Chapter 2 Stringing Lines
It has been 4 Earth days since the day Isis came to this world. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But these four days were fleeting for Is.
Not only the length of the "day" here, but also the third universe is very short. is also because he has been busy exploring and studying the rules and culture of the new world these days, and he has lived a very fulfilling life.
However, these four days were too long and too painful for the royal father and queen mother, and for all the other people in the palace!
Because, they are the new world that is being studied!
"Ah!!!!!!! The young master is rude!!!!!!! ”
The maid Zhilan let out an earth-shattering shout, and then, with a wave of her smooth jade hand, she threw out the water scoop in her hand and hit it straight at Is.
The poor alien couldn't control this four-dimensional body autonomously at the moment, and he didn't even hide, so he let the water scoop hit him firmly on the brain.
There was a crisp "bang", and the scoop was split in half......
So, Zhilan was desperate to find that the stupid young master of their family was completely unmoved and continued to stare at her taking a bath!
"Ahh
The other maids heard Zhilan's shouts and hurriedly rushed in to protect Zhilan. Seeing the pitiful appearance of the sisters, the girls turned their heads one after another, glaring at Isis with sad and angry faces, and a few others, they simply ran directly to the Wang family to complain!
After a while, the Wang family, who knew that his stupid son was in trouble again, hurried here.
I saw the splash of water in Zhilan's maid's room (the splash brought by throwing the scoop), and the mess all over the ground (the broken scoop), I can't help but think of what kind of play was staged here before, "The gentleman is flirting with the maid, and the chaste maid is not obeying the death"!
"Yuanfeng...... You, what are you doing here! That's a ...... What a ......."
Wang couldn't go on talking anymore, he just felt that it was a mess and a mess in front of him! My baby son, how can I do this kind of situation that makes people unable to get off the stage recently!
Iss didn't say a word of defense, and he wasn't very good at speaking anyway.
But his "taciturnity" caused everyone to think crankily: The young master was just bumped into by his subordinates some time ago and perverted his body in the room, and he was **! It's only been a long time, and I can't help but provoke the innocent girl again!
In fact, Isis was very wronged, because his consciousness could not be separated from his body, he could not directly "see" the body under the human clothes, which really affected his research homework!
The male human body, he has his own reference, but the female human body, it is really difficult.
How could Isis not be excited to finally see a female human being in an unsheltered situation? How can you not go in the door and find out!
As for causing another big misunderstanding, Iss thinks that it is all dedicated to the exploration of the third universe.
Anyway, his current human identity can give him a good explanation and camouflage for his "out-of-line" behavior, which is the most cost-effective!
As a result, the news that Young Master Yuanfeng of the Wang family had become more stupid spread quietly.
As long as they go out, the Wang family can always hear others unscrupulously ridiculing their son-in-law from the gossip in their ears!
It's really unbearable...... Can't their young master be a little angry!
Aliens are unaware of this.
Even when Iss first went out and encountered a group of human cubs who were laughing at him, he was not moved in the slightest, and even helped them pick up the fallen vine balls.
This matter fell into the eyes of outsiders, but it can be regarded as confirming the fact that the prince of the Wang family is a fool, even if the yellow-mouthed child can also be bullied.
However, in fact, Isis is just exercising the coordination of the four-dimensional body. As for the cynicism, he half didn't understand it, and half didn't bother to pay attention to it.
On that day, after Wang Taichang went down to court, he actually met his old rival in front of the sedan chair, and the king gave advice.
What kind of goods Wang Popin is, the royal father knew it clearly, and immediately beckoned his subordinates to leave.
But where was Wang Pupin willing to let go of this great opportunity, and immediately shouted: "Slow down, Lord Wang, how is your son-in-law lately?" Can you find a doctor to cure a strange disease? Hahahaha......"
"Humph!" Wang Taichang flicked his sleeves, ignored the ridicule given by the king, and fled in a sedan chair.
Since the best doctors in the city said that Yuanfeng's stupidity was a congenital disease that only immortals could cure, then he went to visit the immortals to cure Yuanfeng!
As soon as he got home, Wang Taichang went straight to the study, took out the immortal tokens that he had been reluctant to use for many years, and asked his subordinates to prepare fast horses, so he planned to go to the Langya Mountain to find the fox fairy who gave the token back then.
On this trip, Taichang planned to take his stupid son with him, but when he came to the backyard and saw the actions of the Islamic Machinery, he would come with the same hands and feet from time to time...... Just think about it.
