Chapter 367: Lu Dongbin's Speculation
After the big yellow dog finished explaining, he looked at Lu Dongbin pitifully and said: "Senior, I told you everything I know, I can go now, my cultivation to the point where it is now, it is not easy, I don't want to die of a rotten stomach." ”
Seeing that Lu Dongbin was silent, the big yellow dog turned his head to look at the roaring dog and said, "Big brother black dog, for the sake of our same lineage, you can help me intercede with my seniors." ”
When the roaring dog heard this, the dog's face immediately pulled down, raised his paw to the head of the big yellow dog a few times, and scolded while beating: "Damn, who is in the same clan as you, how can such a noble bloodline be in the same clan as you." ”
Lu Dongbin, who was silent, finally spoke, and said to the Howling Sky Dog: "Xiao Hei, stop fighting, the empress in the mouth of this big yellow dog may be your Xiao Tiantian." ”
"Really!?" Howling Dog's eyes lit up and he stopped abusing the Big Yellow Dog.
"Brother Bing, is your guess accurate?" Howling Sky Dog hurriedly asked, because the thought of meeting Britney was about to meet, and the Howling Sky Dog was a little excited in his heart.
Lu Dongbin said: "Ten haves." ”
After finishing speaking, Lu Dongbin asked the big yellow dog, "They told you to come here to expand the team, did they tell you to bring those dogs to the base camp?"
The big yellow dog shook his head and said, "Mu You, they Mu You told me." ”
Lu Dongbin touched his chin with his hand and fell into deep thought, when the big yellow dog saw Lu Dongbin like this, he thought that he had said the wrong thing again, and hurriedly begged Lu Dongbin for mercy.
"Xiao Shao, what can you do?" Lu Dongbin suddenly turned his head to Shao Yitian and asked.
Shao Yitian glanced at the Roaring Sky Dog and said, "Brother Bing, the only way to do this is to penetrate the enemy's interior and wait for the rabbit." ”
When Lu Dongbin heard this, he nodded and said, "It coincides with my thoughts." ”
The head of the Roaring Sky Dog didn't react for a while, and he didn't understand what kind of dumb riddle Shao Yitian and Lu Dongbin were playing, so he couldn't help asking, "Brother Bin, what are you two talking about?"
Lu Dongbin walked up to the Howling Sky Dog and touched the head of the Howling Sky Dog with his hand. The Howling Dog instinctively dodged for a moment and said, "Brother Bing, don't be so gentle with me, I'm afraid." ”
Lu Dongbin looked at the Roaring Sky Dog and said with a smile: "Xiao Hei, don't you want to know what dumb riddle I was playing with Xiao Shao just now?" Okay, I'll tell you now." We've unanimously decided that you'll be able to penetrate the enemy's interior, then take the opportunity to find out their lair and then wipe them out. ”
When the Howling Dog heard that he had to carry out such a difficult task by himself, he said dissatisfiedly, "Why me?"
Shao Yitian and Lu Dongbin said in unison: "Because you are a dog!"
In this way, the Howling Sky Dog entered the enemy's interior with a face full of unwillingness.
"Let's go, Big Yellow Dog. The roaring dog urged the big yellow dog in dissatisfaction.
The big yellow dog said respectfully: "Brother Hei, you invite first, you invite first." ”
After watching the Howling Dog and the Big Yellow Dog walk into the cave, Shao Yitian asked, "Brother Bin, what should we do next?"
Lu Dongbin said: "Let's just wait for good news" Lu Dongbin then yawned and said, "Let's go, go home and continue sleeping." ”
The next day, Liu Sihan got up and found that Xiao Baihua and Xiao Hei were gone, and couldn't help asking, "Yitian, where are Xiao Baihua and Xiao Hei?"
When Shao Yitian didn't know how to explain, Brother Bin came and said: "Brother and sister, Xiao Hei and Xiao Baihua have eloped." ”
Shao Yitian heard this, his head was full of black lines, my brother Bin, you can find this reason is too shocking, if the little white flower and the roaring dog are a male and a female, you said that the two dogs eloped for great love, and it is reasonable. The point is that these two dogs are male dogs, do dogs also engage in it, Ji?
