Chapter 0221: Prophet of the Unknown
From eight o'clock last night until now, the little pig has not closed his eyes, and he was going to use all the code words for such a long time, but he wanted to explode fiercely, so that all the book friends and bosses could watch it in one breath.
As a result, when I started to code words, I found that I couldn't do it, not because I didn't have that ability, but because I didn't have that energy!
"Martial God" was almost 400,000 words before it was put on the shelves, and Xiao Pig wanted to let you book friends read more free words, so despite repeated warnings, she still insisted on adding more words every day before she reached this number of words on the shelves.
At this point, Little Pig is a very honest author, and he has read nearly 100,000 more words for free, and you book friends and bosses can't say that Little Pig is not interesting enough, right?
I remember when I wrote a testimonial on the shelf, Piggy said that the biggest reliance on our kind of street writing is subscription, and without subscription, there is no motivation to continue writing.
That's why there is an average order of less than 500 to finish the book as soon as possible, more than 500 to insist on writing a statement, as a result, the book friends and bosses are very generous, also very powerful, the first day of the martial god on the shelves are more than 800 full, the third day of the average order will directly break 1,000.
"Martial God" exceeded 1,002 when it was the highest order, which is all supported by all book friends, and Little Pig is grateful to you from the bottom of my heart!
To be honest, this average level is not a good result at the starting point, but it gives Xiaozhu the urge to write "Martial God" to more than five million words!
It's a pity, the good times didn't last long!
Although I hate the words 'good times don't last long', these four words are too appropriate and appropriate for the subscription of "Valkyrie", so although I hate it, I still use it to state a fact that has happened.
From 1,002 to a month later, the Martial God's average is only 800, and this drop can be described as terrifying!
Piggy thought it was a plot issue. But after looking at the fan value, I found that there are three thousand fans of the martial god, and the starting point is ninety out of nine, and the books with this fan value must be at least one thousand and five more!
This shows that there are many readers who subscribe to "Valkyrie", but they use it as a bonus!
Bonus coins, this is the most hated thing of all street writers. There is no one, because it can directly cut at least a third of the income of authors who live on subscriptions!
If it's just this, the little pig also admits it, at least this is a genuine subscription, isn't it?
But some time ago, a few authors joked with me, which made me a little unbearable, they said so.
"Pig God, your martial god is very popular now, and you can see all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred on the street!"
"Little pig, the piracy of the Martial God is so hot. You can still have more than 1,000 average orders, and your readers are not ordinary! ”
"Rabbit, the pirated version of your "Martial God" is much more popular than the genuine version, if you look at the genuine version, you shouldn't play if you earn more than 10,000 yuan a month?"
How did you feel when you read these words?
This was originally a compliment between the authors, but there was no envy, and the little pig was actually quite proud at the time, of course. That was before the Valkyrie Junding plummeted!
After the average order plummeted, the first thing that came to mind was that there was something wrong with the plot of the martial god. After looking at the data of the fans, I found that it was not, and then I thought of piracy, and then I went to understand the piracy market of the Martial God.
As a result, there is the current single chapter, the first single chapter of Little Pig needs to make up enough for 3,000 words, because I want to prevent piracy!
Having said that. I only boiled a thousand words, and suddenly I felt so hard.
Vent your anger at piracy and scold to make up the word count?
Or wagging his tail and begging for mercy, rolling and selling cute Bo sympathy to have a sad party?
I can't do either of these little pigs, but the anti-piracy chapter has to be enough for 3,000 words. Each chapter of Piggy can be more than 3,000 words.
In this way, let's have something to say, lay out the straightforward narrative, and truthfully state the little pig, that is, the pig and rabbit sleeping with the street writer.
But before that, at the request of the group managers, Little Pig had to advertise for the book friend group.
The first group is the 'Pig and Rabbit Sleeping Book Friends Group' This group is not very demanding, as long as you give the Martial God subscription, no matter how much, you can enter the group, now there are one hundred and fifty or sixty people, a lot of night owls and white cats, one by one, they like to chat, what suggestions do you have for "Martial God", or if you want to play tricks, you can enter this group, the group number is: 2-0-1-8-4-3-5-1-0
The second group is the 'Pig and Rabbit Sleep Subscription Group' This group has higher requirements, you have to order all to enter the group, and you have to take screenshots to verify after entering the group, the group is the food and clothing parents of the piglets, so I have no status in the group, either ignored, or called to drink, poor don't want it.
Oh no, the ad is over, let's talk about the pig himself.
Little Pig is an 83-year-old northerner, today is thirty-four or five, and his life experience is also rich, and there have been several ups and downs in his life in the past ten years and eight years.
At the worst time, I slept on a deck chair in the park, a bag of pickles, and three steamed buns were a whole day's food.
