"Smack!"

A crisp voice sounded, and the noisy scene in the liquor store suddenly fell silent, as if they were waiting for something. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Woo ......"

There was a sound of a dog barking, but the barking of the dog was not an ordinary imitation, like a few dog barks in the middle of the night.

And as soon as the old man spoke, everyone present seemed to be pulled into that picture, as if they had seen this kind of scene in person.

Then a woman seemed to be woken up by the barking of dogs, yawned, stretched, and shook her husband to talk about intercourse. The husband murmured in his dreams, and at first did not agree much to her, but the woman began to shake him again, and woke him up, so that the two of them gradually intermingled, and the bed made a "rattle" sound from it.

After a while the child woke up and cried loudly. The husband asked his wife to soothe the child and nurse him, and the child cried with the milk in his mouth, and the woman hummed and sang to coax him. The husband gets up to urinate, and the woman also takes the child in her arms and gets up to urinate.

At this time, another big child in the bed woke up and chattered loudly. At this time, the sound of the woman patting the child with her hands, the sound of coaxing the child in her mouth, the crying of the child with milk, the sound of the older child just waking up, the sound of the bed coming out, the sound of the husband scolding the older child, the sound of urine untying into the bottle, the sound of untying into the bucket, all kinds of wonderful effects are heard at the same time.

Not a single guest in the room did not stretch their necks, squint their eyes, smile slightly, and silently admire, thinking that it was wonderful, and they were all intoxicated by that wonderful scene.

Xu Meng woke up, looked at the storyteller behind the book review, his face changed slightly, just now even he was pulled into that scene by the other party, as if he was immersed in it, but an ordinary person can let himself be intoxicated unconsciously, is this possible.

From this point of view, I am afraid that this old man is not simple, Xu Meng smiled bitterly, I didn't expect to meet this kind of person just by eating casually, should it be said that the masters in the world of Liaozhai are all over the ground, and the immortals can shake it.

However, it seems that the other party has no malicious intentions, but Xu Meng felt a sense of tranquility in that realm, as if every bit of life was presented in the other party's voice, and this perception was very important to Xu Meng.

Even though Xu Meng was cranky, the ventriloquist continued.

After a while, the husband's snoring sounded, and the woman's beating of the child gradually stopped. The sound of rats moving was faintly heard, the basins and utensils were crooked, and the woman coughed in her dreams. The mood of the guests relaxed a little, and gradually straightened their sitting postures.

Suddenly a man cried out, "Fire," and the husband arose and cried out with a loud voice, and the woman arose and cried with a loud voice. The two children cried together. In a moment, hundreds of people shouted, hundreds of children cried, and hundreds of dogs barked.

In the middle was the sound of the house collapsing, the sound of the fire bursting, the whirring of the wind, and a thousand kinds of sounds sounded at the same time: mixed with the sound of hundreds of people crying for help, the sound of the firefighters pulling down the burning house in unison, the sound of rescuing things, the sound of splashing water.

Everyone present was shocked, and each of them could feel the feeling of being really roasted by the fire, the feeling of the fire getting bigger and bigger, and the will of thousands of people to work together to extinguish the fire.

In this case, each of the guests was frightened and changed their faces, and some of them screamed in danger, trembling in both strands, and almost fled from their seats.

Suddenly, when I woke up, all kinds of sounds, all kinds of illusions, and all kinds of scenes disappeared. Removing the screen and looking inside, there was a person, a table, a fan, and a piece of waking wood.

Even though the scene had disappeared, the guests did not recover for a long time, and it was not until a long time later that one of them slapped the table to show his excitement.

Immediately, more people came to their senses, and the sound of slapping on the table in the wine shop became louder and more frequent, and some people's faces turned red with excitement.

"Okay, no matter how many times Mr. Yang's ventriloquist is heard, it is so wonderful." One of the men stood up and praised him endlessly.

"Yes, that's right, every time I listen to Yang Lao's ventriloquism, I have a feeling of being there," a middle-aged rich man stood up and smiled, also full of praise.

"Yes... Yes..."The wine shop was full of admiration.

The old man nodded and smiled, then turned his gaze to look at Xu Meng in the corner, and smiled slightly, his face full of kindness.

Xu Meng also smiled in response.

"Good ventriloquism, good magic powers." A loud shout sounded, and everyone noticed that a sloppy Taoist priest appeared in the wine shop.

This sloppy Taoist priest has an old face, a red wine trough nose, not young, his hair is just hastily tied, a wooden hairpin is inserted diagonally, and the Taoist robe on his body has already become filthy, and he is drinking a wine gourd at this time.

Suddenly interrupted by a sloppy Taoist priest, everyone's faces were a little unswerving, and someone said, "This Taoist priest has come here every day these days to play drunk and crazy, and listen to Mr. Yang's ventriloquism for free." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone present was a little dissatisfied, but the old man stopped, "This Taoist chief is my friend. ”

The Taoist sneered, "Who is your old boy's friend, I'm not." After speaking, he turned his head, looked at Xu Meng in the corner, and said with a smile, "You kid has a good cultivation, where can you practice." ”

Xu Meng was shocked, his eyes flashed, but he didn't expect another Taoist priest who didn't know the depths.

"Shopkeeper, I'm out of alcohol, come and get me a drink." The old man smashed his mouth and shook the wine gourd in his hand.

A guy ran over to take the old Taoist priest's wine, and was about to go to drink, when suddenly a rich man stood up and said, "Little Er, you can think clearly, this old Taoist priest may not have any money." ”

When the man heard this, he was also a little embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

"You go yourself, I'll pay for the wine." The old man shook his head and laughed.

"Old boy, whoever wants your wine money, I have someone to pay for me, hey, kid over there, are you willing to help me pay for the wine." The old Taoist priest muttered, and then shouted to Xu Meng in the corner.

"Naturally."

Xu Meng frowned slightly, not understanding why the other party wanted to find him, but he still agreed, after all, a pot of wine was nothing to him.

Seeing that someone was willing to pay, the man breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards the wine trough in the distance.

"Hey, man, you fill me up, I can't do it if I don't fill it." The wine trough nose priest shouted.

Xu Meng shook his head slightly, when he heard this, he knew that his money bag was going to bleed heavily, that gourd must not be simple, it is very likely to be a magic weapon, and the capacity of this kind of thing is generally not too low.

"Boy, since you invited me to drink, why don't you invite me to another meal?" The old Taoist priest looked at the dishes on Xu Meng's table and said, but as soon as he said it, his body sat down and was about to start eating, because he felt that it was impossible for Xu Meng to refuse.

"Naturally, seniors, please use it."

Xu Meng frowned again when he heard this, he couldn't guess the old Taoist's mind in his heart, but he still smiled, pointed to the dishes on the table, and signaled the other party to be casual.

The old Taoist priest was really not polite, and grabbed the dish with both hands and began to devour it.

"Seniors, please use it slowly, and the juniors will retire first."

Leaving a gold ingot on the table, Xu Meng walked out of the wine shop with the stunned eyes of the old Taoist priest.