Smiling and laughing, he slowly stopped, slowly closed his eyes, as if caught in a memory, and said in a whisper-like voice: "More than a hundred years, the battle more than a hundred years ago, I still remember it vividly; At that time, I was just a young and weak demon prince. ”

"I vividly remember that day, when I was outside practicing, the eunuch creature suddenly appeared in front of me, and he was followed by a cart, which was pulled by a creature called a colt."

The King of Sheephorn is usually a very cold demon, but today he has become very special. Perhaps, after a hundred years of suppression, it was unbearable for him as a demon.

"It's the first time I've seen a colt! The sudden appearance of the four-legged creature in front of me startled me so much that I drew my sword and fought it on the spot, but I didn't expect it to be so fragile, and I was hacked to death with a sword. His death frightened the eunuch creature to his knees immediately, his body trembled, and he shouted: 'Lord Hades, don't kill me, I'm a eunuch, I'm the eunuch next to Lafayette, don't kill me'. ”

"I didn't understand him at the time, but I knew he was a creature called a eunuch, and he was very afraid of me! So he became the first trophy of my career, along with all the contents of his car, as well as my trophy. ”

The little devil kneeling down on his head also trembled and listened to the Sheephorn Demon King tell those past secrets, he didn't know if he would be killed by the Demon King afterwards when he heard these words, but he didn't dare to interrupt the Demon King's words; Listening to the secret of the demon king will not necessarily die, but if you disturb the interest of the demon king, you will definitely die immediately.

"Later, through the mage's soul exchange, I learned that this eunuch creature came from a place called Qing, where the land was vast and abundant, and at the same time there lived tens of thousands of eunuch creatures like him, tens of thousands! I think that there are only so many living beings in my demon realm in total, even if you count the elf races on the ground and their many slave races, there are not so many; This Qing is really a magical place. ”

"What's even more amazing is the master of these tens of thousands of eunuch creatures, their master is a female creature called Lafayette, this female creature is very domineering, and at the same time declares war on the heavens and all worlds, there are eight powerful enemies integrated into the coalition to attack the Qing, although the Qing was defeated at the beginning, but still did not give up, and retreated to a large rear called Xi'an, and continued to command the front-line battle. As a female creature, even if she is only a weak eunuch, this domineering is worthy of our respect. ”

"It's a pity that when this eunuch came to our side through a time and space loophole, their war was not over, and the eunuch didn't know if his master Lafayette had won the war."

Speaking of this, the king of sheep's horns smiled, opened his eyes and grinned and said:

"But it doesn't matter, whether they win or lose, as long as we can open the space-time loophole, I will lead my army to meet that Lafayette for a while, and lead my army to rule them! This land of miracles is only worthy of my demons; It was a waste to be occupied by this group of weak eunuchs. ”

And some regrets:

"It's a pity, my mage group tried their best, but they couldn't build the space gate along with that side, and they couldn't even find the space-time loophole that the eunuch had passed through, so they could only passively wait for the space-time loophole to be opened again over there. After so many years, year after year of disappointment, I thought that I would never be able to wait for it in my lifetime, but I didn't expect the demon god to have eyes, and I actually met ...... again when I was in the prime of life."

After saying that, he made a gesture of prayer, as if thanking the demon god for his gift. The lifespan of the demon clan is as long as three hundred years, and when he met the eunuch, he was only a little demon in his twenties, and now more than a hundred years have passed, and his demon life is only half gone.

After praying for a while, he continued:

"Look at these fine porcelain, and these beautiful silks, and these paintings with beautiful lines; What a magical creature a eunuch is! They are weaker than the most delicate demons, and their lifespans are shorter than those of goblins, but they can create things as beautiful as elves; It's amazing. It was with this eunuch and his trophies that I made many high-level demon generals, won the favor of my father, and finally got the right to rule this land. ”

"It's been more than a hundred years, and I finally have the opportunity to obtain that land with rich specialties, and finally have the opportunity to bring the eunuch population under the rule of my demon clan, and create magnificent and brilliant works of art for my demon clan; Show the elves on the ground who think they are elegant but are actually arrogant and what true art is. "Just as a steamed bun from twenty years ago can lead to a bloody case twenty years later, the King of Sheep's Horn seems to have been stimulated by the art of elves when he was a child.

After the absurd and long one-man show, the little devil lying below was already sweating, and said softly: "Don't dare to hide it from the master, the new corpse is basically the same as the corpse treasured by the master, but it's just ......"

