Chapter 228: The concubine is a big snake, and I have seen all the Taoist friends
Lu Yu fell into deep thought.
If no one believes the truth, should I tell them some lies?
For example, if you say that I am ugly, I am poor, etc., you will know that it is a fake big empty at a glance, after all, a handsome and rich person like him is as dazzling as a firefly in the night, saying that he is poor must be able to stimulate the self-confidence of the group of poor B in front of him.
But just think about it, he is afraid that this group of poor B will not be bright-minded, and he can't see such an obvious lie, and he really thinks of himself as a poor and ugly person.
"By the way, you came to participate in the opening of my new store, did you forget to give something away?"
Lu Yu remembered the purpose of inviting them here.
"Sending something? What to send? Captain America asked, confused.
"Flower baskets, of course." Tony Stark beckoned, and Spider-Man Peter Parker sent him with a bunch of flower baskets glued to spider silk.
Then he looked at Captain America and said ill-intentionedly, "Didn't you prepare a basket of flowers?" ”
"I ......."
Captain America was just about to speak, Tony Stark interrupted him, "But it's normal for you to be unprepared, I heard that you're having a hard time right now." ”
He and Captain America have always been at odds, and now that they have a chance to strike, of course they have to fight well.
"We're having a hard time now? No, I don't. It was Hawkeye Barton who spoke, and then he found Natasha, Peter Parker, and Tony Stark all looking at him and smiling.
What do they laugh at? Do they know what we've suffered? But it shouldn't be, one team is in Gotham City, the other team is in Metropolis, and I haven't complained about anything except for talking to each other on the phone before?
Hawkeye Barton thought depressedly.
How can someone like them tell a competitor about his miserable side?
Isn't that ridiculous?
"Didn't you? But I heard that the three of you work in the Metropolis. Tony Stark asked.
"Nope." Hawkeye Barton shook his head.
"I've heard Ant-Man Scott Ron refueling people at a gas station." Tony Stark then asked.
"Nope."
Ant-Man Scottron said with a twinkle in his eyes, how did such a shameful thing as he was known by Tony Stark when he was refueling people at the gas station.
"I heard Barton, you work as a waitress at a bar." Tony Stark asked again.
"Nope."
Hawkeye Barton said with a dodgy look, which big mouth told Tony Stark about my shame of being a waiter in a metropolitan bar?
Stand up, I promise not to kill you.
"I heard that Captain, you work as a security guard for someone else in the hospital." Tony Stark asked, looking at Captain America again.
Captain America avoided Tony Stark's gaze, "No. ”
Did you Tony Stark plant a spy on us? How to know everything.
"Actually, you don't have to shy away from anything, because we are just as 'miserable' as you." The corners of Tony Stark's mouth curled.
If you ask me why I know you're doing so badly, of course I just know.
"You miserable?" Ant-Man Scott Lang said angrily.
You still eat and drink spicy food.
If we hadn't come to you and found you having a big meal, I would have almost believed it.
"yes, we're miserable." Tony Stark said in a strange tone, "We just get a good amount of money from the Gotham City Municipality every month. ”
"It's not much, it's only tens of thousands of dollars a month." After speaking, Tony Stark sighed and said, "The main thing is to reward us for our contribution to the security of Gotham City." ”
"Actually, I personally don't have a solid foundation with this money, after all, after we came, we only improved the security of Gotham City by 80%, and the remaining 20% relied on a guy called the Dark Knight, which is really deserved, deserved."
Shame on your sister.
Is that tone of voice worthy of it? You're triumphant.
You have to be truly ashamed, give me the money, and I will protect Gotham City on your behalf.
Ant-Man Scott Lang wanted to slap him in the face.
It's okay if you're doing well, what does it mean to run over and show off.
"In addition to this, Gotham City has also given us $10 million as start-up capital for the Knights of Light." Tony Stark spoke in a tone that he was ashamed of, but it would have been more real if the corners of his mouth hadn't risen slightly.
"After that, we ate the food of various countries every day and tasted the deliciousness."
Ant-Man Scottron's throat twitched.
"Play with the beauty."
Hawkeye Barton glanced to the other side, how could I, a man with a wife and children, be interested in such a dirty thing.
"Ride a horse."
"Yo-yo pets."
"It's been a miserable time."
I'm miserable for your sister.
I'm miserable for your whole family.
You're here to show off, yes.
Ant-Man Scottron complained inwardly.
$10 million?
Lu Yu was confused when he heard it, didn't Tony Stark borrow the money from me? How did it become the start-up capital given to them by Gotham City? Shall I ask?
But he glanced at Tony Stark's expression that reads 'I'm so miserable' and reads 'I'm so proud', and decided not to ask.
The sky and the earth are big, and the gold lord is the largest.
This is forced, just let Tony Stark pretend, he won't pretend to be with Tony's.
For the next half hour, Tony Stark kept describing things like 'I'm miserable' and 'we're miserable', and when he spoke, he showed off in a fancy way, and the angry Ant-Man Scott Lang wanted to sew Tony Stark's mouth shut.
Lu Yu didn't want to hear him show off, so he communicated with Captain Dragonfly through the system uncle and directly transmitted it back to the Marvel universe.
After taking the mobile phone from Captain Dragonfly's hand, Lu Yu started playing.
He opened the Wanjie chat group, clicked on the invitation option of the group, and a box popped up on it, and then pressed it.
He has been in the DC Universe for more than two months, and he has also saved up a place for more than two months of group invitations.
"...... among the members of the Ten Thousand Worlds Search Group."
"The group members have finished searching, and they are being invited......."
"The invitation is complete, the invitation function is cooling, the countdown is 23:14:35."
After a while, there were 7 more newcomers in the group.
"Welcome newcomers."
This sentence was not said by Lu Yu, but by Lu Yu who signaled to Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings.
Since the last time he found out that the Wanjie chat group pulled the traverser over, he has become cold in the group, in case another traverser is pulled in, he can also go out of the mountain to pretend to be the old man of the system.
"Sure enough, beyond the world, there is also the world, and beyond the plurality, there is more diversity."
"The concubine is a big snake, and I have seen all your fellow Daoists."