Chapter 130: Qingqi's Painting Style (Second Update)
Naturally, Stalin was reminded: "General Secretary, their emperor is in Kyoto, too far from Gunma Prefecture. ”
"Of course I do!"
As a result, as soon as Mei Jiecao returned to the Soviet Union, he was censored by the Ministry of Intelligence.
With a very strange style of painting -
"You said that the plane was unfortunately hit by anti-aircraft guns and damaged all the navigators?" said an official of the Intelligence Department.
"Yes. That's right, everyone in the cockpit can attest to that. "Mei Jiecao is serious.
"Well, ignore that, those are the little things. ”
“......”
So sloppy, okay?
Then, Mei Mumu saw that the other party's expression became solemn.
This is obviously about to get to the point!
What kind of tricky problems would Stalin give him?
Was it the assassination of Hitler?
Or do you want to steal the full set of [Manhattan Project] nuclear bomb materials?
Who knows, the words that May's temper heard were:
"Could you please tell us more about Japan's national god toilet and how its facilities have fallen into the law?"
Quiet!
Be quiet!
Thief embarrassment!
That's Mei Jie's own. His current character is a certain turtle in Belarus. Where did you get so much insight. I feel like I've made a hole for myself!
"Chief Drausky, please don't be psychologically burdened. Capitalism has cut off too much information, so we sometimes have to do a certain amount of artistic processing for the corruption of capitalism. Could the chief please describe the facilities of the god-level toilets? The intelligence officer emphasized: "This is a secret order of General Secretary Stalin. ”
Artistic processing? nonsense can be described in such a fresh and refined word......? All right!
"There should be soothing music in the door, and you can put a pot of charcoal to suck the smell. Install a plastic non-slip mat under your feet to prevent falling. The toilets are air-conditioned, and hot air blows in from below and exhausts from above. From the moment the owner enters the door, the toilet plate should be automatically heated. To sit on the toilet, there should be a 40-inch TV to broadcast the news, and the controller is on the armrest. Finally, there is the push-button water spray system, which is installed in this position, and the water temperature and pressure must be controlled......"
Mei Jiecao drew a picture.
If the intelligence department officials get the treasure, they will seal all the information in the [top secret] kraft file.
Three days later, Stalin sat in a newly renovated toilet and spent an hour in a special toilet.
came out, the general secretary ordered: "Comrade Dlausky has made indelible contributions to our country's [Winter Soldier] project, you can discuss what medal to give him, and then let him be in charge of the [Winter Soldier] program." ”
Ummemu, Natalia and Yelena spent three days in uneasiness, and who knows that the reward will end up?
Umemuki, the brigadier general, originally had the water of the retirement bonus. Now it is equivalent to sitting on his official rank, from the purely external [Red House] to the more core [Winter Soldier] plan, which is undoubtedly a promotion.
It is also embodied in the treatment, which is to enjoy the treatment of lieutenant generals in disguise. A small villa left over from the old days, which was the residence of a viscount in the Tsarist era, with a car and a beautiful driver.
18 years old, crunchy, the kind that dares to go to the soup for the leader.
Mei Jiecao is in a good mood, and the biggest reason is not because there is an extra female driver, but because of the offset value.
System Description: "Due to the change in the fate of Lady Gao, the development of the Hand has undergone unknown changes, congratulations to the host for obtaining a 7-point offset value." Since your 'invention' slightly affected Stalin's fate, gain an offset of 1 point. ”
8 points, plus the 3 points saved before, Mei Mumu can lose twice.
That's the most important thing.
Looking at his [Agamotto Eye], Umegi realized that he was running out of time. The thought of going back to face Dormammu's ugly face made Umemu feel a little reluctant to leave.
He came here at this point in time, and he mixed in a lot of magic skills, and the key things or skills that could allow him to fight Dormammu did not arrive.
This made Mei Mumu a little painful.
"Scales, can I exchange things or abilities that strengthen my flesh? Gandalf's template doesn't seem to be enough. ”
Miss Tianping came out: "There is no perfect body in the world, there are gains and losses. It depends on which direction you choose specialization. Your current bias towards the Dharma system is destined to weaken your endurance and vitality. ”
Mei Mumu's face turned pale, the Doctor Strange in the movie is not counted, but the Doctor Strange in the comics is notoriously kidney deficient.
Whether to be strong or kidney, that's the question.
Originally, I was a single dog who had not yet come out of society, and I was going to have kidney deficiency before I tasted the taste of meat.
"This ...... Can you exchange it for a physical enhancement for me? I'd rather not go to the ultimate on the path of a mage. ”
"Poof!" the young lady smiled: "Don't be so stupid. I'm lying to you, in fact, there is a true perfect body. Relatively high-costly, unless you can reverse the fate of this universe, you can't get it. However, you can try to develop in this direction. ”
Hey!?
It's all drama?
"Tell me about it. ”
"You can directly designate and exchange for a beginner-level [Innate Body], which can greatly increase your vitality, stamina, and resistance to bad states. The higher the level, the stronger the effect. ”
Mei Mumu suddenly realized: "Wait! Why does this thing sound like a warrior?"
"That's right, so you need to exchange for another [Elemental Body]!"
The Elemental Body is easy to understand, and when you hear it, you know that it is to enhance the mage's sense of the elements. Mei Mumu calmed down and listened to the young lady.
"In the end, you'll need to spend twice the sum of your two offsets to make it a Perfect Body. ”
"The perfect body?"
"Yes! It's like Thor. It has a long life, a strong life force, and a super strong elemental manipulation. Well, Thor is a specialized lightning elemental ability. ”
Mei Mumu immediately forgot to breathe, and his heart beat faster.
It's hard to say whether Thor is the strongest presence in the Avengers, in the movie [Avengers 3], Thor, who switched from Brother Hammer to Brother Axe, is undoubtedly a well-deserved MVP in the Battle of Thanos.
Another guy, who was beaten like that by Thanos, would have hung up a long time ago.
Seriously injured, he was not only thrown into the void of outer space, floating like space junk for a long time, but when he turned around, he was resurrected on the spot when he had a breath of air, and he could also withstand the energy eruption of an entire star.
This kind of god body in the true sense, it is strange that Mei Mumu is not envious.
"Okay! I want this!"
Thank you for your patronage, 7 offsets. ”
Mei Mumu grinned, a little painful, as soon as he heard the price, he knew that this time he couldn't even get a beginner-level [Perfect Body]. Thinking about the wrath of Dormammu, it was better to change it first.
However, after redeeming it, Mei Mumu almost wanted to die.
His 'crippled' right arm appears thin and slender, but his left arm is unexpectedly strong.
It's like a unicorn arm that has been practiced for 30 years, wow, ah, ah, ah-