Chapter 170: Heaven does not give birth to my wolf, drooling, and the gluttony world is like a long night
In the supermarket.
Lu Yu and a wolf stared wide-eyed.
Although the wolf looks like a wolf, it is actually a wolf, have you ever seen a wolf walking upright? And this wolf also wears a hat and a scarf, which is very familiar.
"King Ben heard that the sheep here are delicious, so I will serve a table to King Ben." The gray wolf said with a wave of wolf claws.
Is the sheep here delicious?
What the hell is this?
However, with the experience of the Soul Heavenly Emperor yesterday, Lu Yu began to link the main god to find the record.
Soon, he flipped to the record.
Well, this thing is really a gray wolf.
He was lured by the Lord God with a sheep.
Lord God, I can only say that you are falsely advertising like this...... Well done!
"Of course I have sheep here." Lu Yu looked at the gray wolf, his eyes lit up.
The gray wolf is an absolute big customer, N times bigger than any Soul Emperor and Kaili.
Don't look at the world of "Joyful and Big Big Wolf" is a funny animation, but it is as black as the world of "Doraemon" where the blue fat man is located.
What superman uniforms, robots, strong pills, spaceships, time shuttles and a lot of other black technology props.
In the original book, the gray wolf used the time shuttle to capture the sample in ancient times to change history, and he didn't worry about whether it would cause him to disappear after the history changed.
Of course, these are not the point, the focus is on the gray wolf himself, no, the gray wolf is a top inventor, he can invent all kinds of unreasonable props, he can completely let the gray wolf make the props he wants.
As for whether the gray wolf will be built.
Lu Yu said that he was not worried at all.
The most important thing the gray wolf wants to do is eat a sheep, and he doesn't have much here, just a lot of sheep.
"Are there really sheep?" The gray wolf also looked at Lu Yu with glowing eyes, quite excited.
"Of course there are sheep, not only sheep, but also sheep with different practices." Lu Yu took out the computer, went over the wall to a Chinese food website, and copied all the food pictures related to sheep in it to show the gray wolf.
Food, or my big Chinese food seems to have a little appetite.
"For example, the lamb skewers, first cut the lamb leg into small pieces, then add light soy sauce, cumin powder, oil, and salt to marinate for half a day, so that the mutton and seasoning fully meet, and then skewer it on a bamboo skewer, put it on an iron plate and bake for five minutes, and a grilled lamb skewer with a smooth and tender entrance and rich flavor will be baked."
"There is also roasted whole sheep, first use 80-90 °C boiling water to blanch the whole body of the sheep, simmer the hair while it is hot, take out the internal organs, scrape and clean, and then put the green onion segment, ginger slices, peppercorns, ingredients, cumin powder in the inner abdomen of the sheep, and rub it with refined salt to taste, and then brush with sesame oil, bake for about 4 hours, with green onions, garlic paste, noodle sauce, lotus leaf cake and bring Mongolian knife to the table, so that a secret Mongolian roasted whole sheep is out of the pot."
"There is also fried beef with green onions, a selection of high-quality ......."
As Lu Yu spoke, he felt that he was a little hungry.
He decided to go back and ask Miss Hill to eat for him.
Ha.......
The gray wolf looked at the picture, listened to Lu Yu's narration, and made up all kinds of sheep practices in his mind, although he didn't eat it, it was already drooling.
This sheep is delicious when you look at it.
"I've said so much, the gray wolf should have been tempted by what I said."
He did it on purpose, and the purpose was to seduce the gray wolf.
As the so-called sheep in hand, I have ...... for the gray wolf.
the groove.
Shut up.
Lu Yu watched the gray wolf flowing like a faucet, and then looked at the ground that was already flooding, Lu Yu really wanted to immediately take a piece of cloth and seal its mouth.
Nima, you're a wolf, not a water pipe.
"Then ......." It may be that the heavens heard Lu Yu's wish, and the gray wolf wiped the corners of his mouth, no longer drooling, and he asked, "Give the sheep to this king." ”
"It's okay to give you sheep to eat, but you have to promise me one condition."
"On what terms?" The gray wolf said, his nose moved slightly, and he began to smell the smell of sheep.
As a wolf who wants to eat sheep, he can smell sheep from 100 meters away.
But there's no smell of sheep here.
Cut!
After talking about feelings for a long time, you don't have sheep at all.
What, you said you're going to catch it now?
Are sheep so easy to catch?
Our wolf clan has surrounded the sheep village for generations, but the wolves that can catch the sheep have been counted in the entire history of the wolf clan, and no wolf can catch the sheep in this generation.
Even if it is caught, there will be various accidents, causing the sheep to flee back.
"It's very simple, you help me make some props, and I'll give you sheep to eat." Lu Yu showed his fox tail.
He wants to turn Big Big Wolf into his long-term laborer.
After all, the real awesome thing about the gray wolf is its creativity, as long as there is time, he can create all kinds of black technology props that do not pay attention to logic and rules.
"Help you make something and the sheep will eat? You're kidding me, you don't have any sheep here. ”
"There are no sheep here, so I'll send them with a phone call."
"A phone call to deliver a sheep? Who do you think you are, wolf god? ”
The gray wolf laughed at the younger brother who hurt.
Thinking that he was too big a wolf, in order to catch sheep, he built robots, spaceships, time shuttles and other awesome props, but he didn't catch a single sheep.
You said that you will send sheep over with a phone call, and you must pay attention to the Basic Law if you brag.
"I'm not a wolf god, I'm your boss." Lu Yu was questioned by the gray wolf, and he was not annoyed at all.
In the world of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", the wolf can't catch the sheep, but it doesn't mean that the Marvel universe can't catch the sheep either.
The sheep here are not the protagonists, there is no luck protection, and if they are caught, they will be caught, and there will never be any accidents that cause the sheep to escape.
Here, as long as there is money, there are sheep in any posture, horizontal, vertical, cut, whole, tied, sm...... Ahem, in short, as long as you have money, you can have any sheep you want.
He took out his mobile phone, found the nearest restaurant that made mutton, opened a door directly, and then pulled the gray wolf inside.
In front of a restaurant, the gray wolf smelled the smell of sheep, and the saliva at the corner of his mouth was flowing.
"Now, I'll ask you if you're convinced."
"Obey it, this king is served, as long as you give me a sheep to eat, I will help you do things, whatever props you want to make, this king will help you make it, as long as you give me a sheep every day, no, as long as you give me a sheep every month, I will help you do things." The gray wolf shrugged his nose and drooled wildly.
To describe it in Li Bai's poem, it is called 'suspicion is that saliva falls for nine days'...... No, it's wrong, it should be 'bright moonlight in front of the bed, spitting on the ground'...... It's not right, it should be 'God doesn't give birth to my wolf drooling, and the gluttony world is like a long night'.
Lu Yu threw out the messy thoughts in his mind, "Then, Big Big Wolf, let's help me cultivate the Lord God first." ”