The King of Sheephorn said impatiently, "Just what? Let's talk about it soon. ”

The little devil didn't dare to dwell on it anymore, and hurriedly said, "It's just that this new corpse has genitals between its legs, which is slightly different from the one that the master treasured." ”

The King of Sheep's Horn saw that this was indeed the case, but then shook his head again, and said: "They are all eunuchs, whether they have genitals or not, they are not a big threat to us, even if they add genitals, the biological combat power of this kind of eunuch is still so weak that they are confused." ”

Maybe it was because he told the secret that had been hidden in his heart for many years, or maybe he finally waited for the time-space loophole that he had been expecting for many years, the king of sheep's horns was in a good mood, and he was not in a hurry to destroy the mouth of the little demon; Instead, he ordered: "Summon, let the mage group enter the location where the corpse was found, and once the space-time loophole reappears, analyze it immediately; Since the eunuch on the other side of the loophole left a dead body this time, I believe that there will be a next time soon. The three shifts of the mage group must be watched day and night. ”

Unexpectedly, he escaped with his life at the hands of the King of Sheephorn, and the little devil quickly wiped the sweat on his forehead and left.

Looking at the back of the little devil in a panic, the king of sheep's horns muttered:

"I've been waiting for more than a hundred years and don't want to wait any longer."

……

When Ye Jinyu returned to the outside again, the barber shop next door and the people from the glasses shop next door were all looking inside at his door.

Seeing Ye Jinyu appear, they immediately walked in, and while looking around, they asked, "Boss Ye, what happened to you here, it seems that there was a big explosion!" ”

Ye Jinyu said with a surprised face: "Yes? I was moving things inside the cubicle just now, but I was startled when I heard something explode outside. "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. Everyone knew that there was an explosion in their store, and they couldn't hide it if they wanted to, so they could only pretend to be confused and see if they could fool it.

"Don't someone throw a detonator at your house! I look at the fat man in the morning, and he doesn't look like a good person. Someone saw the dispute between Ye Jinyu and Boss Hengsheng, so he kindly reminded Ye Jinyu and asked him: "Boss Ye, do you want me to help you call the police." ”

"In my opinion, eighty percent of it was a good deed done by the person who called the police to come to Boss Ye's store a few days ago." Another detective turned out a clue, everyone in this area knows each other, and there is no big news about the neighbors and harmony on weekdays, Ma Zhibing called the police a few days ago, so that the neighbors on the left and right talked about it for several days; Now as soon as the situation came out, someone immediately singled out Ma Zhibing.

"I know a little bit about that person, it seems that he is involved in the dark, and he is not a good person. Boss Ye, I think you should call the police, someone actually threw a detonator into your store, it's really hateful; This time it's okay to throw it right, but next time, what if you don't throw it well, or throw it wrong and throw it in our store? ”

Several people were talking about ideas, and there were more and more people watching the enthusiasm outside the door, and there was also a shout outside: "Don't worry, I've called the police." ”

In the urban area, such a vicious incident as a detonator explosion occurred, the police took it very seriously, and they had to come quickly, and even brought in experts in riot control and bomb disposal.

The leader of the team was still Officer Liu, and as soon as he saw Ye Jinyu, he shouted.

"You, young man, again; Tell me yourself, how many times have you done something this week? ”

Looking at Officer Liu, who was full of disgust, Ye Jinyu somehow thought of a text "Police and Hymns" that he had learned in school;

Suby, the protagonist of the text, is a homeless man in New York City who lives on heaven and earth. In order to survive the cold winter, Subi chooses to go to prison in the last few months of every year, in order to achieve this goal, he must commit crimes, he does not want to commit murder and robbery or commit more serious crimes, so he chooses to eat and drink, damage shop windows, molest women, disturb the peace, petty theft and other behaviors that are minor but enough to meet his requirements for prison; As a result, he did not succeed. In the end, when Subi was deeply moved to see others playing music and decided to revive himself, he was arrested for no reason and sentenced to three months in prison.

Ye Jinyu is very similar to the protagonist in the text, thinking that when he was first deceived, he had to run to the police station several times a day, hoping that the police would notice him, and then help him find the fellow of the pit people, but the police didn't take it seriously at all, and every time he told himself with a kind attitude that he had been recorded, and then there was no follow-up, and he didn't even remember his appearance. Now that I accidentally discovered the space-time gate, I just wanted to make a fortune quietly, but I didn't expect to invite the police to come to the door one after another.

Despite repeated claims of innocence, the fact that there was an explosion in a downtown area was too serious; Officer Liu still took Ye Jinyu to the police station, and the explosion must be investigated, otherwise if there is a terrorist attack in his own jurisdiction, Officer Liu will not be able to eat and walk around.