Chapter 335: Tricked by the 'Immortal Family'
"It's not, it's not far off!" I said in a crepe manner, and the policewoman stared at me with wide eyes for a long time, and said, "What do you mean?" ”
"I mean, it's possible, you didn't study ancient Chinese when you were in school?" I teased her.
"I took the entrance examination for admission and graduation, and the liberal arts were all eggs!" The policewoman said embarrassedly.
I asked strangely, how did you become a police officer?
"I bought it with money, and it's just a trial period! That's why I want to solve the case and make meritorious contributions, and strive to become a regular as soon as possible, I want the captain to know that I am a useful person! ”
She said with her eyes full of gold stars, I only figured out at this time, it turned out that they were not regular workers, I asked curiously, where did your gun come from
"Hehe, toy guns!" After she finished speaking, I was immediately defeated by her wit, I was almost scared to death by a toy gun, this kind of thing can actually me, I took her toy gun, looked at it carefully, and said in disbelief: "This thing is exactly the same as the real thing, it's really bad for you to think of it!! ”
"Now is not the time to say this!" The policewoman seemed to sense that I could help her, so she took my arm and asked, "What the hell are you talking about?" ”
"Have you ever heard of the Northern Sect's Horse Immortal Family?" I know that she is not from the Daomen, so naturally I don't know, but I deliberately asked this to make her feel that I am mysterious. When I see girls, I habitually pretend to be, but I don't know why.
"You mean, this is the Taoist priest who did it!" She asked curiously, though she didn't understand anything, éiyaпgě
I nodded, shook my head again, and said, "Those Taoist priests are different from me, don't confuse them with me!" ”
The two of us were whispering when we heard a woman's voice from the rooftop: "The lonely ghost there, bastard boy, the fairy family is also the one you dare to disturb, don't quickly return the fairy family to its place and retreat!" ”
My heart is here, this thing may be a weasel spirit, or it may be a yin spirit enshrined by the horse immortals sent from the north. I don't know yet, but I was so frightened to see the female ghost in the red cotton jacket at the door, and she turned into a dark wind and fled, and I could hear her terrible screams.
I was not happy when I saw it, how did I say that this female ghost in a red cotton jacket was also brought in by me, I promised to ensure her safety, and I was killed by this fairy family as soon as I entered the door, so I rushed out with the box containing the weasel corpse, and scolded angrily: "What immortal family, come out for Lao Tzu, if you are a fairy, Lao Tzu is the king of Yama!" ”
I stood in the courtyard and shouted and scolded, probably because of my righteousness, the fairy family just said a few words and did not move, and the woman in the house also hurriedly walked out, I was very curious why this woman had been here for several days, why she didn't find this strange yellow squiasl spirit.
But I didn't think much of it until the woman came out, pinched my sleeve and said, "I'm scared! ”
I hurriedly comforted and said, don't be afraid, everything has me.
I scolded for a while, but I couldn't find the shadow of the weasel spirit, so I had no choice but to burn this thing in the yard to see if it was angry.
I was just about to do it, but the woman said to me, "This is evidence of a crime, it cannot be destroyed, and the evidence must be preserved!" ”
"What are you kidding, what kind of evidence is this, this is obviously the corpse of an animal?" I asked curiously.
She replied: "You just said that it was Zhang Fugui who was killed by this thing, and now you have changed your words again, just now I heard a voice in the yard, it may be the same party of this weasel monster, although the captain doesn't believe me, but I have a good deal with the corpse of this weasel, at least it proves that I am not not working!" ”
Her theories left me speechless, what and what is this, and I couldn't help but ask, "Is your brain broken?" ”
After a long while, I wanted to go out to find the female ghost in the red cotton jacket, but I was a little hungry, so the policewoman said to me, "I have some food here, you can eat it first, and I will buy it tomorrow!" ”
I wasn't polite, so I gulped two bowls of rice and some vegetables, but I felt that something was wrong when I ate, and I couldn't say what was wrong, I just felt uncomfortable and wanted to vomit.
I couldn't help but ask, "How many days have you been sitting on this thing?" ”
The policewoman said to me, "I haven't let it go for a few days, hehe! ”
It kept laughing, but I felt more and more that something was wrong, and then I clutched my stomach and pointed at her and said, "You poisoned me?" ”
Before I die, I must know who the person who hurt me is.
The voice of the immortal family came again, and said with a smile: "You also want to eat here with me, aren't you looking for death?" ”
It dawned on me that it was this 'Immortal family gave it to me, I shouldn't be careless, although I have good physical fitness, but this poison seems to be very powerful, I feel my eyes black, my throat is bitter, and a burning pain comes from my stomach.
I hurriedly trotted, intending to run out of the yard, but at this time, the door fork of the yard gate could not be opened, and I kicked it in a hurry, only to find that the door fork had been nailed to the top.
I turned around and saw a pure yellow weasel on the roof, looking at me fiercely, and it said, "Trespassing on the immortal family, speaking disrespectfully, stinky Taoist, today is the place where you will die!" ”
I hurriedly found something to cushion and planned to jump out of here, but the policewoman didn't know where to get an iron chain and tie me directly to one leg, and she was holding it in her hand at the other end, looking at me with a smile.
"You, you're a weasel?" I looked at the policewoman in front of me in surprise, and then I noticed that something was wrong with her, there was always a red flame in the depths of her eyes from beginning to end, which was a phenomenon of soul photography.
"I understand now, isn't it too late, just wait here to die!"
She said with a smile.
I was trembling with anger, but I didn't expect to be deceived by a litter of weasels and call myself a great immortal.
I angrily threw out a five-thunder spell, and the policewoman suddenly collapsed on the ground, and I could see a cloud of yellow yin qi rushing out, and then the weasel corpse at my feet suddenly jumped out of the box.
It turned out that the corpse I was holding was the policewoman in front of me.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Two weasels stood on the roof and looked at me and smiled.
"Now you know how powerful the Immortal Family is!"
The two weasels laughed at me and said.
I am now a prisoner, and it is too late to say anything, I took out my mobile phone with difficulty, I thought about it, and hurriedly dialed Ye Wumei's phone, but on the other end of the phone, he actually smiled in horror.
"Who are you looking for?"
This voice is clearly the great immortal in front of me, I angrily dropped my mobile phone, "I don't want to destroy your nest, I am not a Taoist priest of Jinshajiang!" ”
But no matter how hard I try to talk about them, I really can't help them at this time.
At this time, I suddenly remembered that my blood was very powerful in the Imperial Mausoleum, and I could deal with those thousand-year-old ghosts, so I bit the tip of my tongue.
"Damn, it hurts!" I spit on myself first.