Wait a minute!

Tang Seng can't jump into the river to commit suicide, in case the river god comes to say that the infinite multiverse of the river is under my control, and then fish out three Tang Seng from the river and throw them in front of him, he has to go crazy.

So Tang Seng, you still play self-immolation, if you feel that self-immolation is too painful, you can consider hanging, jumping off the building, eating poison, if you still feel painful, let me cut off your dog's head with a knife, I guarantee that you will not be painful to complete the task of learning from the scriptures.

"You're a real sissy."

There was a newcomer in the group who scolded Tang Seng, and Lu Yu suddenly had a feeling of confidant, and then .......

"It's even more sissy than the river god."

Lu Yu: ????

He was confused, how did the other party know about the river god, isn't it......

He clicked on the other party's information, only to see that the other party's avatar was a woman with an awl face and a thick mask on her face.

Name: Nuwa

Age: Secret

Gender: Female

Location: The world of 100,000 Bad Jokes.

Well, I know that it is the people of the Ten Colds, counting it, the thunder god Thor, the river god plus this woman and the spicy man, there are already 4 people in the Ten Colds around him.

"Could it be that this is the legendary fate?" Lu Yu felt that if he really had a fate with "100,000 Bad Jokes", then wait for the lottery to let him draw out the Creation Scepter.

He wants to use the Creation Scepter to witness the friendship between "100,000 Bad Jokes" and himself, but he doesn't know if Uncle System will give this face.

"Nuwa?" The little master looked at the other party's nickname, quite confused.

Although he felt that he knew that he had met the immortals when he saw this group, he was still shocked when he saw Nuwa, after all, the immortals are also divided into large and small, from the small to the land lord to the Jade Emperor, which are divided into levels.

And needless to say, Nuwa's rank, the ancient god, the mother of mankind, is the top god.

How could he not be surprised?

"Please call me Queen." When Nuwa heard someone shouting for herself, she instinctively opened her mouth and said, after she finished speaking, she found that this was not her family temple, but the chat group of the Ten Thousand Worlds, and what she said just now seemed to damage the image of her, the highest god in the East, so she immediately hid, "I want to do maintenance, you play by yourself." ”

"Could it be that the word 'Nuwa' is pronounced 'queen'?" The little master was even more confused, and for the first time doubted that he had learned Chinese characters in vain for so many years.

"Weakly, can you not fight." As a group that always pays attention to the group and plans to hug the thighs of the group, the big snake Ji saw that the atmosphere in the group was a little bad, and immediately came out to persuade him.

However, no one paid any attention to her.

The current Huoyun Evil God just wants to be beaten to death, "I'm in the Shanghai Research Center for Abnormal People, and the person who just said he was going to kill me with one punch, you can come to me." ”

Saitama was stunned, Shanghai? Is there a place for me, how do I not remember that there is a city called Shanghai in District 11?

"What kind of place is Shanghai?"

Huoyun Evil God frowned, you don't even know such a famous place in Shanghai? You probably want to avoid the war, so he said in the group: "If you can't find Shanghai, you can name a location, and I'll come to you." ”

"I'm in City A right now." Saitama replied.

This time it's the turn of the Huoyun Evil God to be stunned, City A? Is there such a place, how come I don't remember that there is a city called City A in China?

Lu Yu saw that these two people didn't make an appointment with each other, so he couldn't help but come out and say: "This group has a red envelope function, which is the button above, just operate it...... It can teleport people to the other party's face, you can send red envelopes if you want to fight, and other people should be careful not to grab red envelopes, otherwise they will be killed, don't blame me for not reminding me. ”

The last sentence is to establish rules.

After all, there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and there are more members in the group, and there are more people in the group, in case he sends a red envelope, which one of the eyes is quick to snatch the red envelope, it is not flying to cause trouble.

So he explained in advance that if he still grabbed the red envelope like this, then he didn't need to go through the process, and he would just be killed.

Yue Buqun, who was peeping at the screen while walking down the mountain, suddenly felt a faint sadness when he saw this sentence.

If I had known that it would be so easy to go to Tian Boguang's side, I would have gone down to the fart mountain and asked a fart friend to find Tian Boguang's whereabouts, just teleport over directly.

"I see." Saitama nodded and said, "This group is quite convenient, Huoyun Evil God, did you pass it over or did I pass it on?" ”

"You passed it on." Although the Huoyun Evil God looks crazy, he is not stupid, what if he is beaten up by teleporting to someone else's territory by himself?

Don't look at him shouting 'I just want to be beaten to death', but that's just a lie, his real idea is to kill others, and what he wants to kill is not an ordinary person, but a master who can fight him.

"Oh, I'll go over then."

Saitama directly became a red envelope, and he didn't think about what to do if he was beaten, because no matter how many enemies he could solve with just one punch, what if he couldn't solve it with one punch, then two punches...... It's weird.

No one could stop his punch, at least not yet.

A big red envelope lay in the group, motionless.

All the peepers watched, but no one dared to move.

Lu Yu said before that he didn't grab the red envelopes indiscriminately, otherwise he would be killed and don't blame him for not reminding him, so everyone didn't dare to move.

The Huoyun Evil God looked at the red envelopes in the group, and suddenly didn't want to order them.

After all, this group is so weird, wouldn't it be tragic if he clicked on the red envelope and a monster popped up in it?

As a martial artist, he wants to be killed by a martial artist, or to kill a martial artist, not to fight some demons and monsters.

Besides, if you tell me to open a red envelope, do I have to open a red envelope? Then wouldn't my Fire Cloud Evil God be too faceless.

In short, it's not that he coaxed it, it's that he doesn't want to order.

As a master who has stood at the pinnacle of the rivers and lakes, he can do whatever he wants, and no one can control it, which is called doing whatever he wants.

"What, the weather is so good today, I'm going out for a walk, who of you will come to the abnormal people research center to play in the future, I'll invite you to dinner."

Eat your sister, stinky shameless guy.

The people in the group saw that the Huoyun Evil God was so shameless, and they all despised it in their hearts, you said you, and began to shout that you wanted to be beaten to death, and now people are coming to beat you, you are cowardly again, you can't be too Huoyun Evil God.

Tian Boguang despised the Huoyun Evil God in his heart, and then worshiped the Huoyun Evil God deeply.

First crazy hatred, and when others ask for the address to make an appointment, they dive and play, and the operation of the fire cloud evil god to fly a kite is really a model for my generation.

Thinking of the model, Tian Boguang remembered the Yue Buqun who was going to cut himself, and suddenly felt stable, I can't beat you, can't I fly a kite yet?