Chapter 1170: The Giant Panda That Eats Humans
The two giant pandas crawled into the cave and then closed the stone door.
Inside the cave, the stone is not lying on the throne and eating bamboo like the Monkey King, but is brainwashing its descendants.
In the middle of the wide hole, a huge blackboard stands upright. On the ground below, more than 100 fat and fat giant pandas are sitting neatly, listening to the lectures of their ancestors. More than 100 giant pandas listened attentively, and their expressions were still very focused, and that scene was simply rare for eternity.
On the blackboard, an animal image that only looks like a giant panda is sketched with white lines, and the stone is using a rock to make a pen to sketch, and the stone head said with a heart: "Descendants, you used to be cute in front of humans, I don't blame you." After all, the situation is forced, and there is nothing to be done. ”
"My Iron Eater clan is already sparsely populated, and your qualifications are not good, so you really can't survive if you don't sell cute." The stone said: "But today your ancestor and I are different, I will definitely reproduce the glory of my iron-eating beast clan, and not let those small humans look down." ”
"Uh-huh." A group of giant pandas below hurriedly agreed. Stone now speaks the language of giant pandas, and even though most of them are not very sane, they can understand it.
"I can tell you clearly, your ancestor and I have been cultivating for five thousand years, and I am a giant panda immortal." The stone pointed to the blackboard, and Xiao Er's graffiti-like lines said, "This is what I drew for you, the process of beast cultivation of immortals, you must seriously comprehend it." ”
"In the future, I will lead you to cultivate immortals and ascend to heaven. In addition, this time I only brought out more than 100 giant pandas, and I heard that more than 1,000 are still suffering outside. Some of them were even sent to foreign countries by the government, which is simply appalling and sad! The descendants of my dine-in iron beasts, they actually have to leave their hometowns and go overseas to sell cute? ”
"Wait until tomorrow, I will go to those zoos, giant panda breeding bases, and foreign countries, and bring all the children and grandchildren here and gather here."
It seems that the attack on the giant panda base in Tianfu City is only a small part of the stone plan, and he also wants to get all the giant pandas in the whole of China and even the world.
"After I gather all the pandas, I will set up a base here. What is the name of the base area? It's called Panda Valley, right? I believe that it won't be long before those humans will know about this place, after all, they have satellites and other high-tech technologies. Therefore, we must do a good job of defensive measures to prevent human attacks. ”
Shishi's ambition is not small, and he wants to build this 'Panda Valley' in the Qinling Mountains into a place similar to Huaguo Mountain. Occupy the mountain as king, or establish a revolutionary base to fight against the equivalent of the heavenly court...... Huaxia Zhengfu.
"The king is mighty!"
"The king is invincible!"
"We, the giant panda family, must be proud of ourselves."
A group of giant pandas below screamed and said one after another. Some even burst into tears with excitement, the arrival of the ancestors is the time for them to rise.
However, in addition to being excited, some giant pandas deserted, drooling from the corners of their mouths, and looked sluggish. At this time in the breeding base, it is the time for the keepers to feed them. Delicious food and drink, sweet bread, milk directly served to them, and now they can't eat, and their stomachs are growling with hunger.
"Look at your little bit of interest!" Seeing their appearance, the stone hated that iron could not be steel.
"Ancestor forgiveness, we are really hungry now." A giant panda was bold and said, "We have to eat 30 kilograms of bamboo and bread a day, but since you were brought here by your ancestor, we haven't eaten anything at all." ”
"I want to eat and go outside to prey on my own." Shi Shi said angrily, "This land belongs to the Qinling Mountains, and there are many wild animals outside that can be eaten." ”
"However, we have become accustomed to being raised by humans, and we have long lost the ability to hunt in the wild." The giant panda just now said.
"It's really mud that can't hold up the wall!" The stone sighed.
"Ancestor, we're really hungry, and we don't have the heart to listen to your lectures anymore." The giant panda said, "As for what you just said about cultivating immortals, it is too far away from us after all. It takes hundreds of years and thousands of years to cultivate into a demon immortal, and with our qualifications, it is estimated that we will never reach that level, so it is better to eat enough first to be more affordable. ”
"yes, yes. Ancestor, your mana is so strong, why don't you go to the human base and give us some bread and milk to satisfy our hunger? ”
"You still want my ancestors to raise you!" Shi said angrily, "I've been enslaved by humans for a long time, and I don't know how to straighten my waist and become an iron-eating beast." ”
"But we're hungry."
"Oh, I can't do it anymore, if I don't eat anymore, I won't be able to stand still."
"Hey, hey......" One took the lead, and the other pandas followed suit. One by one, they covered their stomachs and began to roll and splash on the ground, just to eat.
"Sit up straight!" Seeing this, Shi shouted angrily and took out the majesty of his ancestor: "If you fill me with garlic again, the eleventh will be your end." "This time, the stone plundered more than 100 giant pandas, and in order to make them easy to identify, it numbered them one by one, from number one to number one hundred and eight.
The stone pointed to the side, only to see the corner where its finger was pointing. A giant panda has been beaten by it and is dying. Shi knows the way of the emperor very well, and he must kill chickens and monkeys before making his children and grandchildren obedient. Unfortunately, the giant panda number 11 is the chicken that was killed.
Seeing the dying No. 11, the other giant pandas were immediately frightened and trembled one by one.
"I also know that you used to eat ready-made, and you are used to eating at this time. I don't buy you food, and it's a little unkind. "Well, I'll give you something to eat now." ”
"There's something to eat!" A group of giant pandas suddenly became overjoyed, and saliva flowed from their mouths.
"But what I'm giving you is not bamboo bread and milk, but something else." The stone coldly commanded the giant panda, "Xiong Three, Xiong Four, go and pull out our trophies." ”
"Yes, Ancestor." In the giant panda group, the two leaders said. After saying that, he walked to a stone cell, dragged and dragged out two people from inside.
The two men were bound by two thick ropes, and they were very strong. There was mud all over his body, and he looked so embarrassed and embarrassed. From their dirty clothes, the giant panda pattern can be faintly seen, and it seems that they should be the staff of the breeding base.
(End of chapter)