Iss didn't know why the native, who had been asked to be called "Daddy", had just reached the door and turned away. He's combing through the spatial knowledge he's learned these days.
Of course, in the eyes of outsiders, their Yuanfeng son is in a daze again!
"'Father' and 'mother' are used to refer to the giver of life of an indigenous person.
The 'father' of this body is the four-dimensional carbon-based creature just now. 'Niang' is the one who often brings 'food' to this body.
Well, life here is obtained by the mating of two types of creatures, female and male, unlike our third universe, which is born from the split consciousness of a previous generation.
But what exactly is the process of 'mating'? We need to find some test subjects to study.
Although this kind of reproduction is relatively inefficient, it may be the key reason for the great diversity between the organisms in this world. ”
Isis can now understand most of the simple expressions, such as "eat, sleep, scream, don't move, roll".
Of course, there's also the word "mating", and I don't know which pickled guy taught him.
At the same time, he also knew that when the female natives screamed, what he did at that time was probably wrong.
I have to say that the female indigenous voice is a good reminder system, and with their reminders, it makes Yisi progress rapidly!
However, the most difficult thing for Iss to understand is that people in this universe must "go to the toilet" or "change clothes" every once in a while.
Because of the control of the body of Is, it is carried out with consciousness. If it weren't for the fear of consuming too much consciousness energy, ISS would even be able to control the expression of each gene!
Therefore, it is too inefficient and wasteful for Yisi to absorb nutrients from food through the intestines. He directly controls the organs to act on the food, and there is no excess waste at all.
Even if there is something in it that is not good for the body, it can forcibly destroy its most basic particle structure and convert it into particles that can be absorbed!
But, in order not to show his peculiarities, he learned to "pretend" to go to the toilet.
In fact, the liquid he discharged was just simple water molecules, purer and cleaner than the water he drank here. As for the other type of toileting, who can tell whose excrement it is? The ancient health system was not so sophisticated!
At night, after losing the direct irradiation of the stars in this celestial system, although Iss did not have to "sleep", in order to "fit in" faster, he also obediently lay back on the bed according to the instructions of the "mother", closed his eyelids, and blocked his eyes that always seemed full of energy.
Reduces the output of consciousness energy and continuously sends distress signals to the Third Universe......
Just when Iss thought it was another normal night, a message from the Consciousness Link Tube (the lowering equipment originally connected to the Third Universe) broke the peace!
[Who's talking?] 】
!!!!!!!!
Is's consciousness fluctuated, and it reached a peak in an instant, and he actually received a signal!! Is it the response of the Third Academy of Cosmological Sciences?!!
Pressing back his excitement, Isis opened all the functions of the Consciousness Link Tube. First, I checked whether the regression confirmation button had returned to its blue state, and when I found that it was still gray, I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.
Then, he stopped the automatic distress signal from the link tube and sent the message to consciousness.
"Hello!
Is that the third universe over there?
I'm Geek Is!
The seventh descending exploration team is a high-dimensional species, Geek Is!
I was going on my first downgrade exploration! ……”
Before Iss finished speaking, he found that the signal channel was strangely unable to continue to enter information, as if this channel had a limit on the content of information.
Eth had no choice but to send the above message first, and then continue to enter new information.
……
["Originally"? What's wrong? 】
……
"I've lost contact with the Third Academy of Cosmos!
The link to the return of consciousness has completely failed.
I can't go back to the third universe!
I don't even know which grassroots universe I have been descended to! ”
Once again, in annoyance, Iss stopped his full grid of consciousness inputs.
Can't the other party upgrade his backward consciousness information contact, and there are still people in the third universe who use old antiques with such a small storage capacity?
……
[How could you not know?] 】
……
How could it not be known?
If I knew, I wouldn't be lost here! Is the other party stupid? Isn't he from the Third Universe at all? I actually don't understand what I said about the downgrade exploration plan!
Isis only felt angry, he was not in the mood to joke with some third universe creature right now!
However, after all, there is still a request for the other party, and you can't show dissatisfaction. Isis had to hold back his impatience, hoping that the other party would hand over this signal channel to Wei Wei, who could communicate.
"It's hard to explain.
But if you have a way to contact the Academy of Sciences, it doesn't matter what dimension it is!
Could you please give them this signal channel? ”
Isis waited for the other party's response with hope, and hoped that the next person to communicate with him was a "knowledgeable" third universe creature who could understand his current situation.
If there is another troublemaker, Isco will really collapse!
However, in the end, this message seemed to sink into the sea, and after a long time, there was no response......