When he was the richest, he worked seven hours a day, chatted and farted every day, and his monthly salary could easily be seven or eight thousand.
At the beginning, I was a waiter, a hotel, a discotheque, a KTV, I have done it, the pig is not tall, and it looks like one meter seven or five or six when it is full, but the person looks quite worthy of the audience, and he is also articulate, and he is not fat, and he is still quite popular when he is a waiter.
When I was a waiter in the hotel, I had a cow with the boss, and even fought with customers, Piggy is a handsome person with a handsome appearance, but the appearance is different, because the temper is very hot, and when I was twenty, I was almost a little bit of a temper.
The craziest time was when I was in the disco and KTV, when I was young and strong, energetic, and hot-tempered, so I fought with people almost every three or five days, and I couldn't count the number of times I was caught in the number.
Crazy, hot-blooded, reckless, and indeed very happy, but sooner or later you have to pay the price.
The price paid by the pig is that the left eardrum was cracked, and the hearing plummeted, which was already good through treatment, but as the age grew, the hearing began to have sequelae, and now, the pig must rely on hearing aids to communicate with people normally.
KTV, disco waiter is obviously not a profession suitable for long-term work, and it is impossible for anyone who wants to get out of the way to do such a job all the time.
So two years later, Little Pig stopped doing this kind of work, but at that time there was really no money, and Little Pig was a rural person, a man in his twenties, and he definitely couldn't go home and continue to gnaw on the old, right?
Then Piggy was introduced by a fellow villager who had been a soldier and went to work as a security guard......
Security is a very hard profession, and small companies with loose management are fine, and you can always find opportunities to be lazy with a little more brain.
But the big companies are different, those squad leaders, squadron leaders, and even team leaders can patrol almost 24 hours a day, and a fine of 1,200 yuan can be caught at a time.
When the little pig was a security guard, it was about 05 years, the salary was not high, and he was in charge of eating and living in a month of 1,23, and he was distressed to death by deducting 1,200 yuan.
The night shift is the hardest, young people, they will definitely not sleep honestly during the day, they can't sleep, they don't have enough rest, they have to fight with sleepy insects when they are on duty at night, and if they can't do it, they have to find Zhou Gong to play chess, and if they don't pay attention to it, they will be caught by the captain, and they will be fined for deductions, and they will be distressed to smoke cold air.
In order not to work night shifts, Little Pig tried to compete for the field work, because the field work not only has a subsidy, but also only works during the day.
What does the field do? Protect the stars! Hey......
The first time the little pig went out to the field was to open the way for the star, but it's a bit of a pity that we are not opening the way for the big star, but the little star, the size here is not about fame, but about age!
Have you seen "Family with Children"? In the sitcom starring comedian Song Dandan, the little pig went out to protect the three little guys, but they were all grown up, the two little boys were deformed, and the girl was really beautiful.
I remember that time in the field at the Temple of Heaven, the Temple of Heaven in Beijing, it seems to be some kind of big event, engaging in animation, physical book signing, celebrity press conferences or something, and cross talk sketches, but unfortunately, the little pig can't run around, looking at the surging crowd of tourists, the envy in my heart, no, no, no......
Speaking of that time in the field, it was the first time that the little pig was equipped with a weapon, don't think about it, it's not a pistol or something, it's a dream.
It's just an electric baton, well, it should be called an electric shock stick, but it was also quite a new thing for the little pig at that time.
What made the little pig depressed was that the electric shock rod had no chance to power others, and on the day of the return, the little pig was curious, and he didn't have time to listen to the captain explain how to use it, so he electrocuted himself, and he slowed down for half an hour before he could walk on the ground.
So here I want to remind you that for those things that can cause harm to the human body, it is better for everyone to be less curious, and it is not a good thing to hurt others and yourself.
Well, talking about this, the little pig suddenly found a more depressing thing, my life has just begun to talk, the three thousand words of the sad person are almost enough, it seems that this topic has to be terminated, and we will continue to talk about it when we have the opportunity in the future.
In fact, having said so much, the purpose is nothing more than to prevent piracy, why anti-piracy? Because the subscription is not enough, the living expenses of the little pig are gone.
Little Pig lives by subscription, and if he doesn't subscribe, of course he will be anxious, in fact, three thousand words is just over a dime, VIP subscription is cheaper, how many words can Martial God send in a month? 300,000 is in the sky, how much is it to order it all?
A dozen pieces, everyone! Can't you give this to the piglet? This is the cost of living we rely on!!
Pig and Rabbit Sleep Subscription Group, group number: 5-4-5-5-9-3-5-0-1, book friend group number: 2-0-1-8-4-3-5-1-0 (to be continued.) )