Lu Dongbin continued: "Brother and sister, don't worry, the two of them will come back when they are tired of playing outside, so you can rest assured that you can go to your class." ”
Shao Yitian also nodded and agreed: "Yes, Sihan, Xiaobaihua and Howling Sky Dog are just going out for a walk, maybe they will come back in a few days, so you don't have to worry about the two of them." ”
After Liu Sihan and Shen Xue went to work, Shao Yitian walked up to Lu Dongbin and asked, "Brother Bin, how did you guess that the empress in the mouth of the big yellow dog was the lemon fairy's Britney?"
Not long after Lu Dongbin came to the mortal world, he contracted many bad diseases, such as smoking and playing online games.
No, Lu Dongbin was holding a pair of slippers on his feet, he was cross-legged by Erlang, with a cigarette in his mouth, full of smoke, one hand on the keyboard, one hand clenched his arm, staring at the computer screen intently.
Hearing Shao Yitian's question, Lu Dongbin's eyes still never left the computer screen.
"I can't explain this to you for a while, but after Bing finishes playing this, I'll explain it to you slowly. Oh, by the way, I'm running out of cigarettes, so go buy me a pack. Lu Dongbin said.
Shao Yitian was speechless, and now he was about to run errands.
After coming to the small shop outside the community, Shao Yitian simply bought a cigarette and went back, so as not to run outside twice in three days.
After buying the cigarettes back, Lu Dongbin's game was over. After Lu Dongbin opened the newly bought cigarette, he took out a lighter and lit it, took a deep breath, and looked like he was enjoying it.
"I still know this lemon fairy's Britney very well, Britney is a little rebellious, she stays in heaven every day, and when she gets tired of it, she secretly runs to the mortal world. With its character, it will definitely not be just to play around, and finally no one will restrain it, or do something shocking, it will not be Britney. ”
Hearing this, Shao Yitian has a basic understanding of the lemon fairy's Britney, and this Britney is afraid that she is a rebellious little sister.
Lu Dongbin continued: "And according to what the big yellow dog said, this matter only started recently, and it coincided with the time when Xiao Tiantian secretly ran to the nether realm. So I guessed that the so-called empress must be Britney, and only she has the ability to stir up the demon world at peace. ”
After listening to Lu Dongbin's analysis, Shao Yitian felt that this was not an analysis, it was all speculation. In case you guess wrong, then the undercover agent of the Howling Sky Dog is in vain.
At this moment, the howling dog is enjoying a good life in the cave, and several female dogs gather around the howling dog and gently press it on the body with their paws. The Howling Dog was lying on a hide with a pleasant expression.
In the form of the roaring dog, it is completely the landlord of the feudal society.
"Hey, big yellow dog, the chicken legs of this god dog are gone, hurry up and go to the city to buy some back. The howling dog gave an order to the big yellow dog like a big old man.
The big yellow dog said with a bitter dog face: "Lord Divine Dog, I have no money on me." ”
The roaring dog said angrily: "I don't know how to think of a way if I don't have any money, you are also a level 5 monster, so you can't use your brain to think of a way." In this way, this god dog will think of a way for you, and if you run out of money, you will rob or steal. ”
The big yellow dog was suddenly full of black lines, ah, what the hell are you doing?
"Big Yellow Dog, come out quickly to meet the Empress's envoy. Just then, a voice entered the cave.
When the big yellow dog heard this, he immediately said to the roaring dog: "Lord Divine Dog, they are coming, they are coming." ”
Seeing this, the whistling dog immediately pushed the female dog next to him away, and then pretended to have a lost expression and sat on the side in a daze.
After the big yellow dog saw that everything was in order in the cave, he walked out in a hurry, and shouted as he walked: "Your Excellency, Your Excellency, Your Excellency, you have lost your welcome, you have lost your welcome......