Chapter 40: This cuckoo is not stupid

Just like those ladies who pick up orchids and point out dead ghosts, dead looks, definitely don't want to be widows.

Liu Luan scolded and scolded the dead cat, and never thought of turning the raccoon into a dead cat.

Even if she dies, she can't die at her hands!

Her eyes were red, her mouth was slightly open, and her heart jumped up to scold her mother. Recently, which stinky and shameless person gave some bad luck curse, the good princess became a side room, borrowed a cat to come out, the prince didn't like to want to go, a cat it didn't like it, and it was lost.

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, if it weren't for the presence of the prince, she would be able to turn Chen Wanwan's belly bulging like the bottom of a pot over with one kick, and she could make a bowl of soup if it was concave!

Liu Luan hurriedly got into the carriage, and didn't forget to drag the prince when he was leaving, "Your Highness, I'm so anxious that I'm out of shape." ”

The group hurriedly rushed towards the Zheng Guo Mansion.

And Min Weixiu and Jiang Yanzhi, who were squatting in the canopy of the wall of Zheng Guogong's mansion, all showed unbearable expressions.

"The three kings, the raccoon is too miserable, it's going to be shaved off, it's just miserable. Or I'll go down and save it......"

Although Min Weixiu is five big and three coarse, she can't stand the eyes of the raccoon dog full of tears, and she looks like a woman from a good family is about to sacrifice her life for righteousness, and she can't help it when she sees that Wu Guogong is coming!

Jiang Yanzhi opened his eyes and shook his head, "No, no, if the raccoon is unharmed, then how can Lin Niangzi blow the pillow wind?" I'm really sorry for it, how did I know that the Wang family is so anxious, as soon as they catch the cat, they immediately lose their hair and want to cook it......"

As he spoke, the woman who was shaving the cat with a machete in the yard and the one who was killing chickens next to her chatted casually.

"This cat is strangely good-looking, according to me, it should be kept with the fur and skin, and make a fur collar for my granddaughter, which is also beautiful! How do you know that the main family even has to eat the skin, and stuffs a little chicken cub into the cat's belly, what is this saying? ”

The woman who killed the chicken looked around and said mysteriously: "Don't you know, the daughter of my second uncle's niece is serving by the side of Grandpa Guo, and I heard that it is not very good...... I ate it black before, and the yin qi is heavy. Now you need yang energy, and the new one is just a female, so add a boy chicken to add yang energy! ”

Zheng Guogong was already a handful of years old when he took refuge in the Chai family, and now the Chen Dynasty has been newly established for more than ten years, and he is simply too old to move.

Someone scolded him two years ago, what's the matter with occupying the pit and not? Zheng Gong is old, can he still eat?

Zheng Guogong is a face-saving person, he also wants to be like Lian Po, stuff a few bowls with a sigh, and yell to eat!

But I had no choice but to lose all my teeth, so I could only endure the pain and drink a few bowls of porridge, and weakly replied that I could eat.

I can drink porridge, and porridge is rice.

In the past year, I can't even drink porridge, so I drink rice soup instead.

"I see." The woman muttered, but the knife in her hand was not slow, and in a few moments the hair on the tanuki's ass was shaved.

Min Weixiu couldn't bear to look at it, turned her head to look at the gate, and when she saw Liu Luan's clear oil-topped carriage, she immediately dragged Jiang Yanzhi.

Jiang Yanzhi took a deep breath, "Cuckoo cuckoo, cuckoo cuckoo." ”

When the woman with the knife heard this, her hand shook, and she cut a small thin opening in the raccoon, "Haha, did you hear it, I'm afraid this cuckoo is not a fool, it's all Chongyang, it's going to be frosty, what kind of grain is it?" ”

Jiang Yanzhi's face darkened.

Min Weixiu almost fell from the tree without laughing.

Regardless of whether the cuckoo is a fool or not, Lu Bing is obviously not a fool, when he arrives at the gate of the mansion and hears the cuckoo's call, he knows where Jiang Yanzhi is.

The group relied on the majesty of the prince and knocked on the door of Zheng Guogong's mansion, Lu Bing sighed, it was time to test his acting skills again.

"Your Highness, look at the smoke coming from there, I'm afraid it's not the kitchen, and the raccoon will be ......."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Luan had already pulled out his legs and ran in that direction, rampage like a rabbit.

By the time she rushed to the small yard, the raccoon had already kicked off half of its hair, and was shrinking into a ball with tears in her eyes, and there was a blood mark on her body, which was clearly about to skin and bleed!

Liu Luan screamed and pushed the red line: "You go and bring the cat over." ”

Cats with cats dislike shedding, but they can't bear it without hair, because it's not good-looking!

Red Thread was already frightened into red eyes, rushed over, snatched the raccoon from under the knife, and shouted, "How dare you steal Concubine Linde's cat!" ”

Lin Defei's cat ...... When Wang Qilang, who rushed to hear the news, heard this, his legs trembled a little.

He stabilized his mind and bowed to the prince, and then said: "I'm afraid this young lady is mistaken, this cat was bought by us, how can it be Concubine Linde's cat?" ”

Liu Luan came back to her senses, her mind was spinning, if she didn't lock this pot on the head of Zheng Guogong's mansion today, Lin Niangzi would blame her Liu Luan.

Thinking like this, she said loudly: "This is Concubine Lin De's raccoon, I took it out of the palace to play today, but I didn't expect it to be stolen by you and that Chen Million, if I hadn't caught up if I hadn't run slowly...... Don't think that because you change from a purple shirt to a blue shirt, we won't recognize you. ”

"Poor tanuki, huh...... It's winter, but your hair has been shaved off, and you're probably going to freeze to death...... Boom...... The raccoon is an official family, and he was chosen to give it to Lin Niangzi, he is a royal cat! What is your royal family's intention to kill the royal cat? ”

When Wang Qilang heard this, he really trembled, and said that women have big breasts and no brains...... This Liu Luan is a heretic! It's just a word for heart!

"This is indeed Concubine Linde's raccoon, and you can see that it has a small white bead around its neck, and its name is written on it!"

Lu Bing walked to the red line and flicked the cat around its neck, and sure enough, it had a snow-white ribbon tied around its neck, and at the lower end of the ribbon was a snow-white bead with the word raccoon engraved on the bead.

The crowd was silent for a moment.

The hobby of the nobles is not ordinary. Doesn't tying such a collar mean not tying it? Why the hell do you want to tie it, the ghost can see it! There is also Lu Bing, the old man said that the small eyes are focused, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

Lu Bing was watched by so many people, and he was a little panicked.

Why did he know the tanuki had this thing on its neck...... Because this was discovered by the three kings when they were secretly petting cats before.

Lin Niangzi probably wanted to fight in the palace, and the enemy said, there are more white cats, how do you know that this is your civet, you call it, see if it should be? At this time, Lin Niangzi pulled away the hair of the raccoon dog majestically, ripped this thing off, and confused the other party's face!

Cool? Just ask you if you're cool!

The more Lu Bing thought about it, the more frightened he became, the people in the palace were all too yin!