave opposite, the white-haired Wu Mian also walked out expressionlessly. I saw a stocky Humpty Dumpty man standing in the middle of the cave, this fat man was thirty or forty years old, wearing silk and satin, and looked like a child of a rich and noble family. It's just that Humpty Dumpty's outfit is a little exaggerated, and there are seven or eight pieces of flawless jade around his waist. It's not lively to walk with a clanging sound. Looking at Humpty Dumpty's dress, there was a demonic aura exuding from his body......
After seeing someone come out, the fat man saluted Wu Mian and the direction of no return. Then he continued: "The two of you are the masters of this room? In Xia Yiya, I have seen two gentlemen. Please call the younger brother out and take him back in the next place, he has not returned for many days, and the father will take the younger brother back to apply for a ...... with him."
After seeing Humpty Dumpty, his face was a little strange. He changed his tone and just smiled at Humpty Dumpty to see what he was going to do.
"Your brother?" After Wu Mian glanced at the two monsters beside him, he said to the two of them: "This is your brother......
Before Wu Mian finished speaking, Humpty Dumpty had already frowned: "Why does this gentleman ask knowingly?" These two demons are not brothers under them. How? Is this not going to call out the younger brother? Originally, for your sake of taking care of your brother, I wanted to thank you. Now it seems that you have no good intentions in leaving your brother. Since you don't hand over my brother, find ...... for yourself."
As he spoke, Humpty Dumpty walked towards the cave beside him with a big grin, as if he was going to search around. At that moment, Wu Mian sneered, and after looking at Gui or Not, the old guy covered his mouth that was about to scold the street and brought it back to the cave room with Xiao Rensan.
After watching Humpty Dumpty enter a vacant cave, Wu Mian suddenly squirted into the cave, and at the same time as his breath came out, the opposite cave collapsed with a "boom". Humpty Dumpty inside let out an "oops" and emerged from the ruins inside.
"That's a bit excessive....... didn't wait for the gray-faced Humpty Dumpty to speak, Wu Mian had already said in his usual tone: "It's okay to come uninvited, and you will still demolish the house here with me." If you don't give the demon king face now, it can't say anything, right? ”
"Demon King...... What is its face? Humpty Dumpty slapped the dust on his body, and then said to Wu Mian: "You are mistaken, this demon is not under the jurisdiction of the demon king. Finally, I will give you a chance to call my brother out. ”