But this kind of thing is put aside for now, and now it's hard to contact Wanda's little Lori, of course, they have to complain to each other.

Lu Yu: "Wanda, is it convenient for you over there?" ”

Wanda: "?????"

Lu Yu: "Go to your MSN video, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you." ”

After saying that, Lu Yu himself was surprised by his performance, he had never been so open in front of Miss Hill, is it the Internet that makes human nature open or is my true love Lori?

Wanda: "I'm in the dormitory right now, it's inconvenient." ”

Lu Yu's face was full of disappointment: "Okay." ”

But he immediately became ashamed and brave, "By the way, Wanda, since your account has been cancelled by your aunt, then you can register another account." ”

Wanda: "Isn't it good to use this account now?" ”

Of course it's not good, as soon as I see the name Angelina, I think of that dead ladyboy.

Dead shemales, note lonely life.

Lu Yu: "This account belongs to someone else, it's very troublesome to share it, besides, it's not difficult to upgrade the game, I'll take you to the full level soon, and, didn't you say last time that you wanted to get married and give you beautiful fashion?" If I marry yours, wouldn't it be equivalent to two people sharing a husband? This is against the law. ”

Wanda: "Okay, then I'll go build an account." ”

Lu Yu hurriedly stopped Wanda, "Wait a minute." ”

Wanda: "????"

Lu Yu: "I remember to use the name 'Dangwu' when choosing a name. ”

Wanda: "Why? ”

Lu Yu: "The name of the couple, I will also change the name later, and you can remember to pass it when the time comes." ”

Wanda: "Oh. ”

Lu Yu saw that Wanda's character 'Angelina' was black and offline, so he immediately recharged his money and bought a name change card.

Game system prompt: The player 'Lu Aotian' changed his name to 'hoe he' successfully.

Lu Yu looked at his new character name and expressed his satisfaction, the name Ho He is good, the name itself is poetic, and it also expresses Lu Yu's deep respect for the farmers.

Immediately, he couldn't wait to add 'Afternoon' as a friend.

The game system reminds him that this ID does not exist.

He added 'Afternoon' as a friend.

The game system reminds you to wait for the application to be approved.

Game system reminder: Approve your application at noon.

Lu Yu: "Noon...... No, Wanda, I'm Lu Aotian, and I've changed my name to Ho He now. ”

Wanda: "Ho He and Dangwu are couple names?" It doesn't look like it. ”

Why doesn't it look like it? On the afternoon of hoeing day, the name of a pure couple, Lu Yu said in his heart, but he definitely wouldn't say it.

Lu Yu thought about it for a while, and decided to change the story of Chang'e and Hou Yi to fool her: "The names Ho He and Dangwu come from a poignant love story in the Far East. ”

"A long, long time ago, hoe He and Dangwu were a loving couple with a talented and beautiful woman."

"One day, Ho He met the Queen Mother, so he asked the Queen Mother for a packet of immortal medicine."

"It is said that if you take this medicine, you can immediately ascend to heaven and become an immortal."

Wanda listened and asked, "Who is the Queen Mother?" And what is an immortal? ”

Lu Yu: "......." ”

How do you explain this, do you want me to discuss the evolution history of immortals with her? But wouldn't it be a conversation until tomorrow?

After thinking about it, Lu Yu felt that it was better to explain it in the way she could best understand, "The Queen Mother is a very powerful god in the East, and if you are an immortal, you can see him as a god." ”

Anyway, the immortals and gods in ancient legends are almost the same, they are omnipotent.

Modern fiction is not on the list.

After speaking, he continued to tell the story, "However, Ho He was reluctant to leave that afternoon, so he had to temporarily hand over the immortal medicine to the afternoon treasure. In the afternoon, the medicine was hidden in the treasure box of the dresser...... Well, it was in the cabinet, but it was seen by Pengmeng. ”

Wanda: "Who is Pommon?" ”

Lu Yu: "A very bad, very bad big villain." ”

After speaking, Lu Yu continued, "Three days later, Hoe He went out hunting, and Pengmeng, who had a ghost in his heart, pretended to be sick and stayed. Soon after Ho He left, Peng Meng broke into Ho He's house with a sword in his hand and threatened to hand over the immortal medicine that afternoon. ”

Knowing that she was not Pengmeng's opponent, she made a quick decision when she was in danger, turned around and opened the counter, took out the immortal medicine and swallowed it in one gulp.

"When I swallowed the medicine at noon, my body immediately floated off the ground, rushed out of the window, and flew into the sky."

"Because I was worried about my husband that afternoon, I flew down to the moon closest to the earth and became an immortal, looking at the hoe from afar."

Wanda: "Hoe He and the afternoon are so pitiful (/ crying quietly)." ”

Lu Yu: "Don't cry, this is just a legend, not true, you and I will definitely not be as miserable as the legend." ”

Wanda: "????"

Lu Yu: "That's wrong, I mean, it's a game, so even if we call it Ho He and Dangwu, we won't be separated for countless years like in the legend." ”

Lu Yu wiped a handful of non-existent sweat in his heart, and said in his heart that he almost leaked his mouth, but I couldn't see Wanda all the time, and I felt uncomfortable.

I can't see Lori, and I feel like I'm going to die.

Thinking to himself, he decided to sneak a look at Wanda himself.

Lu Yu scaled the game down, clicked on a program on the desktop, and immediately summoned the Flame Empress.

As soon as the Flame Empress appeared, she said: "Master, all those who know have all shut up, and the pot is also buckled on the body of the Hydra, whether we are starting the plan to exterminate the human race now." ”

You can't stop a little, don't talk about the extermination of human beings all day long, your master and I are also human beings, do you want to destroy me too, Lu Yu thought in his heart, but said on his face, "Putting aside the small matter of exterminating human beings in advance, I have more important things to do now." ”

He looked at the Flame Empress and asked, "Flame Empress, can you hack into someone else's computer and turn on the camera?" And after turning on the camera, it's best not to be noticed by her that the camera is on. ”

Flame Empress: "It's easy. ”

Lu Yu: "Okay, you help me hack into the computer of the little Lori in this game."

"You secretly turned on her webcam for me after the invasion, but be careful not to be discovered by her."

Flame Empress: "Yes, master. ”

As soon as the voice fell, DOS windows popped up on his computer, and under the magic operation that he didn't understand but felt was very powerful, the MSN video window popped up.

In the video window, a small Zhengtai is sitting in front of the computer.

wtf????

Where's my little Wanda?

What the hell is the white-haired little Shota in the window?

Lu Yu: "Flame Empress, are you mistaken?" I asked you to hack into the computer of the little Lori named Dangwu.,Not someone else's computer.。 ”

Flame Empress: "This is the computer of the day. ”

Lu Yu: "......." ”

mmp！