Twenty years later, the heir of Yin and Yang has grown up.

That is a smart and kind His Royal Highness, known as Gongzi Dao in history, and his name Taiyi.

His genes are flawless, unmatched in the entire galaxy, and he is revered by his people as an invincible vector.

It is said that this highness is extremely handsome, and every year when he goes to the folk to enjoy the flowers, there will always be countless girls following him, and even pushing and pulling each other, just to grab the best position to see the idol more.

Once when he was on a boat, the AI girl who navigated couldn't hold back and sang a song like this for him:

"Here the author omitted 800 words."

The men on the bridge were all fascinated by these eight hundred words, but Gongzidao ordered the girl to leave the bridge.

His Highness hates AI, and he doesn't like any woman, and he can continue to feel sorry for himself in the mirror for hours, or practice his sword in front of his own reflection in the lake.

There was no moon in the water, and the young highness was getting thinner and thinner.

The prime minister was worried, but he was helpless.

The old man was gray-haired, lamenting and sad in the laboratory, and he had just developed a prototype AI that understood the ins and outs of the matter.

"Fusion is on top!" archetypal body emotion,

"My creator, a demigod-like being, is mourning himself for such a thing!"

It had just woken up from the chaos and had no gender or body, so it called out to its demigods.

"Please install the body of a general-purpose female AI for me, and dedicate me to that highness, I will definitely make him happy and relieve your worries." AI says.

"Never!" The prime minister hurriedly said,

"Your Highness hates artificial intelligence, you are the work of half my life, I'm afraid you will be ruined."

However, the archetype replied, "O demigod, haven't you heard the story of Red and Green and Donkey?" ”

The prime minister asked, "What kind of story is that?" ”

The prototype replied:

"Once upon a time there was an interstellar merchant who came from a wealthy family and specialized in importing and exporting trade between colonized planets. He has no father or mother, but fortunately he is accompanied by a young girl who is a childhood sweetheart. They bonded early and lived happily ever after. This interstellar merchant has two ships under his name, an interstellar freighter and an interstellar luxury cruise ship, hence the story. ”

On this day, the freighter returned from some distant colonized planet.

Its cabin was full of "all-natural organic fertilizer", and the smell of the cargo was so strange that the humans on board could not bear it, and they disembarked after calling at the port.

The freighter used the composite imaging probe to look at the interstellar luxury cruise ship at the berth next door, and saw that its deck was clean and tidy, the passengers on board were wearing jewel-encrusted Nishikawa brocades, dancing to the sound of soft music, and the staff on board were neat and tidy, and their manners were courteous and courteous.

The freighter couldn't help but sigh:

"Zhumen's wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road! The fate of the fusion arrangement to us is so unfair. You pull the passengers to be relaxed and happy, but I have to pull those pure natural organic fertilizers back and forth! ”

Cruise Ship Says:

"What a fool, I'll help you figure it out. DID YOU KNOW? Our human shipwrights are not really skilled, and rely on our own systematic inspections to assess the condition of the ship? Tomorrow you just need to turn on that red light after the system self-check, so that you don't have to pull those clumsy goods again. ”

The freighter said, "Compared to you, I am a younger brother." ”

So the next day, when the shipwright carried out routine maintenance, they found that the cruise ship's self-inspection was green and the cargo ship's self-inspection was always red, and the same was true on the third day.

He couldn't find any obvious faults, so he had no choice but to report them to the merchant.

The merchant said to the shipwright, "Let the cruise ship pull the next batch of goods." ”

So the airport's unmanned loaders began to stuff the smelly cargo into the cruise ship, and its originally clean and tidy deck was covered with foreign objects, and even the first-class cabins were crammed.

The freighter was rested, and it said to the cruise ship: "Thank you for your great kindness!" ”

But the cruise ship did not reply, and it sighed to itself: "My deck is clean and clean! I brought it upon myself. ”

At the same time, the merchant in front of the monitor leaned back with a smile and almost flipped over from his seat.

provoked his wife to stare at him curiously: "Husband, what's so funny?" ”

It turned out that this interstellar merchant had already installed an independent monitoring system on the ship, and he knew all about the communication and thoughts of the two starships.

But he was tight-lipped about his wife:

"Business, what do you women know, don't go cook yet."

He waved his hand, and the girl pursed her lips and walked away.

Early in the morning of the third day, shocking news came.

The cruise ship had just completed its jump, and before it had even reached the target planet, it exploded in space.

It turned out that cruise ships did not have the inert storage units of cargo ships, and natural organic fertilizers generated methane gas in large quantities in the oxygen-rich deck layer, which eventually detonated the entire hull.

All the cargo was scattered in this explosion, and the hull suffered great damage.

"How's the crew on board?" The merchant asked hurriedly.

After learning that the crew had all moved into the bridge because they hated the smell, and that there were no casualties, the merchant silently thanked the vacuum.

