This weirdo is Lu Yu.

After he put on Loki's mask, somehow, his heart was filled with funny desires, so he just barged in and read out the classic lines of Team Rocket.

Thinking of this, he communicated with the system in his heart, "Uncle System, didn't you say that you won't let my heart change drastically and my soul will become a slave to the mask?" Why do I feel like I'm getting funny when I put on a mask? ”

Forget it last time, although he had a little funny impulse in his heart, he thought that he had just come into contact with the Loki mask, and he was too excited in his heart to behave so frivolously.

But this time it's obviously not normal, the normal route should be that he builds a light stage on a rainy night, and then shouts out the classic lines of Team Rocket to attract attention, and then takes Thor's hammer away under the gaze of everyone.

In this way, you can pretend to be a big force.

Instead of being like now, he didn't pretend to be forced at all, but like a malicious and funny clown.

He was calm about Lu Yu's questioning system, "This system only guarantees that the host will not change his heart and soul will become a slave to the mask, and does not make any guarantee for the host's amplified funny desires after wearing the Loki mask, just like the host will eat puffer fish, the system guarantees that the host will not be poisoned by puffer fish, but it does not guarantee that the host will not appear because of the symptoms produced after eating puffer fish poisoning, so please don't push the pot on the body of the system, and the system will not carry this pot." ”

System, what you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless.

Lu Yu felt that the IQ of the system he bound to was good, and he had learned to give examples.

But why is this example so embarrassing?

Well, even if it's an embarrassing case, the system uncle still says what he says.

"What are you doing here?" Coulson hurried over, and when he saw Lu Yu, he shouted loudly, trying to communicate with him, according to the instructions of Director Nick Fury, once he met the people of this organization, the first task was to find a way to ask for the information of their organization.

"Also, where are you from, Africa? Middle East? Or Siberia? ”

The first two places are the most chaotic in the world, and the latter places are the territory of the Russians, the old adversaries of the United States, and there is no pressure to be dark.

"I, from the void." Lu Yu pretended to say in a deep voice.

Void? Where is this? Is there a place on earth with that name? As for the outside of the earth, he didn't even think about it, this time was not the time when the aliens invaded repeatedly in the future, and everyone didn't know that the aliens liked to invade the earth so much.

Coulson was still thinking about it, and Thor became vigilant, "What is your purpose?" ”

Despite losing his divine power and becoming a mortal, Thor still felt familiar fluctuations in his divine power from this strange man.

It's kind of like Loki's divine powers, but it's plausible.

Of course, he wouldn't know that it was indeed Loki's divine power, but this Loki was not Loki, and compared to the evil god Loki who created Loki's mask, Loki in this world was simply a weak chicken.

"Didn't I say that? I'd like to pick up that hammer and try it. Lu Yu said.

"Do not touch my hammer." Thor stopped between Lu Yu and the hammer, the muscles in his body tensed, and for some reason, he always felt that something would happen if he let this weirdo get close to the hammer.

"That's up to you to stop it." After saying this, Lu Yu felt like a villain, but after thinking about it, he seemed to be playing a villain now, so he felt at ease.

After the cruel words, of course you have to rush.

He turned into a green whirlwind and turned straight away.

As the most courageous warrior in the Divine Domain, even if he became an ordinary person, how could he be cowardly to escape, so he roared angrily and rushed forward.

And then, he flew.

After flying out of a gorgeous parabola, Thor's face hit the ground first, and he made a thud sound, using facts to clear the grievances of S.H.I.E.L.D., proving that S.H.I.E.L.D. used steel in addition to plastic when building the defense line, and they did not fill their pockets.

Lu Yu stopped, stood in front of Thor's hammer, touched his face, and felt pain for Thor, but my face is so thick.

"Barton, attack, but don't kill him anymore." He thought it would be a good idea to catch the weirdo first and then interrogate him slowly.

Shout!

Sharp arrows burst through the air and shot at them.

Lu Yu raised his hand, grabbed it casually, and grabbed the arrow in his hand.

Wearing Loki's mask, he can be said to be superhuman, and performing a freehand arrow grabbing is of course no problem.

"Give the arrow back to you." He picked up the arrow and threw it back, and it landed in a parabolic posture at Hawkeye Barton's side.

Hawkeye Barton stood on the high platform without hiding, very calm, "Your accuracy is a little worse." ”

Lu Yu: "Really? Look at what that is. ”

Hawkeye Patton looked down and saw that the arrow had turned into a grenade at some point, and the tail of the bullet was still smoking.

"it!"

Rumble!

Hawkeye Button jumped off the platform at a speed comparable to that of a diver.

Lu Yu: "Okay, no one will stop me from pulling out Thor's hammer now." ”

Coulson's inner question: Am I not human?

But then again, as a non-special operations officer, he felt that it was better for him to stand aside now, so he silently took a step back and looked up at the sky, as if the moon was particularly round on a rainy night.

Lu Yu was very satisfied with Coulson's knowledge of the times, so he ignored him and put his hands on Thor's hammer.

Coulson's eyes narrowed: "He started." ”

Thor, the god of thunder, who had just gotten up from the ground, saw that Lu Yu was about to pull out the hammer of the god of thunder, and disdainful of it: the hammer of the god of thunder can only be pulled up by those who have great strength and a heart of protection.

After his hand paused on Thor's hammer for a few seconds, Lu Yu stopped, he had his hair on his face, and muttered to himself, "It seems that something is missing." ”

Then Coulson watched as Lu Yu reached out and touched his pocket.

After touching it twice, a CD player was touched out, "As a man with his own BGM, how can he do things without BGM." ”

Coulson was stunned: How did such a big CD player fit into such a small pocket, and also, what the hell is this BGM, which can be put without power?

Accompanied by a subwoofer-like BGM, Lu Yu solemnly put his hands on Thor's hammer, lifted it up violently, and pulled the hammer off the ground.

Coulson, "....... ”

Thor, "It can't be. ”

Lu Yu turned his head and smiled when he heard Thor's words, "Nothing is impossible in my BGM. ”

Coulson: "Do you want to lift Thor's hammer and first put BGM?" ”

Thor Thor, "Could it be that I can't lift Thor's hammer because I didn't put BGM?" ”