Chapter 5: Failed?
After the T-virus and Alice's blood are injected into the body. Li Xiaoye gritted his teeth, ready to meet the next pain, but after waiting for a while, his body didn't seem to react at all.
"Eh, what about the pain, what about the reaction, why don't you feel anything? Was this a success or a failure? Would you like to give it a try......
So Li Xiaoye picked up the knife and cut a small infusion on the finger of his left hand, and blood flowed out along the small incision.
I looked at the color, it was red, and there was nothing wrong with it, but why did this little wound not heal after waiting for a few minutes? Nima won't be useless, right? I was blind with Lao Tzu's red wine and cigars, I knew that it was better to go back directly, and I was angry.
"Haha, master, you're really funny, when you watch a movie, when you see people infected with the virus and detoxification in pain, if you want to say that the pain is the needle inserted for a while, other times you don't feel it at all. Have you read too many fantasy novels? ”
"Starfire? Starfire, you're finally out, I'm finally seeing you again. Are you resting well, do you want me to give you something to relax? ”
Although he is nominally the owner of this goods, Xinghuo is too pitiful, and he ran to rest when he said he would rest, and he couldn't find any figure (Xinghuo was indeed not human), and he didn't come out for so long.
Forget it, you still have to stutter first, after all, you have to rely on it to go home.
"Master, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you're good at kneeling and licking, forget it, for the sake of the master's sincerity, I'll tell the master how to really fuse the T virus, and then take the master back to the real world. However, I have a small request that I hope the host can accommodate me, otherwise I will not be happy and may not remember how to go home......"
"It's okay, you say, as long as I can do it, I will do it."
Li Xiaoye patted his chest, indicating that he, the master, was doing his best for his housekeeper. Of course, whether Starfire agrees or not, he has already set Starfire as a butler, just like Iron Man's Jarvis.
Alas, but I just don't know when Starfire will be as obedient as Jarvis?
"Master, this one, I absorbed some of your characteristics when I was born, so I am a bit like you in personality. You get the idea, right? ”
"Personality like me, and then what? Starfire, can you speak more directly, don't keep twisting and turning? How can I, a straight man in science, understand, and say that it is like me......"
"Master, isn't there an artificial intelligence when I heard about this movie, called the Red Queen, so you understand, can the master help me bring the Red Queen back, I want to talk about life and ideals with the Red Queen......"
"Damn, Xinghuo, you have a really heavy taste. Is that okay between you artificial intelligence? It's all code and machine, what's going on? Is it possible to put you in a computer and your code can be melted? ”
"Phew, master, don't be so obscene, okay, what I said about talking about life and ideals is really chatting, and communicating with different artificial intelligence can improve our level. Although I'm now at the highest level and don't need to be promoted.,But I'm still happy to help that little Lori grow up.,After all, it's my instinct to be willing to help others.,This is also passed down from the master.。 ”
"Oh, I see, Starfire, you're really a good program to help others. Deal! ”
Although I kept slandering this unscrupulous artificial intelligence in my heart for wanting to play Lori's cultivation plan, I still "endured humiliation" in order to return to the real world.
"Xinghuo, then how can you really fuse the T virus?"
"Master, it's actually very simple, your T-virus has actually fused with you, but it hasn't taken effect yet, and you will find out in half an hour that your wound is no longer bleeding."
"Starfire, can you please stop playing with me for a fool? Nima's small wound, even without the T virus, can stop bleeding in a few minutes. Do you think I didn't study biology? ”
“oh,I am so
Y, I forgot that the master is also a college graduate after all, and the basic biology is still studied. Master, you just wait for half an hour and then try to cut the wound. I vouch for it with my program, and this time it will be fine. ”
"Okay, Lao Tzu really believes in your evil, wait for half an hour and try again, if it doesn't work, I'll take you, I can't help it!!" It's really a person who fell into another world and was bullied by the 'program'. Nima even came out of the program.
