034 Bathing?!
Zhao Ping'an is a crossing woman.
Although she lived for thirty-eight years in a parallel time and space similar to the Song Dynasty in China, and then inexplicably relived for about a few months, she was still a modern girl in her bones.
Therefore, he has never had the great sentiment of "life and death are small, and failure is big".
No, that's the feudal dross that oppresses women.
Therefore, when she found that there were men mixed in the bath, her first reaction was not to grab her clothes and surround herself, but to quickly hide behind the bathtub and pick up the soft-soled shoes that had just fallen on the ground.
No way, there are no weapons in the bath. Her hair had long since been scattered, and the hairpin was not served.
There wasn't even a bath bean box in the room, because she wasn't here to take a bath, just to take a shower in disguise.
So a shoe is ridiculous, but it's better than nothing.
Compared to her life, she didn't care too much about the leakage of spring or something. Besides, he was wearing a belly pocket and mid pants, which were probably more conservative than modern bandeau and hot pants.
Then, she was going to shout for help.
The imperial brother gave her four secret guards, and Ami, who is good at disguise and disguise, is now pretending to be Liu Jing to be tested at Ye Guifei.
The other two secret guards, Ah Xu and Ah Meng, are not eunuchs and cannot be on duty in the palace and do things for her outside the palace.
Today's night patrol is Ah Dou, although he is small and looks like a girl, his martial arts are the highest among the four.
As soon as she speaks, Ah Dou will come immediately.
Whoever is in charge of this voyeur at that time will surely go and never return. If the person is foreign, one part of his body must be cut off, either the head or the ...... Another terrible part (you know).
It's a pity that her mind turned quickly, and her defensive actions were fast enough, but she couldn't be as fast as Mu Erlang, who was known as the god of war and was named the champion general by her imperial brother.
She opened her mouth, and when she felt the voice stuck in her throat, a figure suddenly approached from the air, ghostly around behind her, holding her waist with one hand, and pressing her mouth with the other, sealing her cries for help.
"Don't make a sound." Mu Yuan hurriedly stopped.
your grandma's claws!
Don't make a sound? Phew! How can the dignified eldest princess listen to the orders of a thief.
Zhao Ping'an scolded secretly while swinging his shoulders and hitting his elbows back with all his might.
Hmph, as long as it hits the ground, don't let his stomach perforate, and let him break a few ribs.
She has seriously practiced women's self-defense.
But she thought it was beautiful, but she didn't expect who was on the right side.
Mu Yuan has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and he has been fighting for many years, and the force nerves have formed an instinct, or a conditioned reflex. No matter who he confronts, every pore of him is keen.
What's more, now, Zhao Ping'an is almost held in his arms from behind, and any subtle changes and abnormalities in the soft body in his arms are under his control.
Therefore, his body shrank back, and the arm around Zhao Ping'an's waist let go and quickly buckled again. In this way, he easily dodged the attack, and wrapped both of her arms together, completely under control.
But he didn't know that modern women's self-defense techniques are all routines, no matter whether this blow is successful or not, it will be connected with the next move: that is, to step on the feet of the attacker (pervert) hard.
So Mu Yuan felt that Zhao Ping'an's feet were desperately pushing down, and his feet were instinctively wrong, but in the end, they stretched back hard.
Next Second......
The feeling of being hit by a heavy object on the surface of his foot brought Mu Yuan a lot of pain, but he didn't say anything, only hummed lowly. And subconsciously, the arm that circled Zhao Ping'an loosened a little.
Taking advantage of such a little effort, Zhao Ping'an rushed forward, trying to get rid of the confinement. But she didn't even take a step, and the overwhelming feeling of the mountains came again.
Zhao Ping'an understood in despair: the gap in force value is too big, just like a ninety-nine-level god and a novice in the game who is only level five. If this man doesn't take the initiative to let go, she can't escape.
But the meaning also has to struggle a little, and it has never been her style to be restrained.
She lunged forward, oblivious to the huge tub in front of her.
And Mu Yuan was half a beat slower because of a foot injury, seeing that she was too strong, and as soon as her feet slipped, her head was about to hit the edge of the hardwood bath barrel, causing her head to break and bleed, and she was so anxious that she was close to blocking it.
Plop, bang, the two fell into the water together.
Zhao Ping'an felt that he had been flipped over in the water, avoiding the result of choking on water, but he happened to sit on the man's lap. She hurriedly fluttered desperately, like a fish jumping around.
"It's me!" Mu Yuan spoke for the second time.
He gasped slightly, his solid chest rose and fell, and he inadvertently pressed against Zhao Ping'an's heart.
His voice was low and hoarse, like a night wind that melted into the darkness and was so thick that it could not be dissolved.
The water surface of the barrel rippled because of the sudden stirring, and a large splash was stirred out, soaking the nearby ground.
Zhao Ping'an looked at the wet man in front of him in a daze, and instantly recognized him.
In fact, just by listening to the voice, she can also distinguish it.
General Mu's voice is different, not only a good subwoofer, but also a sound subwoofer that can make people's ears fall in love. The words that flow from the ears very close can give you goosebumps.
Even more unique, his voice and tone seem to be aloof. But Zhao Ping'an could hear the scorching sensation from it.
I don't know if others feel this way, oops, what's going on with a messy heart?
She was too nervous before, so she lost her judgment.
"Princess, did you fall?" Scarlet's voice came from outside the door.
Although the fight was only for a few breaths and did not make a loud noise, there was movement after all.
Zhao Ping'an doesn't like people waiting in front of him, but it doesn't mean that there is no one guarding the door, beware of her calling someone.
"Is it water spilled? Princess, I'm in and waiting now. Scarlet opened the door as she spoke, and then closed it with her backhand.
Zhao Ping'an was still shocked and shocked, but Mu Yuan was so close to her, and his brain was shrouded in white light.
So none of them reacted quickly, until Scarlet walked around the screen quickly and saw her princess in disheveled hugs a tall man in a nightwalking suit...... Co-bathing.
This scene shocked Scarlet so much that she even stopped breathing, and froze as if she had been immobilized.
Then she felt that something was wrong and wanted to run out and scream. But before she could turn around, a drop of water flew like an arrow, hitting her neck carotid artery accurately, temporarily cutting off the blood supply to her brain.
In the next second, her eyes rolled and she fainted, and her body fell to the ground limply.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Ping'an was angry.
"She's going to be fine." Mu Yuan explained in a low voice, "But if she shouts out, the eldest princess may have something." ”
Keeping it a secret? Don't let her unbearable situation be an outsider?