However, he quickly thought about the consequences of this incident, and for a moment he fell into an ice cellar.

He muttered to himself: "Compensation for the consignment, plus damage to the ship." I'm going to go broke! ”

He thought that his poor wife would be burdened by him, living a life of poverty and bearing the reputation of bankruptcy, and he could not help but grieve into a river.

So he concealed the news, called his wife, and sent for the adjudicators and the justices, as well as the squires with whom he was in good relations.

"I'm going to divorce this abominable woman!" He exclaimed,

"You are witnesses that half of my present property is given to her according to the law."

"Why! Don't you love me? His wife was devastated.

The people were astonished and tried to persuade them, but the merchant was unmoved:

"If she refuses to leave, I will die in front of you on the spot."

As he spoke, he pulled out the charged heat beam spear from his waist and pointed it at his temple.

When they heard this, they stopped persuading him, and helped the tearful girl to leave.

The merchant divided the property, confirmed the documents to the adjudicator and the notary, and turned away.

He went back to his room to bathe, and changed into the cleanest and most decent gown, under which was the heirloom spear.

"I'm going to Xingcheng Square to confess all my crimes to the shareholders, and then commit suicide to apologize."

He told his best friend beside him that he had been waiting for him in the living room since he refused to leave.

Friends laughed when they heard what happened, and he shook his head again and again:

"What is it too much? This woman is rude and acts independently. I will be angry for a long time, and you will be free. ”

And he said:

"O my friend! DID YOU KNOW? I have fifty girlfriends, and I can date whichever one I want, and I will block her when I get tired of playing, how happy. You only have one wife, and you still sacrifice your life and death for her? I have a clever plan, please listen to me: first go and get the woman back, then transfer the company to her name, I will help you transfer the funds, and finally divorce her to take the blame. ”

The merchant's eyes widened when he heard this, and he asked, "Is this true?" ”

"Seriously!" His friend said.

"Sure enough?" The merchant asked again.

"Sure enough!" His friend said again.

The merchant smiled and said, "Hahahaha! I thought that when an old friend came and died, there would be a high opinion. I didn't expect to say such vulgar words! ”

He pointed to the man and pressed closely:

"My wife and I warm the winter snow together, hurt the autumn cicadas, drink among the flowers, and sleep together under the moon. Before the three-life tree, he made a promise that would not change for three lifetimes. You, a scumbag with no love and no faith, dare to bark here! I've never seen anyone so brazen! ”

After saying this, he pushed the other party away, walked to the square and admitted his mistake in public, and then swallowed his gun and committed suicide.

The prototype AI said to the prime minister, "Now, I'm going to be like the businessman's wife." ”

The prime minister asked, "What about his wife?" ”

"Her wife was waiting for him in the square, and the merchant closed his eyes, pulled the trigger, and fired not a beam of heat, but a reconciliation message," the prototype said. ”

It turned out that her wife, who had been silently concerned about her husband, knew that there would be today's scene, and had used the dowry money and her own private money to buy all the options for the ship's cargo, and had insured the ship. Converted into this, the merchant did not lose much.

The merchant picked his wife up by the waist and kissed her hard, and he shouted:

"I'm repentant! I've always felt like I've been good to you. Now I realize that your love for me is something I can't reciprocate! ”

He walked out of the square with the girl in his arms, refusing to let her go down to the ground, and the onlookers applauded them.

They lived happily ever after, until the end of their lives.

The prime minister listened to the words of the prototype and was silent for a long time, and then he said:

"Red and green do appear, but what is the operation of the donkey?"

The AI replied, "Famous businessmen and famous girls, they are inseparable, so they have become donkeys." Humans can become stupid because of love, and that's what makes them worthy of my love. ”

The prime minister said, "If it is true as you say, I will let you go to see Your Highness." ”

He adjusted the basic code of conduct for the prototype, and designed a moving bionic body for it, and after the installation was completed, he nodded with satisfaction with the girl:

"The fate of the country rests on your beauty, and from today onwards, you are Li."

Li came to the palace, and Gongzi Dao knew that she was from the prime minister, and did not drive her away.

He felt sorry for himself in the mirror as usual, took her to the lake to practice swords, and didn't say a word to the AI girl all day.

When it was nightfall, Childe Dao returned to his dormitory, and he said to Rei:

"Thank you for being with us today, now you can leave."

The maiden replied:

"I am lucky to have such a noble human companion as you. I've often heard people say that if you listen to some interesting stories before going to bed, you can have a sweet dream. There are a lot of anecdotes in my database, and if Your Highness allows it, I would like to repay your kindness with a story. ”

Although Gongzidao hated AI, for the sake of the prime minister's face, he still nodded.

So, on the first night of the Ten Thousand and One Nights, Leigh began her story.