Chapter 400: Threesome
If you want to talk about threesomes, Xu Wenlan has really seen it.
When she went to college, Bai Fumei, who was sleeping with her, hung two boys like this, going in and out together, eating and playing together, but she didn't say which one she liked, the two boys who were originally buddies had a lot of trouble for Bai Fumei, and finally fought a lot.
Xu Wenlan despises this kind of behavior, liking is liking, disliking is disliking, is it so difficult to make it clear?
It was only at that time that she showed a little meaning, and the other girl in the same room looked at her with a smile: "Are you envious?" What about jealousy? Or is it envy, jealousy, and hatred? ”
Xu Wenlan was so choked by one sentence that she didn't even want to know what the ending of the story with that threesome was.
She didn't expect that after wearing time and space, this kind of threesome story would actually happen to herself.
What does it really feel like? She should feel annoying, this kind of behavior is really terrible, but strangely, when she tasted it, she realized that she didn't hate threesomes as much as she imagined, on the contrary, being surrounded by two young men made her feel indescribably proud and satisfied.
I feel ashamed that I am actually such a vain animal, but I breed unspeakable joy in self-contempt.
Carefully hiding that joy, Xu Wenlan even deliberately kept a straight face, for fear that the two teenagers would discover the dark thoughts she was hiding in her heart.
If the Bai brothers found out that she was actually enjoying their competition, would they work together to lift her off the car?
Thinking wildly, Xu Wenlan looked at Bai Shengwen who stood up from the side of the road with a wooden face, and said busily: "Big brother is back......"
As soon as she yelled, it didn't matter, Bai Shengwu, who had been waiting on the side of the road, actually said "drive" and drove away.
Bai Shengwen was out of breath all the way, and finally chased to the side of the car, but before he jumped into the car, he handed over a handful of wildflowers in his hand.
Xu Wenlan hurriedly reached out to take the flower, grabbed Bai Shengwen's hand, and took it hard, but he didn't know if Bai Shengwen was exhausted or weak, so he pounced on Xu Wenlan.
Being pressed by Bai Shengwen, Xu Wenlan was embarrassed, and she wanted to push but was embarrassed to be so direct, but fortunately, Bai Shengwen gasped and sat up by himself.
Bai Shengwu turned his head and glared at his brother angrily: "You are playing tricks again......"
Bai Shengwen fell on the car board and lazily: "You also said, why did you suddenly drive the car away?" ”
Being asked like this, Bai Shengwu couldn't help but be speechless, he just wanted to play brother, but he didn't let him fall on Wen Lan?
Seeing that Bai Shengwu pursed his lips, the corners of Bai Shengwen's mouth curled, and he ignored him, and asked Xu Wenlan directly: "Are the flowers good-looking?" ”
A handful of wildflowers in his hand, I can't name them, the red, the pink and the yellow ones are bright and fragrant.
It's strange to say that Bai Shengwen didn't press her hand holding the flower when she fell down just now.
Xu Wenlan nodded violently, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, and she didn't know if her brain suddenly twitched or something, so she actually asked, "Do you still want to recite poetry?" ”
As soon as she asked, she almost raised her hand to knock herself on the head.
I haven't watched many costume dramas? Is this still Shakespeare's work? Still studying!?
Bai Shengwu's eyes were round, and he couldn't tell whether he was shocked or angry, but Bai Shengwen smiled, and really took Xu Wenlan's question seriously: "Do you want to listen to poetry?" ”
Hurriedly shaking his head, Xu Wenlan laughed dryly twice and turned his face away.
If Bai Shengwen really sent flowers and then shook her head and read a love poem to her, the people next to her didn't do much, and she herself would have fainted first.
When I think about that picture, I feel terrifying. Although we are wearing back to ancient times, people are not classical at all, okay! But don't come out like that.
Hanging down and not speaking, Xu Wenlan only buried her nose in the bouquet, took a deep breath, and praised as if intoxicated: "It's really fragrant......"
Bai Shengwen smiled, but Bai Shengwu snorted: "What's the big deal?" Isn't it just flowers? The ground is full of ...... Ah......h
Before he finished speaking, Bai Shengwu suddenly jumped off the wheel, but fortunately, the yellow fat horse pulling the cart at her house was docile, and although the driver jumped down, he still walked steadily.
"Second brother......" hurriedly turned his head, and Xu Wenlan was so anxious that he screamed.
Bai Shengwen, who was in the car, also sat up immediately and grabbed the reins with one hand.
The two looked back, but saw Bai Shengwu standing under an elm tree, holding the trunk of the tree, and jumped up the tree in a few clicks.
At this time, it was the time when Yu Qian was born just right, Bai Shengwu climbed the big elm tree, plucked a branch hard, took it in his hand and waved it with a smile, and shouted loudly: "Wen Lan, eat Yu Qian!" Aren't you your favorite eater? ”
Xu Wenlan nodded hurriedly, although she eats it every year, she still can't eat enough of this fresh thing.
Bai Shengwu immediately raised his eyebrows proudly, and asked directly: "It's better than that flower!" What's so good about the flowers, just look and smell them - hurry up and throw away the broken flowers, come over and get the elm money...... Hurry up, or I'll be buried on the ground......"
Is this fine? Or stupid? He actually made things so straightforward.
Xu Wenlan raised her eyebrows and couldn't help but look at Bai Shengwen.
Bai Shengwen smiled and didn't speak, just jumped out of the carriage, trotted under the tree, and stretched out his arms: "You throw it!" I'm going to do it! ”
Bai Shengwu frowned, and wanted to call Xu Wenlan, but seeing that Xu Wenlan didn't move, he could only give up and throw down the elm money branch in his hand.
After breaking a few branches, he was still unwilling, and shouted Xu Wenlan again: "Come up!" Wen Lan, I'll pull you - you can see far from here! ”
Xu Wenlan blinked, a little retracted, but looked at the skirt she was wearing, and hesitated.
Or Bai Shengwen is the most empathetic: "Didn't you bring pants, why don't you go over there to change?" ”
Turning his head to look, the small bush was not dense, but still on the side of the road. Xu Wenlan shook her head, but she still gave up the idea of going up the tree.
When she refused, Bai Shengwu's face fell, and he didn't show his merit when he jumped off the tree, and he didn't even look like he was smiling, let alone laughing with Xu Wenlan.
Sticking out her tongue, Xu Wenlan smiled and said, "Second brother, thank you for your elm money-brother, you can eat it too, but it's fragrant......"
Bai Shengwen smiled, and without stretching out his hand, he stretched his head forward, Xu Wenlan didn't care, and directly stuffed the small string of elm money in his hand into Bai Shengwen's mouth.
Bai Shengwen chewed: "Well, sweet ......"
Xu Wenlan smiled and nodded, and pulled another string, and before her hand was stretched out, a big head came to her.
Startled, Xu Wenlan pushed away some of Bai Shengwu's head, looked at his eyes with a little annoyance, couldn't help laughing a little, didn't say anything at the moment, and stuffed the string in his hand into his mouth, although Bai Shengwu had a straight face, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl.
Taking the reins, he said "drive", but he still did not forget to turn around and open his mouth, like a hippopotamus waiting to feed, he deliberately opened his mouth wide, saying that it was as funny as it was.