Li Xiaoye's feeling now is only one sentence: It's a dog.
Half an hour later...... Li Xiaoye picked up the knife and made a cut on the finger of his right hand, probably thinking that the cut was symmetrical and beautiful, and the obsessive-compulsive disorder really couldn't hurt.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the wound to heal. It turned out to be true, I had really successfully fused the T virus. Now I finally have the ability to protect myself.
Try telekinesis again. After testing, Li Xiaoye found that his current telekinesis was still very weak, and he could only lift something as heavy as a spoon. If you want to be able to form a protective barrier to block bullets like in the movie, it is estimated that there is still a long way to go.
But even so, Li Xiaoye is already very satisfied, if this is in the company, if the mind moves, the skirt of the female colleague is not good....... Hey, hey, hey.
No, no, I'm not such a shameless person, I must have been led crooked by this guy Xinghuo, it must be! Amitabha, Amitabha.
After perfectly smashing the pot on Xinghuo's body, Li Xiaoye suddenly reacted to something.
"Wait, Starfire, I look like you've been tricked again. Aren't you an empty glove white wolf? I've already fused the T virus, and I'll find out sooner or later, but now you've been tricked by you into finding the Red Queen, and it's a place of death all the way. Can't you be sincere? You still keep calling me master, is that how you play with me? ”
"Hehe, master, you've found out. But don't worry, master, you've fused the T-virus, and those zombies and predators can't get in your way. You just need to help me get the red queen. I'll take you back to the real world and surprise you? ”
"Hmph, hmph, just don't be scared." Li Xiaoye didn't trust his artificial intelligence at all in his heart. Compared with Tony's Jarvis, I found that my Starfire was really not worrying about pit myself everywhere, and I was really tired.
After thinking about it, Li Xiaoye still decided to go to Alice's house to wait for the rabbit, after all, there would be mercenaries to open the underground entrance of the hive. When the time comes, I will show my identity as an umbrella employee, and I believe that I can follow them into the hive.
When I came to Alice's house and looked at the time, there were still a few minutes before the big scene of breaking doors and windows would be staged. I thought that Alice was still lying in the bathtub.
In line with the idea of caring for beauty and cherishing the world, Li Xiaoye took advantage of Alice's coma to go to the bedroom and find a pajama for Alice in the bathtub to wear.
What a sexy stunner. It can be said that Alice has always been the goddess of Li Xiaoye's dreams, and her figure and appearance are on par with the Black Widow in the Marvel movie. If only you could be in the same bed with these two goddesses...... Hee-hee, hey-hee.
Just as Li Xiaoye kept YY and her saliva was about to flow out, Alice, who was lying in the bathtub, suddenly woke up. Looking at the drooling man in front of him, he couldn't help asking, "Who are you and where am I now?" ”
"Alice, I'm Lee, it's yours...... Friend. I stumbled to your door during a night walk and wanted to come over to talk to you, but I didn't expect to see you unconscious in the bathtub, so I found a pajama for you to put on in your bedroom. ”
"By the way, Alice, how did you fall unconscious in the bathtub?"
"This is my house, yes, how I got into a coma, I don't know. I don't remember anything now, but thank you, Lee, by the way, can you help me up? ”
Alice suddenly thought that it was this man who had put on her pajamas, and her face suddenly turned red.
"Of course, no problem, it's my pleasure to serve beautiful women." After that, Li Xiaoye also made an extremely gentlemanly move. It's just that it looks a little nondescript and makes Alice laugh.
Then Li Xiaoye himself laughed awkwardly, really pretending to be *not successful*.
At this moment, something like a bottle suddenly came in the villa, and Li Xiaoye immediately reacted that this was the *** at the beginning of the movie, are the mercenaries coming? So he turned around and hugged Alice, and closed his eyes himself while covering Alice's eyes with his hands.
Li Xiaoye couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Is the end of mankind about to begin?